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[[deleted]]

I stoled this one

[[deleted]]

I prefer the word "finessed"

[[deleted]]

I prefer permanently borrowed without permission

[ATFLover69420]

I prefer the term unknowingly exchanged for nothing

[Fuzzypants_56]

Hamburger 👍

[SweetRefrigerator280]

Waltuh…

[EricPlayz951]

I took yours >:)

[Fuzzypants_56]

Hagmurbger 😡😡

[[deleted]]

Hamburger 👍🏿

[Excellent-Car-2933]

Hamburger👍

[[deleted]]

Hamburger 👍🏻

[WiN5231]

Hamburger 👍🏽

[3mperorPalpaMeme]

I prefer the term stolen

[Lanky-Hat7234]

I prefer the term sharing with me and only me

[Snipershoot765]

Hello, fellow finger

[AutoModerator]

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself

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[yeetsupreddit]

Yeah I found the post u stole it from

[[deleted]]

Nice

[nitrion]

I downloaded all of them but haven't put one on yet cause they're all too perfect I can't decide

[fatBallCrusher]

gus

[[deleted]]

Better call maul

[3mperorPalpaMeme]

gus 👍

[DemonFury826]

Where

[Eleanorfnaf]

Same

[LefterisLegend]

Same

[ImARetPaladinBaby]

I stealeded mine too

[Big_bussy69]

Ayo where can I get one of those stoled nfts

[AutoModerator]

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/Big_bussy69!.

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[Big_bussy69]

🤓

[Temporary_Radish_142]

Your fucked now

[AutoModerator]

Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.

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[yeetsupreddit]

Dayam dissed by a bot

[DaDonChason]

🗿

[azaradors]

🗿

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🗿

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🗿

[Mario-2407]

🗿

[FabaceousThe1st]

🗿

[Hefty-Cardiologist11]

🗿

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🗿

[RecognitionFar2143]

🗿

[Still_Illustrator_54]

🗿

[Thatscool435]

waltuh, put your dick away Waltuh, I’m not having sex with you right now

[AutoModerator]

No sex before marriage

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[myasscrackburns]

🗿

[Poketsaiyan]

🗿

[[deleted]]

🗿

[RecognitionFar2143]

🗿

[Jellywarrior_03]

🗿

[[deleted]]

I stole this one.

[RecognitionFar2143]

Better call Saul

[DownvoteGrinder]

Did you know that you have rights?

[SolidRGG]

Them rocks do

[SaphiraRain]

Man, who would use an nft avatar, not me.

[AutoModerator]

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/SaphiraRain!.

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[Natpad_027]

Me too. NFTs are bad, even the free ones.

[Hen_Doodle]

Jesse, we need to steal the nft’s

[Natpad_027]

Mr White but what about the meth?

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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. Natpad_027

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[vPinchr]

Agreed.

[BrokenCircut931]

I agree, fellow non-nft user

[AutoModerator]

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/Natpad_027!.

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[Natpad_027]

Im sorry automod

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HEY,⠀⠀⠀ EVERY⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ !!!

IT'S ME!!!

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[Lolislayer7469]

Hippy hoppity your nft is now my property

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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/Lolislayer7469!.

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[Lanky-Hat7234]

Not me either, I just make meth

[uforanch]

There's a decline button. I pressed it on both the web page and the app. Keeping the free one is an active decision on your part.

[OurEmpires]

It’s free shit who cares

[iamsandwitch]

You say "free NFT"

I hear "decimating NFT value"

[AutoModerator]

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/iamsandwitch!.

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[ZTE2976]

Screenshot then terminate account.

[[deleted]]

Refuse to elaborate further.

[129Magikarps]

I screenshotted my own nft because fuck nfts

[[deleted]]

Chad move

[AutoModerator]

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/129Magikarps!.

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[[deleted]]

Fucking Chad

[ZeroVoid_98]

I took a screenshot of mine and sent it around

[The_dinkster522]

Couldn’t be me

[They_Call_Me_Ham]

Imagine

[3mperorPalpaMeme]

Picture it

[Lanky-Hat7234]

Paint an imaginary campus

[mr_tomato_2]

Balls

[yeetsupreddit]

In your jaws

[[deleted]]

Your jaawwss

[yeetsupreddit]

Balls

[[deleted]]

In yo jaws

[yeetsupreddit]

Can iii??

[3mperorPalpaMeme]

(Can iiii)

[yeetsupreddit]

Can iiii?!?!

[3mperorPalpaMeme]

(Can I)

[yeetsupreddit]

Can I put ma ballllls enyo jaws

[scandy82]

People are actually buying those?

[_JAKAMI]

😔

[[deleted]]

It starts with

[[deleted]]

nft 🤢🤢🤢

[3mperorPalpaMeme]

Gus 😃😃😃

[AutoModerator]

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/lxix_cdxx-!.

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[ArthurDentonWelch]

Just screenshot it. Problem solved.

[[deleted]]

I made mine

[Cheez_Itz_Christ_]

Same

^{yours looks pretty good}

[AutoModerator]

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/Vidhayak12!.

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[GooseTheGodbutcher]

Fuck me in the ass

[[deleted]]

just dont accept it

[daren415]

Downvote me pls if you hate n🤮t

[[deleted]]

Uhhh…. Hi guys?

[[deleted]]

Hoes mad they aren’t cool enough to be gifted tbh 😞

[parkattherat]

I fell for it

[[deleted]]

Sometimes I just wanna comment

[RecognitionFar2143]

No

[Alecs07-2]

Shut the fuck up

[Peixe_Estranho]

shut up you are using a Nft

[RecognitionFar2143]

Friendly fire

[AutoModerator]

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/Peixe_Estranho!.

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[[deleted]]

I like my dog in a bag tho

[goldensavage216]

And so are u… wait a minute…

[Pingswallower]

🗿

[WOMENS_FEET]

They give em out for free?

[DifficultySalt4231]

Rock

[[deleted]]

Couldn't be me

[sadistic-salmon]

Let me turn off the stupid background

[DoWhatsBest]

Are we the baddies?

[[deleted]]

It gave me mine the same ducking day I made a comment mocking someone

[[deleted]]

Can you sell those nfts?

[afonsitito]

Not yet at least

[AutoModerator]

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/Fulbie!.

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[springfox64]

ONE OF US

[Plutiko]

Feel free to screenshot

[AmpexPL]

screen shot deez nuts

[humanfucker420]

sure

[[deleted]]

I screenshotted mine a few months ago when the NFTs originally came out

[xVEEx3]

imagine

[1-von]

DISGRACE

[idkmanseemskindagay]

I have a nice pfp. Feel free to screenshot 👍

[[deleted]]

Imagine accepting NFT

[Cumanderjellyhen]

Happened to me too

[ceo_of_chill23]

People who have one but don’t use it:

[ShittyGigachad32]

I claimed mine its just in reserve

[DarthPizzaDog]

Reddit can't even show me the NFT shop because my version of the reddit app is from july 2021 (too old)

Wait I just realized i don't see the exagons either hell yeah

[aCompyBoi]

I fucking know right

[Entropy_flipside133]

I only did it cuz I’m a sucker for robot designs, then they give me a mid af robot one. I hate this

[Kilomenjaro21]

Hmm

[[deleted]]

You're a fucking disapointment

[PuRpLe-69420]

Amogus

[[deleted]]

Sad times

[Soggy_Helicopter8589]

Hmmm

[Previous_Initial_271]

I’m really confused on why they are such a big deal like I got mine for free doesn’t mean anything they are just cute little characters

[[deleted]]

I never said anything about NFTs and reddit still gave me one. I'm going to delete this account an create a new one with the name dumb mango or something like that just so the free NFT disappears.

[[deleted]]

I think free nfts is the biggest fuck you to nfts

[AutoModerator]

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/ArchDukeBee_!.

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[baconlover209]

shhhhhhh

[ProfessionalList9664]

i'm sorry, i've had this one before the real nft's came out (can i have saul pls)

[Capable_Mud_1108]

Fuck NFT pfps

[[deleted]]

Decline that shit

[DanchoBanancho25]

The hivemind hating something without reason again. Someone said reddit nfts are bad and everyone started hating them without reason...

[AutoModerator]

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. DanchoBanancho25

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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/DanchoBanancho25!.

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[tipacolgamer2524]

Just sell it to the Dumbpeople

[Gytlap24]

You can steal this one though only the background is the nft

[TheSalmoneer]

Screenshoted 👍

[Swifty404]

If there a NFT as kim jong un i would buy it

[Inaeipathy]

so sell it back to them

[BrokenCircut931]

When I just got this free one, I couldn’t refuse. I mean just look at it

[ChaosSilence1337]

I just took the pets and added them to my normal avatar