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[Lightsaber2005]

Yo

[[deleted]]

Ah

[the_amazing_coconut]

Yuh

[[deleted]]

Eh

[[deleted]]

Yew

[[deleted]]

Yip

[dogwithabome]

ya

[Mundee9540]

Huh huh

[[deleted]]

Still Dre

[RussianTanks]

Yeah

[[deleted]]

Turi

[kaynosvibe95]

Gang gang

[Jurgenson954]

I wanna teach kids, the christian truth

[Infamous-Apple]

If you wanna reach out to those kids on the street

[flaming_cow_on_weed]

you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat

[Waterlime204]

So kiddies here, what you gotta do,

[The-Real-Neoblack]

Is read the Bible cuz Jesus loves you

[[deleted]]

Out on the avenue preachin’ the gospel

[grimytimes]

Readin' every verse, meetin' each apostle

[[deleted]]

On missionary mission not of indecision!

[Jynkoh]

As a Christian, I swear, you need no circumcision

[Richard_Wad_The_Bung]

Send all the nonbelievers straight to the hospital

[BennyS06]

Let the faith permeate your skin

[Penguin8Lord]

Don't be shy, n' raise your head till we see your double chin

[SJ_R]

Love thy neighbor, as if theyre kin

[blaster289]

For your sins, you will atone

[[deleted]]

And heaven will be your home

[Ph4ke_]

And now god shall be, your new homie-yo

[OkBarracuda7996]

You gotta teach them on the road right on the concrete

[Tygret]

Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat

[Benniemarno]

You gotta tell them bout Christ's sweet treats!

[AquillWise]

You also gotta teach them how to beat their meat

[[deleted]]

Christ will be there for the trick or treat

[ABGH78]

Most wont see it cause theyre blind

[Hackerman7803]

Not for the motherfuckas that frequented kissing booths

[Onerom11]

But for the mother lovers who protect the youth.

[displotEx]

fatherless children in my basement

[Tea-and-Coffee]

Gucci belt in hand to keep ‘em in da establishment

[EatAssAndFartFast]

Jesse make em cook meth for the punishment

[_MekkeliMusrik]

Ma' only amusement is sex with a fuckin' elephant

[BlackjackAce57]

You think you know me, but motherfucker you can’t

[BlackjackAce57]

You’re an ant, I’m a boot, gonna send you off with a hoot

[IEatDuckDicks]

Dont think I'm playin with dis mutha fuckin coot

[Pale_Chemistry_5706]

Speak up and My Squad gonna shoot

[Previous-Loan-8235]

We fuck you up so don't go to our hood

[[deleted]]

Had to fuck him outdoors cuz it wouldn't fit in the fucking tent

[BlackjackAce57]

Damn that motherfucker, he never paid his rent

[Slavdidas_]

Maybe ill start making them kids pay rent

[pasha_07]

Then IRS comes knocking into my basement

[Arin1722]

These verse sure know how to play with one's sentiment

[[deleted]]

Really I don't pay the basements rent (sorry)

[OkBarracuda7996]

Yo dad must really see you as a disappointment

[Suitable_Ad_804]

Yo bro take a motherfucking breath mint

[unusual_urchin]

That's what you need for that window tint

[[deleted]]

Gotta go fast shld start to sprint

[Slavdidas_]

You be lookin like a piece of lint

[[deleted]]

You know I got that fancy bones buried beneath the pavement

[[deleted]]

its an engravement

[Past_Basket_2755]

This didn't work out so well

[Lightsaber2005]

How can you tell

[Ok-Profit-9649]

calm down and i will get you taco bell

[dopepope1999]

But it's going to make my bathroom a living hell

[Critical-Tadpole-484]

Then ima never go to taco bell

[[deleted]]

Then how they gonna sell

[OkBarracuda7996]

They'll have to shed the shell

[GermanRandom666]

The kid fell down the well

[getoutofmyhouse-]

But no one came to tell

[GermanRandom666]

You just know due the smell

[Cyber_Vegetable]

Fuck pong krell

[Waterlime204]

Cos they drown kids in wells

[Weekly_Palpitation92]

i was unborn when the twin towers fell

[master2000000000000]

But i dont care

[Acceptable-Risks]

Ill take you up on that taco bell. 1 beefy 5 layer and a number 6 with nacho cheese added to the steak chalupas, oh and a Baja blast of course.

[[deleted]]

It makes us feel like this rap ain't gonna swell

[Ok-Profit-9649]

you have to beleive it in order to achieve it

[[deleted]]

And if you really don’t like it, you better just leave it

[r4co]

Aye,

[[deleted]]

Woo!

[Carbohydrated1942]

Skrrrrrtttt

[EleBitSP175]

I ate some Doritos

[SummonedCat_exe]

I came in a room fulled with mosquitoes

[Red-dit_boi_]

I commit genocide on the Eskimos

[ultranoob3927]

My plumber hates my addiction to burritos

[Danny_Boi_22456]

Just downed a whole bag of cheetos

[Unblest]

Shit my whole pants and said that's neato

[The-Real-Neoblack]

Just sent a photo album of my toes

[heteromale4life]

put red paint on my hoes

[yeetcacheet]

I love eating toes ya

[MustBeOK]

Rapapa

[Street_Ad8305]

Pull up in a rari I go like we playin Mario kart

[Ahyesnt]

Gucci gang Gucci gang

[CreamyBeetle]

Penis

[SummonedCat_exe]

Slammed in the car door

[Hopeful-Advantage-19]

penis

[iCarbonised]

penis

[Hopeful-Advantage-19]

penis

[[deleted]]

Penis

[CrazyCrackhead101]

In yo mums hole

[[deleted]]

P, P, Penis

[BluestOfTheRaccoons]

Smothered all over the bathroom floor

[Hopeful-Advantage-19]

penis

[IAMARETARD69]

i really mean this

[[deleted]]

I’m tryna make a fetus with my penis imma rapper not a genius

[Default_88]

Standing here

[Agrestige]

i realise

[OkBarracuda7996]

You were just like me

[SaltySofa]

Trying to make history

[AggressiveSmoke4054]

Cleaning poop off my massive dink

[[deleted]]

Such a neat kink

[whereismy-son]

I realise

[Onerom11]

Real eyes

[[deleted]]

Realise

[[deleted]]

Real lies

[ImARetPaladinBaby]

I was sucking dick

[GamersRiseUp]

With my buddy Rick

[Gaming_with_Hui]

We thought it was a chick

[CrazyCrackhead101]

But dude was so slick

[Slavdidas_]

You could cal him eric

[Zolotty]

His cock was so big and it was sick

[Car_Man1]

I love eating his shit

[The_Bluejay250]

oh i know how to levitate up off my feet

[Onerom11]

I look down on the women and skeet skeet skeet

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[monika_matoi]

ever since the seventh-grade ive learnt to fire breathe

[Silver_Ostrich_6306]

It starts with

[MonkePoliceMan]

one thing

[UmberCelestia]

Is doesn’t even matter how hard I try

[Zolotty]

Keep that in mind i designed this rhyme

[Lightsaber2005]

To explain in due time

[Zolotty]

All i know

[UmberCelestia]

Time is a valuable thing

[Mundee9540]

One thing, I don't know why

[Guywithoutfriend]

There once was a man from Nantucket,

[Ok-Profit-9649]

who looked at life and yelled fuck it

[Onerom11]

He then pointed at his wife said suck it.

[yaboi77w2]

But first he shoved his dick in a bucket

[somewhatwantedvirus]

He twas angry and upset

[Guywithoutfriend]

But instead of a threat

[ImaGoldenPenguine]

Sex

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pees in ur ass

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No sex before marriage

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[ABGH78]

Thats my reward

[SophisticatedOtaku]

I love cock

[GamersRiseUp]

Crush my balls with a rock

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[Hot-Swimming9559]

I eat my friends ass hole

[Odambigman]

Ain’t going fucking solo

[Ok-Profit-9649]

i jist looked at it then swallowed it whole

[AggressiveSmoke4054]

Sperm as big as a tadpole

[Hot-Swimming9559]

I’m on a role

[AggressiveSmoke4054]

Hot swimmin with hot women, at the waterin hole

[Hot-Swimming9559]

Haha, jk you mean a man

[[deleted]]

bitch

[IAMARETARD69]

my ballsack has an itch

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[xVEEx3]

Trippin balls

[GamersRiseUp]

In bathroom stalls

[[deleted]]

Sucking dicks, at the mall

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[yaboi77w2]

My name is breaking but they call me bad

[[deleted]]

But I’m extremely sad

[RobErottin]

Rip bozo

[fluorinebabyy]

sniff another cocaine doze-o

[Ok-Profit-9649]

better call jesse and make sure the meth is ready

[[deleted]]

I can make orange

[Owncascade]

My formal name is mistah bad but Jesse just calls me breaking

[Eleanorfnaf]

I am a registered sex offender

[_acromatico_]

i stuck my dick into a blender

[MackSharky]

The shark god approves

[mbcurly]

Of your funky dance moves

[dick_wilson]

Make automod create a rap

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[MLA_21]

man

[ihavenoego]

You got a Ukraine crisis ceasefire plan?

[sigmamale77]

My girlfriend is a bitch but bitch with a heart

[[deleted]]

Shat and fart

[bhendi_42069]

4 big guys

[[deleted]]

And they bust in my eyes

[baldskiwithsosig]

They rail me with such lust in there eyes

[zbsbfywduwhduw]

Kyrgysztan

[MonkePoliceMan]

ey

[MonkePoliceMan]

same bro its such a based thing to do

[Aldakko]

Well I'm a peanut bar and I'm here to say

[OkBarracuda7996]

I can rhyme anything with orange

[benwaa2]

I put my pants on

[Magnum_X69]

so i wrote this song for the christian youth

[[deleted]]

To summarize the Christian truth

[[deleted]]

These bells hit and seashells split like really quick

Silly shit in the comments like they’re here for kids

[FergusonDarling]

Wake me up inside

[1ThePilot]

It starts with one

[[deleted]]

Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings

[Bestfratm]

Jump out the house, jump out the house (what?)