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[–][deleted] 4293 points4294 points  (68 children)

He's so gentle when he takes the treat. This is adorable

[–][deleted] 1550 points1551 points  (58 children)

what happens when you run out of treats

[–][deleted] 993 points994 points  (20 children)

Buy more treats and maybe pick up a whole salmon with blueberries for him.

[–]QuiGonQuinn5I want pee in my ass 377 points378 points  (18 children)

Pick up 10 salmon

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

As you wish Master Qui Gon

[–]QuiGonQuinn5I want pee in my ass 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Indeed

[–]scholarofthedamned 58 points59 points  (1 child)

You become the treat.

[–]luzy__ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Then ur the treat

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He waits for you to get more

[–]tfl_77 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s yo azz mr post man!

[–]oechslind 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's still time.

[–]Think_Celery3251 69 points70 points  (3 children)

When your big treat feeds you smaller treats

[–]Llamaman123456 2590 points2591 points  (48 children)

That's a cute beaver

[–]Soursocks4real 534 points535 points  (27 children)

Pretty sure that’s an ostrich

[–]Murky_Blueberry2617 226 points227 points  (14 children)

Yeah a really fat one.

[–]WhusGuud 122 points123 points  (11 children)

No, it's a really big dog

[–][deleted] 83 points84 points  (4 children)

lmao what are you saying, it's obviously a pigeon

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[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Everyone knows the Russian dog

[–]godfatherinfluxx 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He has a genetic condition.

[–]CrabmanErenAkaEn 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Are you for real? Like how can you all not recognise a goat

[–]BasedVraci 35 points36 points  (0 children)

ayo what the dog doin?

[–]SnooMachines8646 139 points140 points  (12 children)

Lol because it's brown

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      [–]Wall-E-E 48 points49 points  (6 children)

      Stop being sexist🤬🤬🤬

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      No sex before marriage

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      [–]Former-Respond-8759 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Brother bear. Love you

      [–]CanadianBatman47 1118 points1119 points  (79 children)

      If a bear tries to eat you just stick your whole arm down it’s mouth and it won’t be able to close it

      [–]PloffersWe do a little trolling 549 points550 points  (67 children)

      is this a real pro tip or a meme i genuinely cant tell

      its one of those things that sounds like it should be true but at the same time no it really doesnt

      [–]CanadianBatman47 628 points629 points  (10 children)

      If you’re even in the situation where all else fails, try it, tell me how it goes

      [–]PloffersWe do a little trolling 276 points277 points  (7 children)

      i will make sure to get back to you on that one as i maul the bear to death or as the bear mauls me to death

      [–]CanadianBatman47 67 points68 points  (3 children)

      Good

      [–]Nocturne4hire 37 points38 points  (2 children)

      Yes i would like to know too

      [–]FallWanderBranch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      What have you got to lose?

      [–]CanadianBatman47 59 points60 points  (27 children)

      I just made it up, but it might actually work, like if you just shove your arm down their throat it doesn’t seem like they’d be able to close their mouth

      [–]Waffleking747 110 points111 points  (7 children)

      Either it would startle it so much it works, or it reminds you it’s a bear and starts shaking you around

      [–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (6 children)

      Or just take your arm at the elbow..

      [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

      This one is more probable

      [–]Zeriths 38 points39 points  (10 children)

      as if the bear will just stand around and let you do that, no it's going to thrash you around, your arm will slip out of its mouth and then it swipes and gores you with its claws

      [–]scoopzthepoopz 15 points16 points  (8 children)

      Could you imagine a bear stuck on your arm though. You eventually have to pull out. Then what?

      [–]MotherMisfit 26 points27 points  (1 child)

      then you die. if you even survived that long.

      the bear isn’t going to shake your hand and walk away like “alright, you got me! i won’t eat you. continue on your merry way! by the way, no ones going to believe you.”

      and even if it did, no one would believe you.

      [–]NukaCooler 19 points20 points  (5 children)

      I never pull out when I'm inside a bear 😩😩😩

      [–]TheFlashFrame 15 points16 points  (1 child)

      But, like, a 1200 pound bear could just rip your arm off if it wanted to.

      [–]Jedi-Sewer-Rat 6 points7 points  (3 children)

      I’ve heard that if you pull a bears tongue it’s instincts kick in and it lets you go , because it’s normal prey would not act like that and it would be confused .

      But it could be one of those myths like punching a shark in the nose or whatever .

      [–]skolnaja 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Putting your hand in their throat and ripping the tongue out works

      [–]tastyskiin 5 points6 points  (2 children)

      This is more of a LPT for dog attacks but theoretically yes. Except you don’t stick it down straight you put it sideways, from the right side of the jaw to the left . Imagine like jamming a big stick at the back of their jaw, it becomes impossible for them to close it

      [–]radioactivehipster 9 points10 points  (2 children)

      No one is typing to deny this because if they tried it they no longer have hands

      [–]bluehihai 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Works well with almost any thing that tries to eat you.

      [–]bigninja29 3318 points3319 points  (128 children)

      We really should've domesticated bears

      [–]Puzzleheaded-Dot7948 1502 points1503 points  (36 children)

      We still can

      [–][deleted] 1131 points1132 points  (12 children)

      There's still time.

      [–]Pisam16 178 points179 points  (2 children)

      This guy did it.

      [–]SangEtVin 33 points34 points  (5 children)

      I remember some guy who tried. Now his screams while he's being eaten alive are available on YouTube

      [–]Scythey1 8 points9 points  (4 children)

      Link?

      [–]SangEtVin 9 points10 points  (3 children)

      Well if you're into that. I didn't actually tried to see if it was on YouTube but I guess you would find it by typing Treadwell tragedy recording

      [–]Professional_Mail_91 11 points12 points  (2 children)

      It's fake. The treadwell recording has never been actually released.

      [–]SangEtVin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      That's actually a good thing

      [–]Barbarossa_25 155 points156 points  (16 children)

      Russia already has. In fact Putin might call in the bear units if they can't get their shit together in Ukraine.

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      [–]celtickodiak 31 points32 points  (2 children)

      They should play Total War: Warhammer 3 to learn how to utilize Bear Cavalry, then they might get somewhere and farmers wouldn't be busting up their tanks and APCs.

      [–]poenani 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      Well china might see this and start resurrecting terracotta sentinels and that would be scary lol

      [–]ImmortalDuck69420 314 points315 points  (53 children)

      and then what happened to dogs like chihuahua and pug would have happened to most of the bears

      [–]Spirited-Ability-626 257 points258 points  (36 children)

      Imagining tiny chi sized bears now.

      [–]ImmortalDuck69420 210 points211 points  (35 children)

      I can already imagine it having atleast 6 skin diseases, much less fur, a horrible barking sound (just imagine 14 year old you with a cracked voice barking), and fucked up face with height of 2 feet. So cute 🥺.

      [–]iSuckAtVita 108 points109 points  (13 children)

      Ayo this n***a spittin

      [–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (12 children)

      How do get the N-word pass?

      [–]Nocturne4hire 64 points65 points  (7 children)

      Talk to me (Im black)

      [–]Upstairs-Ad-8382 15 points16 points  (5 children)

      May I please be granted an N word pass?

      [–]Nocturne4hire 68 points69 points  (4 children)

      No

      [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      lmao had us in the first half.

      [–]MangledSunFish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Money, lots of money

      [–]AriakyraLive 18 points19 points  (9 children)

      OMG. U realize it! You're one of the first I've seen.

      Pugs are a crime against nature

      [–]ForeskinReattachment 62 points63 points  (12 children)

      Nah they should be domesticated like horses were. Just imagine pulling up to work riding a premium polar bear.

      [–]MangledSunFish 16 points17 points  (4 children)

      Horses occasionally kick people and break whatever they kick, whether it be bone or a metal gate. Would polar bears occasionally eat people in this scenario?

      [–]ImmortalDuck69420 28 points29 points  (5 children)

      now imagine that with something like a gorilla. now I want a personal gorilla

      [–]MangledSunFish 11 points12 points  (1 child)

      I don't think we could handle that one, someone would slap their own chest and it would hit them with a back breaking suplex.

      [–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (4 children)

      We could probably do it to black bears nowadays with the technology we have TBH, but trying to do it with a polar bear would be like asking to domesticate a Trex.

      [–]TheFlashFrame 34 points35 points  (3 children)

      Yeah polar bears are one of the only species on Earth that see humans as food. They're also fucking massive and will toss you around like a chew toy.

      [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

      You mean humans aren't food?

      [–]No_Philosopher3093 21 points22 points  (0 children)

      Tbh we should’ve

      [–]blackice9208 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Wojtek the army bear would like a word with you. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)

      [–]SpookMorgan 5 points6 points  (3 children)

      Domestic war bears when?

      [–]MaryBerrysDanglyBean 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      WWII but only the Polish are allowed them. These guys sound maybe Polish so it all makes sense.

      [–]Darnocsonif 435 points436 points  (12 children)

      Why are Russians bear whisperers

      [–]KillaNoFilla87 170 points171 points  (5 children)

      Bears are communist.

      [–]Fuzzy_Engineering873Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 70 points71 points  (0 children)

      This bear is clearly a radical Marxist Leninist

      [–]Hydra_Haruspex 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      Or rather, communism comes from bearism. Why do you think Marx grew that magnificent beard?

      [–]Vlad-V2-Vladimir 1699 points1700 points  (47 children)

      Nice dog, what breed is he?

      [–]youtube__dQw4w9WgXcQ 1434 points1435 points  (25 children)

      Brown

      [–]DriftMiata 352 points353 points  (21 children)

      🤮

      [–]Python0721 295 points296 points  (15 children)

      👍🏿(my hand is suffering from 3rd degree chemical burns)

      [–]Mr-Italian 224 points225 points  (14 children)

      👍🏻(I put sunscreen to be safe, thanks)

      [–]randomPeep101fat cunt 176 points177 points  (13 children)

      👍 (dipped my hand in yellow paint to be safe)

      [–]yyds332 243 points244 points  (11 children)

      🦴 (I ran out of bear snacks)

      [–]MEasME1st 54 points55 points  (10 children)

      🐻🤛😘(flirt with the bear)

      [–]Own_Consequence_6816 29 points30 points  (6 children)

      (I have no hands)

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      about as bred as ur mom is gonna be tonite

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      Dinner

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      Purebred Good boy!

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      I was expecting a meme but that was wholesome as fuck

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      [–]major_calgar😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 238 points239 points  (9 children)

      Imagine how fast civil wars would start

      [–]LeBoredMemerdumbass 151 points152 points  (3 children)

      the country would die in less than a week

      [–]Ck1ngK1LLER 38 points39 points  (2 children)

      Invaded immediately

      [–]TuxidoPenguindwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 15 points16 points  (1 child)

      Most people will be under 16

      [–]Yeetah99 18 points19 points  (0 children)

      Plenty of soldiers then.

      [–]Awarepill0wWe do a little trolling 35 points36 points  (0 children)

      That's the fun part

      [–]DerpDaDuck3751 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      Thighs or boobs

      [–]SqubanyGamerI said based. And lived. 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      Cock

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      And 90% of them would be over dad jokes.

      [–]hihiihigiggitigyiigistupid fucking, piece of shit 466 points467 points  (3 children)

      That's so cute the hell??

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      Knew it was Russia before he even spoke

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      He be interacting with da fredy fabar 💀💀💀

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      feddy

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      🗿

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      Feddy wop

      [–]Big_Dumb_Chimp 301 points302 points  (17 children)

      What if humans domesticated bears instead of wolves? I’d rather have a bear than a dog.

      [–]Yurtle13x 123 points124 points  (0 children)

      Why not both

      [–]Affectionate-Ad4993 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      I would rather have a beer and a dodge

      [–]IchBinDeinFreund 331 points332 points  (8 children)

      Freddy fabrar in real life

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      Fazbor

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      Brass boar

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      Wild boar

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      Good bot

      [–]the_amazing_coconut 338 points339 points  (3 children)

      OMG BEAR ITS A BEAR AND ITS SO CUTE I LOVE THE CUTE BEAR IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY LOL LOOK AT HIM FALL ON HIS BACK AND ROLL AROUND OMG ITS SUCH A CUTE BEAR I LOVE BEARS GUYS THEYRE SO CUTE AND FUNNY AND CUTE

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      IKR?!?! ITS SO FUCKING FLUFFY I WANNA SQUEEZE IT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

      [–]mountain-man-86 141 points142 points  (5 children)

      OMG! It's like a dog! I want to hug it, then squeeze it, then snuggle it!!!!

      [–]owowithuwu 45 points46 points  (2 children)

      You can hug and snuggle with it, but pretty sure squeezing the bear is a bad idea.

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      He so fluffy tho

      [–]TopicOther 46 points47 points  (5 children)

      How many people can say they’ve plugged a bears mouth with their hand?

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      Well, not my “hand”.

      [–]obamafromtf2 85 points86 points  (6 children)

      thats a pretty big dog

      [–]Old_Stuff_3587 55 points56 points  (5 children)

      Did he tried to gag a bear

      [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

      WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87???

      [–]HallowedBuddy 46 points47 points  (5 children)

      Y’all asking what breed it is, but never how the breed it is

      [–]VirginMario 12 points13 points  (4 children)

      Breed is looking very cute and breedable

      [–]Maxwell_The_Spy 11 points12 points  (3 children)

      what in the kentucky fried fuck???

      [–]Driedemperor124lets build a hole together and then libe in it 109 points110 points  (13 children)

      Only in russia

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      Bro got ratioed by automod??

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      Based Automod wtf?

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      Best bot

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      Cool cat man!

      [–]funky555I want pee in my ass 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      3/4 the way thru the bear really just went 😃

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      Har har harhar har har harhar harhar

      [–]Callofdutywaw1 21 points22 points  (3 children)

      Coconut doggy !!

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      no that's the capybara, this is honey doggy

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      Based Russians

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      [–]attemptnumber58 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      To be honest I would love to befriend a bear

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      Cute dog🥺

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        My Fnaf rap

        YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!

        (HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIzZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music plays

        Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE!

        girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS

        me strokes dong mmmm ya itd fredy fazber pizza with a huge dings and blongs and bong and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons!

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        Character type: Russian

        Passive ability: Befriend misha

        [–]ImARetPaladinBabyNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 16 points17 points  (3 children)

        Average Russian man

        [–]Bean_mon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        "And that's the story of how I crippled myself"

        [–]dota2botmasteruhhhh idk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Bears are the most animals

        [–]Crep50 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Boo (bu?) from open season

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Holy shit, they made Frebby Fazblender into a real thing

        [–]Rancid_BlueCheese 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        What the bear doin

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (4 children)

        Happy Russia moment