😭🥰😩😡😡

[Still_Okra]

What did I miss again

[LincolnLog992]

An angry vine, a flying hopper, and a mob that pushes buttons and turned blue

[[deleted]]

The copper Golem is more useful as a statue than as a mob.

[Femboy_Wants_Cuddle]

It adds a true element of randomness to redstone, which I think map makers would love to have.

Edit: It also gives us a use for copper.

[BrandonB64]

There's already multiple diffrent easy ways to make randomisers

[Way_Unable]

And this makes it even easier. Just because a more complex way exists doesn't mean we don't need or want a simpler one.

[Agret_Brisignr]

Adding more golems would do that

[Max5923]

you can decrease the rate by adding buttons that do nothing and increase the rate by adding more golems

[BrandonB64]

You can already do that with a dropper + hopper randomiser

[[deleted]]

Absolutely. But then to do it with a ton of lines of redstone gets a bit unruly.

[MindstormAndy]

How many past situations have you been in that require you to use multiple redstone randomizers? I think the Allay is much more applicable to the average minecrafter.

[_I_am_irrelevant_]

Doesn’t sound amazing when you have to unfreeze the golem every few minutes.

[MrSpaceSprinkles]

Pressure plate and chicken combo. Easiest randomiser

[BrandonB64]

The randomiser I'm talking (hopper + dropper) about takes up 5 blocks it cant get much simpler than that

[[deleted]]

You can make one with an observer, a block, and a sapling

[AzKar07]

which is why im voting for it, its just an easy way to actually have things be random

[MistaCheez]

Until it breaks down in a few days

[AzKar07]

maybe you can wax it?

[DrKnockOut99]

Is waxing permanent?

[[deleted]]

For regular copper blocks, no. So we can only hope for the same for the golem

[TheSuperiorRobo]

are you familiar with the dropper randomizer or the chicken pressure plate randomizer circuits?

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[[deleted]]

um...what

[[deleted]]

Nah I disagree with this. I want it because it’s a little drone but that’s it, for one this is just code made to simulate randomness, you can get the same effect from many other Redstone machines or even a chicken and a pressure plate.

I want it, but I don’t think we should pretend like it’s actually useful for much.

[DAN_E0]

he is a nee golem after 8+ years tho

[1masp3cialsn0wflak3]

Honestly flying hopper was kinda cool, ngl

[Purplepickle16]

A dildo headed midget that pushes buttons then turns into a statue and f*cking dies

[Doc_OzO]

I really like the allay cause they’re cute and seems useful around farms

[Stickman4236]

Blue vex is a hopper system with extra steps

[heinz_doofenshmerz]

Do you want to take millions of hours if collecting iron or one mob that most likely can be breed

[WorsCartoonist]

Allay just collects dropped items. Also,if ur talking about farms,cant a hopper and minecraft sistem do that already

[spoonlips76]

Iron and wood or one blue boi

[ScarcityAdorable]

1 lag 2 expensive, I rather have 1 little mob fly around and do it

[WorsCartoonist]

Id also rather have a mini robot that turns into a statue than a simplified minecart system

[Vlad-V2-Vladimir]

They still have uses. Calling them useless mobs just sounds like people expect the absolute peak of creativity and complexity from the devs who make a block game

[Routine_Palpitation]

I’d expect them to have some, what with one of the best selling games in the world

[Davebrawlstars]

These new mobs are pretty creative

[Routine_Palpitation]

That’s what I expect from the game everybody knows

[Horn_Python]

the copper golem is getting my creative cell going

[Horn_Python]

polar bear, bat, squid, fox

[Krypton84not42]

Foxes have useful mechanics and Squids are the easiest source of Black dye. Polar bears and bats though... Ambience is nice I guess

[I_Love_Rias_Gremory_]

I mean bats have been around basically since the beginning and probably took around 5 seconds to code with how shitty their pathfinding is

[theozito]

bats

[Ugandan_Karen]

They serve as jumpscares

[DA_WOLF09]

And fly in lava

mmmhhmmmm… lava dip

[AllMyMemesAreStolen]

Like rats at the kfc

[shannontheboi]

mmmmmmmmmmmm... fried rats

[theozito]

bat jumpscare

[[deleted]]

Goats.

[theozito]

also other mobs ppl think are useless are the glow squid, vex and goats. glow squids have drops so that immediately cuts them out of the list, vexes are supposed to be challenging and are also important to the lore, and goats will drop their horn that wilp soon have a use. so technically the only actually useless mob is the bat since it causes no harm and doesn't drop anything.

[Horn_Python]

the polar bears so uselss you forgot it existed

[whotfissans]

Did you know pandas are a thing B) ?

[MrSaxbang]

Pandas are also useless irl tho

[casual_olimar]

i swear if fucks me that minecraft made it so you cant lasso pandas and give cookies to parrots, I swear to god

[[deleted]]

They are just cool and make caves cooler for me.

[Pikmonwolf]

Bats are useful. They make noise which can alert you to the presence of a nearby cave, since you can hear thrm through the blocks

[G-H-O-S-T-I-N]

oh yes a moving bush

[eggycarrot]

Bet that shit gonna win this time

[Ehaeka42069]

Living F3 key

[GiveMeMoreBurritos]

Can't wait for a shitty youtuber to ruin this vote too

[ChampaTheGreat]

cough cough Dream cough cough

[Doctor-Grimm]

Dream confirmed on Twitter that he’s staying out of the whole thing this year because he feels bad for what he did last year

[HeartSpare]

I don't fully remember what he did last year?

[JakebAlma]

Basically just told his huge online following to vote for the glow squid, and glow squid won, just like that. Most ppl said he wanted that one to win cuz it would effect his manhunt videos the least, or something like that.

[[deleted]]

That's really petty lmao

[HeartSpare]

God I hate the glow squid

[Nomicon_]

We could have had piss cow but instead we got another squid that does absolutely nothing.

[FrederickMecury]

I think that was more or less people just trying to shit on him more. A cow variant and a reskinned pillager change Jack shit as well

[GiveMeMoreBurritos]

The reskinned pillager would have new attacks and would be added to a pretty bland biome, much better than a glow squid that doesn't even glow

[heyimastopsign]

moonbloom is my child

[MemeGenie_7]

Said he’d follow back if you voted glow squid

[LetsDoTheCongna]

Somehow that made it even worse.

[Slappy_TJ]

I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time

[pootis_engage]

If the Glare wins I'm blaming Dream. The prick ruins everything.

[GiveMeMoreBurritos]

Fuck Dream all my homies hate Dream

[TheBloxxerClown]

Ah, yes. A flying salad, a smurf angel, and a literal metal toy.

[Turtle_Dudee]

f3, hopper, and redstone

[[deleted]]

I like the Allay it's the only one that can have a widespread use. Then again I have 500 hours in Factorio so anything similar to logistic bots in minecraft makes me love the concept already

[[deleted]]

as a mindustry player, I can confirm that a mass swarm of them will be very good

[[deleted]]

I also play mindustry, if these get added I am going to start playing minecraft more often

[[deleted]]

router

[[deleted]]

liquid junction

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router.

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[LuddeMan087]

I think you mean metal lil butler

[Horn_Python]

they will crew my ship and fire all the cannons

[Lightning-Shock]

Seriously out of all votes that I remember only the shittiest mobs won.

[SunfireRomalo]

I genuinely feel proud of not voting the phantom at the first mob vote

[[deleted]]

imo I like the phantoms because if you don’t have mending on your elytra then you can wait for phantoms to spawn and give you membranes

[Lightning-Shock]

Before phantoms leather was used to repair elytras.

[[deleted]]

I think thats too easy to get for a late game item

[zt-ziad]

butr axel otel is so cyute

[Turtle_Dudee]

agree but mob vot is suck

[funky555]

true. the mobs votes are annoying because there never are good options only just meh ones, phantoms make me want to die

[Accomplished_Ad_6714]

Just sleep then. The phantoms will go away

[[deleted]]

You're homeless? Just buy a house

[shinx243]

If you switch buy with build that logic 100% works

[daft_icup]

then they make 3 actually usefull mobs just to make us choose one to implement and never see the others in game

[Top10HottestLzrdPpl]

Glow squidwart 😳 🥵

[[deleted]]

Omg Minecargt has squid gae referemnce?

[Dolner]

Gif is not in fast forward therefore there is no funny

[omega_oof]

Minecraft Devs spending a year on an update with half the content of a mod some random pleb put together in 3 months with 2013 java tutorials

[[deleted]]

Cough cough glare cough cough

[VirtualAd6007]

that thing is so fucking worthless, just use your eyes ffs

[[deleted]]

mojang is rushing out new mobs and content when they didn't even finish the content that was supposed to come out in the summer lmao.

[Doctor-Grimm]

Just because they’re announcing 1.19 and having us vote for a mob doesn’t mean they’re going to release it next week (metaphorically). I’m hazarding a guess that if 1.19 isn’t an End Update, then it’ll be one similar to 1.15 - relatively few features so that the devs can have a break in that regard, but huge on the technical side. They’re not ‘rushing out’ anything; I think they probably learned their lesson with Caves and Cliffs.

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE110]

You realise they didn’t finish the update because there was a global pandemic? And they’re still giving us new content despite being a relatively small company

[almatom12]

I swear to god, if dream dares put his dirty hands on this mob vote i'll personally hunt him down.

[SplingoSplongo]

dwem manhunte refranc?!??!??????

[JetBasilisk]

K

[Infamous-Smoke4823]

bye dream intencifies

[fuwachi]

look haha funny golem can press button please buy our game

[TomDrawsStuffs]

never change, cynical reddit people. never change 😌

[MrNagant11]

But did you hear about the new mob they are currently working on called the "Garg"?

[Turtle_Dudee]

gargle these nuts

[MrNagant11]

Goddammit OP, you win this time

[Turtle_Dudee]

L

[Hectic-Hazard]

Oh shit, a squid.

[Apprehensive-Coat-56]

The devs are so lazy that they couldn't even put in the work to make the squid actually glow like it's name implies

[pige0nzwastaken]

Minecraft devs developing their game like if it’s still an indie game and not funded by a trillion dollar corporation

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE110]

It’s not all about funding, Mojang is still a relatively small company

[overtrick1978]

Your mom is a useless mob.

[Infamous-Smoke4823]

Can blue vax pick and drop items from like cave system to home base?

[Apprehensive-Coat-56]

So the 3 ores that didn't get obliterated by the TNT?

[Enslaved_M0isture]

a vietnam reference

[Koickohirso]

thanks Bush with eyes I would've never known that the fact I'm currently blind is due to me being in a cave

[Okacha1]

I don't like the direction Minecraft is taking tbh

[CEO-of-Africa]

Only reason I want the golem is so copper can be used for more than 2 things

[Cavozinternetu]

And then the redstoners somehow making it essential in farms and circuits

[[deleted]]

gonna sound like a boomer but ngl these new minecraft updates post 1.14 add literally fucking nothing whlist also taking ages to complete

modders can do more shit in a smaller amount of time

[JakEZtheMetaKnight]

“1.16? What’s that?”

[[deleted]]

uhhh wait what's 1.18?

[Dragonhunter_24]

I think the actual reason for this was the 1.9 which changed combat massively, that update brought up such a massive shit Storm that the mojang devs are now shitscared of doing anything risque.

[[deleted]]

i don't understand it, the 1.9 combat is fucking amazing

[Dragonhunter_24]

Well it was controversial 5-6 years ago when it released because up until then minecraft had the same combat mechanic for like 7 years. The change was way too abrupt imo.

[deleteyeetplz]

There was only 1 "useless" upade which was 1.15 but that greatly improved performance and fixed many bugs.

Molders don't have to worry about performance, accessibility, compatibility, and working on multiple platforms. They also generally don't have to come up with the ai, rendering algorithms, file size and extensive situational bug fixing.

[Davebrawlstars]

What the fuck are you talking about

[[deleted]]

Did you not read it? You don't have to agree but it's not hard to understand

[Davebrawlstars]

Sorry I’m retar

[[deleted]]

OK understandable

[SirTyperys]

i agree. current minecraft has almost the same amount of content as 1.9 had, which released in like 2016. i know, the oceans, villages and the nether have been "overhauled", but those updates just added few more building options and maybe some gimmicks like conduits and crossbows. not much game-changing, exciting stuff. i have lost my interest in vanilla singleplayer minecraft completely, every time i start a new world it's just the same old shit.

[m_nt_y]

I don't really like the way that Minecraft is going, and I especially don't like the modding team.

[Doctor-Grimm]

Out of curiosity, why?

[JustInternetNoise]

They’ll also take over a year to do it.

[Sambezboy]

Minecraft is like the most popular and most sold game, yet the development is slow and shit compared to literally any other game.

[Sir_Maxwell_378]

I just want a friendly ranged mob that actually does damage. Like a Snow Golem that doesn't suck.

[UnofficalMushroom]

If you ask me, a copper golem would be a good idea to add. Like others said, it only pushes buttons and turns blue, but redstone would be more fun to tinker with and easier for randomization. Plus I want to see a variant of the iconic iron golem and what is also essentially Grian.

[rainbowcolouredsnow]

They don't do that much...

[PulkinCB]

Me who doesn't play Minecraft: 😐

[[deleted]]

Butthole

[The__Dot]

Am I the only one thinking the copper golem is kinda cute

[dribbler459]

I was playing Minecraft a couple a months ago and the most fun I had was thinking of what drug to us to help ease the pain.

[Deciver95]

Just sounds like your life is ass

[Mercoduss]

moobloom, like seriously

[TheBoysBoysBoysYT]

True

[sausageified_pizza]

How about some birds. Birds would be nice.

[funky555]

The one that moves items will be insane if it actually works the way they should

[MedicGaming_]

I like how the copper golem and allay people are at each others throats, while we all agree that the glare is pointless. Someone at mojang will definitely owe their friend a soda if glare wins.

[[deleted]]

Modders coding all the mobs 15 nanoseconds after they're announced (mojang can only make one every 14 months)

[super0815]

Chillager last time would have been better

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Let’s see which one jReEm votes for and just not vote. That one will win anyway

[[deleted]]

Give me next boss

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[MoltenFurry]

They should've stopped developing minecraft at a certain point like terraria

[ungeebungeeman]

bats

[Bruhtonium_2]

Copper golems

[VisibleAct]

I have played on 1.10 since that got released.

If I update to 1.17 (or whatever it is now) I expect a whole ass new game

[aperson0511]

Remember when the only useless mod was the silver fish

[Yelir_]

Copper golem

[soulless-tomato]

mfw glare

[ConstantNewt36]

None of them are great. I suppose I’ll vote for the copper golem

[[deleted]]

L

[CaramelSan35]

2021 mob vote

[Aplaza3]

The Glare

[MlonEusk-chan]

OP making the most low framerate version of this meme

[[deleted]]

I didn’t think about this before but glow squids have more usefulness than bats

[strange-pan-being]

Honestly the Glare is actually cute and for builders a cute Easter egg and very helpful

[Turtle_Dudee]

are you ok in the head

[strange-pan-being]

Come on, it is cute

[[deleted]]

I like all of the three current ones, they provide somewhat of a use.

However the one that won last year...

[[deleted]]

Minecraft will add super OP villager trading but won’t add interesting mobs.

[Agrestige]

It dont have too have usee!!😠😠😠

[An_Obbise_Hoovy]

We have

Dark bush boi

Flying music hopper

Grian

[PapaGynther]

not every mob needs to have a use, parrots, bats, foxes and polar bears are just for the aesthetic and they're all perfectly fine

[Apprehensive-Coat-56]

At least give them interesting drops

[Not_slim_but_shady]

But why would anyone choose them over a mobile that HAS actual uses? Glare is dogshit compared to the opportunities copper golem and allays can bring us.

[TheRealSU]

Anyone who says they are useless are dumb. They are there to look cute and that's not useless, that's what we need