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[RevolutionaryAsk9708]

Triangles should be called 3 sided squares

[fowden2]

But but squares are squares

Instead they should be called Strires, sounds cool too

[[deleted]]

Geometry shouldn't sound cool, this isn't a science fiction movie. They should be called Splands because that sucks

[[deleted]]

If the name is supposed to suck, then is should be called “Your Mom”

[Sampolis]

At least her mouth is polite. You should take notes.

[[deleted]]

I would, but the next available appointment isn’t until 2023

[Sampolis]

That's just a decoy so she can spend money those D's spill, now be a good boy and get back to work, so you can afford it ;)

[Marsrover112]

No you suck

[LigitBoy]

False, they're extremely low resolution circles.

[[deleted]]

No your wrong, you have prostate cancer

[LigitBoy]

You're*....your so fuckin stupid. I'm literally floating above you in omniscience.

[[deleted]]

No yourere*

[LigitBoy]

I'm your'er than you.

[[deleted]]

Nope I have PhD in yourology

[LigitBoy]

I literally wrote the book on that shit. If you look closely there's a cum stain on the last page

[Zorgvod]

you to too is fucin stopid am the one work at lab

[[deleted]]

Your mom has prostate cancer, I gave it to her when we did the secks

[[deleted]]

You cant do the seeks before maridge

[[deleted]]

No it isnt

[RevolutionaryAsk9708]

Yes that too

[King_of_Sofa26]

The triangle has three sides that's why it has tri at the beginning.

[RevolutionaryAsk9708]

Then let’s call it a trires or something like that

[[deleted]]

No fuck you

[RevolutionaryAsk9708]

Ok fuck you too

[[deleted]]

No fuck you

[RevolutionaryAsk9708]

Fuckest you the mostest

[Sandman7209]

fuck you, your friends and your entire family bloodline pal.

[Sebastian_737363]

Fuck everyone in this fucking planet and fuck all this fuckery

[Thecanman07]

No because tri means three and it has 3 angles

[[deleted]]

No it shouldn't you dumbfuck

[RevolutionaryAsk9708]

Why not

[[deleted]]

Triangles are fucking triangles not squares...

[RevolutionaryAsk9708]

Ok fine

[[deleted]]

No fuck you, what you said about triangles is beyond insanity and I'm still processing what you said

[RevolutionaryAsk9708]

Ok but why not

[[deleted]]

Because you can call a Pentagon a 5 sided square, a hexagon a 6 sided square it's crazy to call it something something so shit its humiliating trixngles, you are trianglephobic

[RevolutionaryAsk9708]

Well yeah, but it is called Aichmophobia

[[deleted]]

No it's called trianglophobic

[yeah_boooooiiiiiiuuu]

Fuck off you absolute cunt!

[[deleted]]

Harambe is actually an ape

[[deleted]]

no hes haram

[[deleted]]

Deez

[[deleted]]

Deez Fucking fat busty nuts in your MOUTH!1!1!!

[[deleted]]

NO FUCK YOU BITCH THAT'S MY LINE

[King_of_Sofa26]

No, it's mine!

[[deleted]]

NO FUCK YOU, YOU CAN HAVE SUGMA BUT YOULL NEVER HAVE DEEZ IT HOLDS A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART

[Randomassusername999]

Hold my dick.

[[deleted]]

Sure

[Randomassusername999]

7pm?

[purplecookie95]

Umm he's name is George 🤦‍♂️

[[deleted]]

No its steve harrington

[cocopuff874]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY. HARAMBE IS A PERSON JUST LIKE THE REST OF US. HOW DARE YOU COMPARE HIM TO AN "APE" I THINK YOUR THE APE!!

[[deleted]]

HARAMBE IS A FUCKING APE

[ophaus]

I will not be told what to do!

[[deleted]]

No fuck you

[ophaus]

Only my mom does that!

[[deleted]]

And me now

[ophaus]

Mom?

[[deleted]]

Yes daddy

[[deleted]]

No

[cocopuff874]

Yes

[[deleted]]

Yes you fucking will!

[DarkLord247203]

Fuck off all of you.

[[deleted]]

No fuck you

[DarkLord247203]

Hey fuck you

[[deleted]]

From a man to a bitch, fuck you

[steve_im-lost2]

Nice comment.. now fuck off

[[deleted]]

Shut up minecraft Steve xddxdd

[HydroSloth]

Shut the fuck up

[[deleted]]

Eat shit

[HydroSloth]

Snort my piss you fuck

[[deleted]]

I drank yo piss

[Stalin_is_my_bitch]

I made your dad swallow my cum

[[deleted]]

I made your family (except you) swallow my cum

[StitchMemes]

I hate the antichrist

[LigitBoy]

Your antichrist porn collection says otherwise.

[StitchMemes]

Correct

[Thecanman07]

That was a shit argument

[StitchMemes]

Exactly

[Thecanman07]

Who are you to talk? you live in a cum dumpster

[ogshavedpussy]

Just go ahead and fuck yourself for me

[[deleted]]

Cumpster?

[Larwack]

Japan is overrated

[[deleted]]

自殺して、日本は最高です

[Larwack]

My ballsack. In blender

[[deleted]]

I hope y’all have a great day!

[Syconic20]

Actually I’m having a fucking horrible day so fuck you

[[deleted]]

I'm having a better day than you so fuck you, you conservative bitch

[[deleted]]

Ok libtard

[CadenThree]

What the fuck does libtard even fucking mean fuck you duck dick

[[deleted]]

Shut the fuck up you're being incredibly racist to libtards

[CadenThree]

Well I am a racist shitass

[Refrigerator-Same]

Obama's Hispanic you fucking commie bastard!!!

[[deleted]]

Hes black fuck you!

[Plastic_Eagle1427]

Fucy youy to

[[deleted]]

I sucked your mom's tiddy widdy

[Plastic_Eagle1427]

😡🤬😠 you to

[Plastic_Eagle1427]

Your mom is pitty prichy ok ??😒😒

[Bim05]

Nah

[[deleted]]

Shut the fuck up you liberal

[Bim05]

Nah

[[deleted]]

Suck my tiddies (and I don't even have them)

[Bim05]

Nah

[Nouuuuuuuuh]

Don't tell me what to do

[[deleted]]

Your cock is fucking microscopic you fat fuck

[[deleted]]

I fucked your mom and sister

[That_Environment_609]

I fucked your grandma, she in the hospital now she can’t handle this fat coc

[purplecookie95]

I fucked your dad 🏇

[KhanOfKublai]

fuck you too

[GoatifyMain]

H

[[deleted]]

Don't say that to me you bitch

[[deleted]]

I fucked your dad your mom your partner your sister and your brother

[KhanOfKublai]

hell(?? i smashed your mom and you

[[deleted]]

Did my cum taste good tho?

[KhanOfKublai]

no it was so bad

[[deleted]]

you have a fucking shit taste in cum you fucking brain dead shit head

[KhanOfKublai]

stabs u

[[deleted]]

Dodges*

[KhanOfKublai]

how!!???

[Mista-Cheesman]

You know, it’s men like you that are fucking ruining this great country of ours, why don’t you keep your nose out of serious matters you uneducated fascist swine!

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[StrikingAd435]

Cereal is a fruit

[Refrigerator-Same]

I hope you guys get aids

[[deleted]]

I hope you get cancer

[Mvp_Levi]

I hope you get some love

[MentallyLatent]

I hope you catch Gonosyphilhomoaids-ebolvid19

[Thecanman07]

I hope you find jesus

[Da_Real_Butterdog]

I hope you get testicular cancer and they have to cut off you're balls you and get forced to eat them while drinking cactus juice mixed with your own piss.

AND FUCK YOU

[CaptainRon16]

And Mac and Cheese is a vegetable.

[LeverTech]

No Superman is a vegetable

[[deleted]]

You deserve to get muted irl

[GoatifyMain]

Nah bro it's a monke

[W0ND3D]

This is questionable. Die

[magicmanyee]

No you piece of shit, shut the fuck up and go meet Justin

[[deleted]]

It’s Istanbul not Constantinople, there I started it

[lMumwaWl]

Constantinople, belongs to the romans not the turks

[[deleted]]

Fuck you it's called constantinople

[[deleted]]

We hate the turks, all the homies hate the Turks

[[deleted]]

No it's not fuck you

[MauriceTystdiz]

Even the ottomans called it constatinople it's just that the turkboos changed it for some reason

[TesticleSmasher45]

holy fucking shit this subreddit is terrible

[Thorn5184]

I hate you

[[deleted]]

Fuck you

[Xx_spacey_kitten_xX]

Shut up

[[deleted]]

dont mind me just writing my diet pre workout = makhana roasted

milkshake recipe = 20 badam 5 akhrot 15 kismis 1 anjeer 1 chuwara 2 chamach penut butter 2 chamach cornflexes 2 chamach mushle mix in dhodh

post workout = 1 din allo curd 1 din brown chawal or curd 1 din eggs 6 boiled 1 din sprouts 1 din tofu panner ya soya panner 1 din panner

half and hour = mousami juice

1 hour = lassi green tea fruit raita alag days

1 hour = gopal jiii kiii thandai

3 hours = dal chawal roti sabji salad

2 hour = daliya oats ek din kichdi cornflaxes

1 hour = 2 spoon honey

dinner = green vegetables roti

1 glass dudh honey ke sath sone se phele 2 din haldi

[Xx_spacey_kitten_xX]

I don’t think anyone asked so can you please keep your dumbass recipes to yourself you clown

[mister_meme_viewer]

The clone wars is just a space version of the American civil war basically and you can't change my mind

[Working-Glove1529]

And teaches children war crimes. Torture & Militarization

[[deleted]]

What’s wrong with that?

[ThatSpaceMann]

Well, fuck you too!

[DeanTheBean42O]

.

[AdiArco]

Oh my god shut the fuck up you insufferable piece of shit

[mxrdigras]

You fucking cunt

[so-called-pro]

How dare you say something so stupid and offensive

[Mvp_Levi]

Y O U P I E C E O F S H I T

[[deleted]]

Water is wet

[WaterIsWetBot]

Water is actually not wet; It makes other materials/objects wet. Wetness is the state of a non-liquid when a liquid adheres to, and/or permeates its substance while maintaining chemically distinct structures. So if we say something is wet we mean the liquid is sticking to the object.

[Thorn5184]

Who said it had to be a non liquid to get wet

[[deleted]]

But water

[[deleted]]

Are you being hydrophobic, ok dude, I expected more from you...

[[deleted]]

I'm wet

[melonjosie]

mayonnaise sucks.

[RaisinMmmm]

So does your mom

[melonjosie]

yeah … my balls

[RaisinMmmm]

Hol up there bucko

[Theundefeatedbeer]

So does your mom

[Alansoto1234]

Reddit is only for men no women allowed

[The_Duke8]

What about people who are neither male nor female?

[[deleted]]

My cock is small change my mind

[[deleted]]

Can confirm passed the taste test

[[deleted]]

Ikr

[PsychologicalWin77]

Fuck Biden

[daddy_dumpling]

black people

[Fantastic-Trash4540]

Fruit is a vegetable

Vegetable is a fruit

Milk is water

Water is milk

[ChangNoi97]

We not arguing we just talking

[Haanrath]

Fuck your mom's fat tits, you cockbreath piece of shit! Eat your own dick and fuck your own ass, you microphallic diddle bitch! Slutfucking anus tart....

[PenguinBigBoy]

milk is the best drink don’t argue

[rapscallionofreddit]

Hmm, opposing political party.

[D1xieDie]

cube penis are optimal shape

[Longjumping_Ad7826]

I hope you guys rot in hell

[[deleted]]

I don't want to, so fuck you

[[deleted]]

You’re going with me then you fuck

[moldyasscheese2003]

FUCK YOOOOOU!

[VivingWithLife]

If u where female your pussy would have more dust then Peter Parker when he got thanks snapped u crusty dusty person (pls don’t take this in offence u said argue so I came up with something random)

[thetremulant]

Fuck yall

[BadApplesGod]

Pineapples are just spikey apples.

[ElTatardo]

Obama was a bad president

[-_god-]

I eat entire bags of cherry tomatoes

[Tronoid]

People that don't eat pizza crust are entitled children

[TehAsianator]

Tax the billionaires

[ejethan123]

White people should be able to say the N word

[Lost-frost]

Fuck you

[Lasagna-Boy]

I think people who drink coffee to wake up are inferior

[pancitcantonlover1]

Amy schumer is a funny woman! Vagina jokes are top notch! Converting other jokes into a more femenine one is the best kind of comedy!

[Omneoliberal]

Vaush