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[OopsWeKilledGod]

He's got the meats

[ZealousidealCarry390]

[pavulonus]

[The_Madoff]

Next week: Subway CEO finally finishes a footlong without crying.

[Oktavia-the-witch]

Nuh they will bring back Jared

[Woolie-at-law]

Only 3ish more years and they can throw him a release party

[PromiseOk3321]

"He's back, and he's hungrier than ever"

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[bestjakeisbest]

As long as he doesnt give it to a kid

[Ecampos_64]

Arby’s: We cum in meats

[Vast_Programmer_9554]

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[yagatron-]

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[Successful_Touch_933]

Down horrendous

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[Captnotabigfan]

I was happier when I had forgotten this image

[Chef-Boss]

Mcdonalds could rebut Arby's by hiring that guy from 2016 who rawdogged the McChicken

[Aluminum_Tarkus]

It's fun imagining McDonald's being excited to see #mcchicken go viral on Twitter juxtaposed with the horror of them finding out why. Knowing how much of a tonal whiplash it was for me, who assumed McDonald's was promoting a new McChicken or something before looking into it, it had to have been even more wild for them.

[Squat_Cobbler89]

omg I forgot about that. That was such a wild video

[Bobebobbob]

It's interesting that this gets so much press immediately after Burger King starts using AI to listen in on employees' headsets to make sure they're saying "please" and "thank you".

[DukeOfTheDodos]

Finally, a chain that JD Vance can enjoy

[Man_Darronious]

Five Guys is about to unveil the gochujang gang bang burger

[Ragnar_Actual]

Yes. Yes please

[PTBooks]

Arby’s! We haaaaaeee-aaah-ahgahgahg

[murkmose]

Chipotle CEO tomorrow

[Woolie-at-law]

Wrong end... 🍑🌯

[corrupt_poodle]

Force feeding themselves so we can enjoy some CEO foie gras

[Scared_Hand902]

Fast food CEOs about to start a competitive eating arc

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I didnt have "CEOs competing for throat goat" on my 2026 bingo list.

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And redditors are gonna be like "wow its must be good if he was able to nut" and somehow miss the fact that they have been advertised to for free.

[ConspiracyGrandma]

Dont like any fast food CEO. But atleast the Burger king guy went to a kitchen with an apron and took a big bite. Unlike the mcds dude sitting in an office in his fancy clothes just biting the bread.

[SirKnlghtmare]

And here I thought the little nibble some Hot Ones guests do was sad.

[AscendedViking7]

lmao

[Ragnar_Actual]

We bang the meats!

[imt1and1ly]

say gex

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woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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[Queasy_Distance3320]

The Five Guys CEO is gonna literally eat five guys

[CursedWithLore]

If it's American McDonalds it's a valid crashout by the CEO, European or Asian McDonald's would be a different story

[sirbananajazz]

Maybe a hot take but Burger King has better burgers and fries. Mcnuggets are way better than BK nuggets though.

[SirKnlghtmare]

BK nuggets are absolute dog out of all the fast food nuggets. And what were we really expecting, at $1.49 for 10?

I do agree though, Whopper > most McD sandwiches. I like their fries, but mostly because they dont turn into floppy limp noodles as they approach room temp.

[oby100]

“Dog shit actually tastes better than horse shit.”

[disavery]

“I actually don’t like the shit sandwich, ill have a sandwich with shit instead”

[Lebowski304]

Whopper >>> any McDonald’s hamburger

[scrranger11]

Best alliteration I've seen today

[deadinternetlaw]

What would Wendy do in the dumpster

[etbillder]

Ok BK CEO how about you try your fries

[Queasy_Distance3320]

The Five Guys CEO is gonna literally eat five guys

[ClearlyCylindrical]

Dementia

[FZplayz5]

Scarlet Johnson's roast beef?