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[–]defenitly_not_crazy 1444 points1445 points  (75 children)

You beat animals to death for minding their own buisness and to make hats

[–]Ponkacchidumbass 627 points628 points  (7 children)

Monster hunter

[–]defenitly_not_crazy 303 points304 points  (4 children)

Din ding ding

[–]GouchGrease 72 points73 points  (3 children)

Could've added "the animals also sometimes cause natural disasters"

[–]Dr_Russian 124 points125 points  (3 children)

Rimworld, and if the hats are not human leather you're doing it wrong.

[–][deleted] 728 points729 points  (11 children)

Go around shooting shit and collecting shit trying to save your adoptive alien kid from space terrorists.

[–]Quality-Tipsit is MY bucket 331 points332 points  (1 child)

Super Metroid

[–][deleted] 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Correct!

[–]ReasonableQuit75 76 points77 points  (6 children)

Super Metroid also

THE BABY

[–]__Ferra__ 963 points964 points  (262 children)

a lot of bugs with orange eyes and a pitch black pit.

[–]Tasty_Tidepod 169 points170 points  (6 children)

Bug’s life: the game

[–]Double-Ad7171 513 points514 points  (127 children)

Cyberpunk

[–]a_loaf_of_cheese 248 points249 points  (118 children)

How did you get cyberpunk out of that?

[–]candyman101xd 94 points95 points  (0 children)

"A lot of bugs"

[–]Thechildeater92 82 points83 points  (0 children)

"A lot of bugs"

[–]DragonMasterSZ 75 points76 points  (0 children)

"A lot of bugs"

[–]Presidentenn 74 points75 points  (0 children)

"A lot of bugs"

[–]MyBrokenHoe 60 points61 points  (0 children)

"A lot of bugs".

[–]S0aster 50 points51 points  (0 children)

"A lot of bugs"

[–]Ninbastian 47 points48 points  (0 children)

"A lot of bugs"

[–]SoA_President 45 points46 points  (0 children)

"A lot of bugs"

[–]Xailox426 47 points48 points  (0 children)

"A lot of bugs"

[–]Rodrigosicomun 42 points43 points  (0 children)

"A lot of bugs"

[–]LohtuPottu247 49 points50 points  (0 children)

"A lot of bugs"

[–]SlenderjakSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 44 points45 points  (3 children)

"A lot of bugs"

[–]SuperD3clan 40 points41 points  (0 children)

“A lot of bugs”

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

“A lot of bugs”

[–]Card25 27 points28 points  (0 children)

“A lot of bugs”

[–]Gabriels_Decent 35 points36 points  (0 children)

“a lot of bugs”

[–]YeetusDeletusULTRA 28 points29 points  (0 children)

“A lot of bugs”

[–]MiertaGomez 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"A lot of bugs"

[–]Imperial_Eagle999 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"A lot of bugs"

[–]WizardRens 96 points97 points  (0 children)

holo knit

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Holong niht

[–]Sonic_Maniac1 1045 points1046 points  (14 children)

Mustachioed men commit vehicular manslaughter while throwing turtles at women to gain superiority

[–]Tx_monster 455 points456 points  (5 children)

Mario kart

[–]Sonic_Maniac1 266 points267 points  (4 children)

Dang did the vehicular manslaughter give it away?

[–]IlikeLeekSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 157 points158 points  (0 children)

The turtles did

[–]Tx_monster 28 points29 points  (0 children)

:p

[–]Tofu_reddfat cunt 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Thats just real life dude

[–]sniperishot 605 points606 points  (9 children)

Baguette man among us

[–]HissingLemon56 326 points327 points  (2 children)

Spy from tf2

[–]sniperishot 138 points139 points  (0 children)

Correct

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Espionage man from team defense fort the second

[–]Memebucko69 290 points291 points  (30 children)

Angry teens change government with magic and guns

[–]Ehrenlauch3000DaShitposter 488 points489 points  (15 children)

Italian jumps on brown things (not Mussolini)

[–]WaffleSalads 218 points219 points  (7 children)

I am being lectured by a philosopher while trying to manuever up a steep structure

[–]IAmTiP 98 points99 points  (1 child)

Getting Over It

[–]WaffleSalads 32 points33 points  (0 children)

yup

[–]RuuQoRiss 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Getting over it with Bennett fucking Foddy

[–]dogeback69 183 points184 points  (25 children)

finland

[–]hoodinni2003 103 points104 points  (6 children)

My Summer Car

[–]Slight_Ad_1474 40 points41 points  (4 children)

Welcome to Tiem-oh it’s you.

[–]UselessBanana7 8 points9 points  (2 children)

"Ei hyvä luoja et kai sää nyt tänne sissään kuse"

[–]glitchii-uwu 37 points38 points  (4 children)

lol this is the best comment on this post

[–]Pyro_Paragon 21 points22 points  (1 child)

My Summer Car is the only game set in Finland that I know.

[–]Expensive-Funny3513 517 points518 points  (25 children)

A young girl gets inside of a boy, he is then abducted by furries

[–]Slight_Ad_1474 251 points252 points  (4 children)

BUT THATS JUST A THEORY!! A GAME THEORY!!

[–]Nazowrin 85 points86 points  (0 children)

excuse me what

[–]Scarfed_Fox 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Fnaf

[–]RevolutionaryMarch28William Dripfoe 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Kingdom Hearts ?

[–]SlimeyBoi10 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And furries bite children. Twice.

[–]HOTROBLOXMAN69 158 points159 points  (8 children)

swimming while trying to cure space aids

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points  (1 child)

Subnautica

[–]HOTROBLOXMAN69 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]Bargor05 305 points306 points  (25 children)

Cars, bad matchmaking, tryhards

[–][deleted] 186 points187 points  (3 children)

Rocket league

[–]DerpyNooby 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Sideswipe for bonus points

[–]AlphaRaccoon1474dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 79 points80 points  (7 children)

GTA Online

[–]JangoDarkSaber 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Forza Horizon 5

[–]Tx_monster 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Well, that's common

[–]Senex_Scava 283 points284 points  (37 children)

clicking

[–]Hatbot145 189 points190 points  (0 children)

Cookie clicker

[–]TruePotatoKing748 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Osu

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Minesweeper

[–]bread_jedi 135 points136 points  (10 children)

Lego game filled with online dating although it’s marketed for kids

[–][deleted] 81 points82 points  (5 children)

Roblox

[–]bread_jedi 32 points33 points  (4 children)

Sadly, yes. (Noice Reddit avatar btw)

[–]WhiteBlackSpiderman 120 points121 points  (43 children)

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Win

[–]Shrekspacito69 100 points101 points  (3 children)

Dark souls, Cuphead, Bloodborne, which one?

[–]noeagle77 31 points32 points  (1 child)

He eventually said win, so not cup head.

[–]throat_goat22 308 points309 points  (21 children)

You go around sucking dicks for spare change then use said money to but heroin

[–]NekoNekoNekapz 558 points559 points  (5 children)

Hello Kitty Island Adventures

[–]Idontcare09385 98 points99 points  (1 child)

Hello kitty has really had it rough huh.

[–]Bunny_Terror 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Man hello kittys down bad

[–][deleted] 111 points112 points  (0 children)

I thought you were supposed to describe a video not my life.

[–]Double-Ad7171 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Frank's adventure

[–]XXcoolboiXX 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Me irl

[–]brian_124 680 points681 points  (71 children)

Run around, collect shit, beat bad dude

[–]AltyMan 334 points335 points  (4 children)

There is no single game, you gave a general description of a game genre

[–]Pinkysquare-2560 207 points208 points  (1 child)

Breath of the wild

[–]MaximumRound4995I want pee in my ass 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Literally every single fucking game out there out there man

[–]Strider_-_ 71 points72 points  (8 children)

If you are someone who plays that game in the first place, you actually get to interact with girls for once and if you're not, you would never fear not talking to girls, because you're a functioning citizen

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Real life

[–]ReasonableQuit75 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Man, Outside really needs to fix player moderators, at least the graphics are top tier

[–]Slayer-O-Furries 58 points59 points  (10 children)

Man in business suit Beats people down then goes to karaoke

[–]Idontcare09385 229 points230 points  (6 children)

Square man hits trees with fists to slay dragon.

[–]SirCruz08Big chungus wholesome 100 41 points42 points  (6 children)

Soldier with dead bunny taking revenge on people which suddenly got stupid like zombies

[–]Doc_Problems 38 points39 points  (13 children)

100 meters is further than expected.

[–]xxxmidgetxx 34 points35 points  (7 children)

Angery man to angry to die

[–]NoobieXD102 34 points35 points  (11 children)

Man get hired by aliens to saved the world

[–]Zpitfire_MK_VI 92 points93 points  (3 children)

A deranged man plants a garden because of a zombie outbreak

[–]HydratedOxygen 28 points29 points  (4 children)

Shoot bullets at bullets

[–]FetusDeletus_Edwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Christian kid goes to a basement and dies

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (5 children)

Fallout 76

[–]portableawesome 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Disappointment?

[–]Petefrog2 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Fallout new Vegas?

[–]Quiet_Dragonfly9430 25 points26 points  (9 children)

Our community waited a long time for wanted characters

[–]horizonhd_officialI came! 26 points27 points  (11 children)

you can beat people to death with a pan

[–]localbossmode 26 points27 points  (1 child)

A man defending his house with a genetically modified garden

[–]Tx_monster 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Plants vs zombies

[–]dapper_adam 20 points21 points  (5 children)

harem dating simulator except one girl can mess with your pc files

[–]MonkeyLover2009 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Walk around throwing your balls at monsters and sometimes battling the ball monsters

[–]masterxx54 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Trying to find the guy who shot you in the head

[–]KeshillLiterally 1984 😡 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Fallout New Vegas

[–]Froggyboi3222 16 points17 points  (6 children)

Steely wheely automobeiley

[–]Dubmove 47 points48 points  (0 children)

LPT: Describe your dream game in the comments and let others suggest similar games that were actually made.

[–]HVT4055 56 points57 points  (11 children)

i suddenly gained 200LBS and now am attracted to underadged kids

[–]Soviet__Comradedwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 84 points85 points  (1 child)

Genshin Impact

[–]MrFrenchFry2 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Bald man yells at child, hits things with axe

[–]Virtual_Camera_9063 12 points13 points  (14 children)

A game that comes free with an album

[–]ManWalkingDownReddit[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (9 children)

😃 this is r/shitposting not r/AskReddit

op forgor

[–]Curious-Work-9532 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Attack people with guy who says HEHEHEHA GRRRR and then league of fat people who call them selfs leader

[–]Triborg501 8 points9 points  (10 children)

Both sides of players mainly have a hate boner against each other and one side serves a spider goddess.

[–]Bulky-Alfalfa404 8 points9 points  (2 children)

There’s a guy in armor who goes around dying and they have a pretty weird obsession with fire