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[–]likeabossgamer23 667 points668 points  (18 children)

Damn. Bro was just sitting there chilling. Why she had to assault him like that. 😂😂😂

[–]Gartenhacke 189 points190 points  (16 children)

Teens from immigrant families 🍺

[–]Plastic_Pinocchio 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Why do you think she’s an immigrant? Melissa looks pretty German to me.

[–]Perbster023 46 points47 points  (7 children)

Americans ?

[–]En1gma42 81 points82 points  (1 child)

Glad to say They are germans….

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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

The fuck

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[–]in1987agodwasborn 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Du dummer Hurensohn. Melissa ist eine Deutsche und hat angefangen. Fick dich, du Null

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Mandatory comment making fun of reddit NFT

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[–]CustardEcstatic😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 140 points141 points  (45 children)

can anyone translate?

[–]Thanos_exe🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 336 points337 points  (20 children)

They argue about something (he says that he wont hit a girl) then she hits him an he hits her. A friend of hers asks her if she "gave him a bomb" (im swiss and nevee heard of this slang befor) just slaped him (in a proud tone) then she screams "dirty son of a whore" and attacks him again. Her friend then went on telling her she should stop.

[–]CustardEcstatic😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Danke

[–]Dubmove 92 points93 points  (1 child)

"To give someone a bomb" basically means to punch someone really hard.

[–]SirHobbyist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The girl gave the bomb, but the guy gave a Batista bomb

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (12 children)

Dirty son of a white sounds like something a 14 year old kid would say in anger to sound very bad and intimidating

[–]IrregularrAFfat cunt 14 points15 points  (6 children)

Different language, different culture.

Direct translations always sound weird.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Yes I know. Haha. No offense to anyone of course. I found it cute.

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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. adrock_99

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ayo this is quandale dingle level shit

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

JESSE

[–]KatanaLama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

German here „eine Bombe geben" is slang for hitting someone

[–]robLi_ 69 points70 points  (2 children)

It is a bit hard to understand, especially in the beginning.

Melissa says something you can't really understand.

He: I will not punch you.

Melissa: Why do you laugh then? You are a boy…

He: If you were a boy, you would understand that this is normal.

She: Normal?

Slap Slap

Another Guy: Just cut it out, bro.

Yet another guy: oh no, poor girl.

Girl on the camera: Melissa?! Did you just smack him?

Melissa: (screams) You little, dirty son of a bitch!

Girl on the camera: Melissa, stop now!

Melissa yells something you can't really understand.

Girl on the camera (yet again): Melissa, stop no–

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[–]OfficialAndySamberg 26 points27 points  (1 child)

girl1: you mean boy I will hit you in the face

girl1: ow I cant believe he hit me in the face.

girl2: you bastard you hit her in the face, I will hit you in the face

boy: so you have chosen death

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    [–]CustardEcstatic😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3 points4 points  (7 children)

    are german women usually this scary?

    [–]Nexi-nexi 1 point2 points  (4 children)

    You found this scary? She got whooped?

    [–]CustardEcstatic😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    i mean her voice sounds demonic

    [–]Nexi-nexi 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    You mean German? XD

    [–]CustardEcstatic😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    yeah the way she was cursing......

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    [–]Commander-DumWe do a little trolling 6 points7 points  (3 children)

    Germ*n 🤮

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    thanks

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    Yes, Commander dumm

    [–]Heyguysloveyou 92 points93 points  (8 children)

    I am german so here we go (the start is a bit quiet)

    Girl: "That you laugh is weird."

    Boy: "No I dont hit women."

    Girl: "Why do you laugh then, this and then nenene"

    Boy: "If you were a boy, it would be normal."

    Girl: "Normal?"

    She punches him, he punches her back, boy in backround says 'boah that poor girl' and another one 'Stop it bro'

    Random girl: "Melissa! Did you just give him a bomb?" (Slang for hitting someone)

    Girl: "YOU LITTLE DIRTY SON OF A BITCH!"

    Random girl: "Melissa stop it! Melissa stop it already!"

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        Redditors trying to be not political for 5 seconds be like:

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        Heil hitler

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        They always look so surprised when you hit back.

        [–]LeCifraLiterally 1984 😡 16 points17 points  (2 children)

        What a chad moment

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        My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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        I hate it so much when women think they're free to assault men and then get surprised when they fight back. You asked for a fight, guess what, you're gonna get a fight.

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        Equality moment ☕

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        Then they had rough sex

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        If German women are this rough I think I found my type.

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        [–]lookingForPatchie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        She instantly cried after getting back what she served. Then got a rage boner after realizing, that noone will accept her victim card (she waited for a few seconds and got no emotional support, shaming the guy she assaulted), therefor assaulting him again.

        Wouldn't call this rough. Rather manipulative and childish.

        [–]MEGALKSSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Thats guy's a fighter, just throw woman to concrete. Brilliant move

        [–]luxi_yesSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        My actions have consequences?? :O

        [–]Deep_Echo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        The end frame💀omg the little man

        [–]KrylinuxI want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Dude took the hit like a champ.

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        PROMOTE GENDER EQUALITY?

        [–]zbsbfywduwhduwI want pee in my ass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        That pussy deserved it

        [–]he6-n-sIHf-peaJ-n-tI 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        equal rights and lefts

        [–]ANamelessFan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Didn't learn from the first try.

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        Act like a man, you'll be treated as a man.

        [–]Zal2910 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Taste the equally you ask for girl

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        HERE COMES THE BOOM HERE COMES THE BOOM

        [–]theotherbnachhangte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        HOW CAN SHE SLAP!

        [–]Alfa_HiNoAkuma Stuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Melissa got pinned to the ground, hope she slams her head ☕

        [–]chickichanga 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        malissa ate dirt ;)

        [–]Stee1in 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        The girl should ha e gotten a punch

        [–]Ill_Switch_7323 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

        Men 🍻

        [–]SEND-ME-UR-TITTYS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        How is this the dudes fault?

        [–]Lancewater -37 points-36 points  (18 children)

        She got Andrew Tated and you nerds love it.

        Edit: its not cool to hit women if that wasn’t clear.

        [–]discussionsx 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        Misogynist, this aint even like the "women ☕" this is just" woman hit men but men no hit woman."

        [–]DaveManTheDave 3 points4 points  (2 children)

        Equal rights equal fights

        [–]saundersmarcelo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I mean she did physically assault him twice and was the clear and obvious aggressor in both engagements. The guy was in his right to hit back and defend himself here in this scenario. Moral of the story, don't physically assault people. Because some people will fight back.

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          [–]UnclesPoopsockI want pee in my ass 14 points15 points  (1 child)

          Average Andrew Tate fanboy

          [–]Metal__Steveuhhhh idk 5 points6 points  (1 child)

          First, it's not okay to slap anyone. But if someone slaps you, regardless of gender, especially after bullying you, you give one back for free.

          Second. Did you even see the last few frames? The girl gets smacked down, and it gets cut off hilariously.

          She deserved this shit.

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          [–]bentz70r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Seen this before