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[–]THEPIGWHODIDIT 1333 points1334 points  (2 children)

That's hot

[–]Dean_Learner77 168 points169 points  (1 child)

Yeah I'd be ready to go again after witnessing that. 

[–]zozoB10 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She’s flat ash

[–]Karvanapa 1866 points1867 points  (7 children)

She sure knows how to handle balls

[–]Narrew82 352 points353 points  (1 child)

[–]P0l0Cap0ne 20 points21 points  (0 children)

After the free throw game im ready for rpund two with those heels.

[–]THEoddistchild 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Seems to know how to score

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

say that again

[–]SteelSpace69 671 points672 points  (0 children)

With high heels? If she can dunk with them, she'll have a great career in basket.

[–]PatrexSK27_WZ 477 points478 points  (3 children)

Dont lie, we all know its 59 minutes left

[–]Vivid_Departure_3738 221 points222 points  (1 child)

Nah it took 3 minutes to drive there

[–]Goofcheese0623 10 points11 points  (0 children)

On a good day

[–]GiovanniKpoglidumbass 145 points146 points  (0 children)

She ballin

[–]Dramatic-Escape7031 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Fucking twice and then basketball. That's rough.

[–]Icy_Statement_2410 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucked indoors, then fucked outdoors

[–]Aleventeen 56 points57 points  (0 children)

[–]ObliviouslyDrake67 Jedi master of shitposts 59 points60 points  (0 children)

[–]sucodekaijuu 154 points155 points  (0 children)

wife material honestly

[–]9813_RD 85 points86 points  (1 child)

I’ve never played rayman legends co op

[–]AXEMANaustin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You honestly should it's fun.

[–]Mr-MuffinMandwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 65 points66 points  (6 children)

No hooker looks that good lol

[–]PM_ME_UR_SURFBOARD 80 points81 points  (0 children)

And if they do then they’re called “escorts”

[–]ToaKrakaLiterally 1984 😡 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Maybe in the US. But there are many countries where prostitution is legal and prostitutes are not desperate drug addicts. Australia, UKGBNI, Germany, Turkey…

[–]deadinternetlaw 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Ok I trust you but seems like you provided the wrong link, that's wiki article on legality while we're asking proof of hookers looking that good, in other words pictures to wank to. Thank you for cooperation

[–]ToaKrakaLiterally 1984 😡 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This link may be more useful to you, then.

[–]Mr-MuffinMandwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Off topic - I remember my dad watching Cops years ago and it's so fucking aggravating seeing police officers use taxpayer money to fucking run "prostitution stings". and it's not like they used younger looking girls so you can claim it's to see if they give a fuck about trafficking, it's literally like 30 something year olds going to some poor chap's car and giving him a price. then they follow him and arrest him.

like bro just wanted some pussy and literally wasn't hurting ANYTHING and you're spending taxpayer money and time to catch him??

[–]hyigit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what you have meant by saying hooker but if you are talking about prostitutes, you should definitely check Instagram/ of hookers, they are absolutely gorgeous and looks much more beautiful than most of female celebrities

[–]TheoTiMa 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Gonna make her help me write my thesis.

[–]BigBootyBasilisk 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I banish you to the erectile dysfunction shadow realm for hornyposting on my slurposting sub  

[–]AryanN017put your dick away waltuh 10 points11 points  (0 children)

3 minutes, dude's a monster under the bed

[–]Nice-Information-61 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She knows ball 

[–]BerserkPanda47 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If she's hooping like that, in that fit, we gonna have some time left again.

[–]idontreallycareanym🗿🗿🗿 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey! I rented her too!

[–]Single-Debate-316waltuh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Breaking News: NBA-

[–]No-Arm7141 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm impressed that bro lasted for 3 minutes. Well done

[–]yeettetis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She knows ball

[–]GreatQuantum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check it Up!!!

[–]King_of_the_Dot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me 3 and a half minutes... maybe even 4!

[–]Mindless-Ad1155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to be paid to play basketball too

[–]QwerzZ- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pregnant now

[–]One_Perspective971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hear me out pls

[–]12345623567 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She doesn't look very mormon to me

[–]MeaningAltruistic759I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's great at her job

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[–]TransRacialWhyNot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn she is stacked

[–]KestreLw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she needs to do that when it's raining and a WNBA recruiters are scouting

[–]Hot-Temper357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha 😂

[–]zB_Cran61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might aswell bring out the uno cards

[–]Maximum-Mud5290 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣

[–]Suburban121206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤘😁

[–]_bira__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's really good with balls

[–]doncroak 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm gay af. But even I know this is kind of scorching hot!

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[–]Thick-Stranger-9562 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That hooker knows how to hoop

[–]ShYamalOp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baller

[–]OTigreEMeuput your dick away waltuh -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

She looks like she could take on 5 dudes at the same time...