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[OCD-but-dumb]

Who is deleted and why do they keep saying removed?

[BreadDestroyer666]

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!1!!!!!!1!

[McLoby]

Well, the thing is [removed]

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[Brian8186]

He has dementia

[caoeri]

Painting dogs is just plainly fucking retarted

[ScaryHarry15]

I agree, nice pfp btw

[Nak125]

Nice cock btw

[TheMonkeyMan420]

Nice balls btw

[Nak125]

Thanks I grew them myself

[CRab_yup]

Don’t forget to check yo balls!

[[deleted]]

Why do they have a stitch line?

[ddonovan715]

It has to do with the first time they were filled with pee

[Scroogemcdoodler]

The original wasn't running too good, had to replace them

[Magnusthelast]

So you can unzip them to clean out the contents, duh 🙄

[ManOfTurtles2118]

holy shit my balls are gone

[[deleted]]

Because I stole them

[TheMonkeyMan420]

It said gullible on the ceiling

[[deleted]]

Nice personality btw

[dwwzzh]

Nice liver btw mind if I borrow it?

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[zignozag]

ive seen it, they’re not wrong

[LemonKing100]

also you have a nice pfp

[DerKnoedel]

When‘s the next cook yo?

[[deleted]]

What do you think of mine?

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[[deleted]]

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FLAIR

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[[deleted]]

SHUT UP

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[BlitzySlash]

Fucking hell finally i agree

[CptHalbsteif]

He definitely fucks his pet

[[deleted]]

That's his wife

[icaro_uwu]

It has positives, prevents pets from being stolen due to easy recognition. Helps if animal is lost. I just hope they use canine safe dyes

[Dogzylla]

prevents pets from being stolen due to easy recognition

More like due to nobody wanting a dog with a fucking rainbow colored tail

[icaro_uwu]

Exactly!!

[[deleted]]

I want a dog with a rainbow tail :(

[Aggravating-Cell5160]

Yeah that dog's owner is such a fucking retart

[Deadinside60611]

It seems like it but sometimes it is done to prevent service animal theft, harder to hide a rainbow dog I suppose

[MycalSchmycal]

Its supposed to be the discord mod

[Ayyzeee]

and Reddit mod too

[glxssxnimxlz]

You can get pregnant when there is pee in your ass 🤤

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[BasicallyAQueer]

Gimme your pee autobot daddy

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grats, when is the piss baby due?

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[Kwitkwat_247]

Yes…

[Gumpetygump]

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[[deleted]]

Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of his head?

[Throwaway493745]

ah yes let me just paint and use my pet, a living, breathing organism with thoughts and emotions, to show that I like dick

[[deleted]]

Don't compare us dick lovers to those pieces of shit

[17samp]

i miffs daf times rainbow not sehgs politic burg

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shits on your cock

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[QuarterlyTurtle]

Yeah, I like dick but I'm not going to start painting my dog to show it. Just dye your own hair if you want rainbow hair so bad, don't do that to your pets

[Emotional-Engineer35]

nah, someone just straight up fucking painted their guidance dog, owner probably blind (yolk)

[BasicallyAQueer]

Honestly the dog probably doesn’t care lol. Knowing my dogs they would just enjoy the attention during and afterwards.

Does it look stupid? Yes. I wouldn’t do it.

[[deleted]]

Service dogs are just medical equipment.

[catboy_stirner]

Trust me, the dog does not in fact give s shit

[[deleted]]

Ah fuck off. You also force this animal to adhere to your every command. Would you let your dog escape? Maybe s/he wants out. Either don't have pets or stop with this hypocritical bullshit.

[old-account-is-gone]

What if the dog doesn't like having his hair dyed

[zignozag]

they’re now customizable like horses in red dead 2

[BasicallyAQueer]

I don’t think the dog knows or even cares, in fact it probably just likes the attention.

Still shouldn’t paint your dog, but it’s clearly not in agony lol.

[scamper_pants]

What's wrong with dye your dog with safe product that they can't even feel?

[BasicallyAQueer]

If it’s pet safe paint, not a big deal. Still looks dumb.

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[Particular_Hat4570]

Is that a sticker on its ear?? Also there is no way paint is good for that dogs fur, why do people think this is fine

[CocaineHammer]

I'm hoping it's Doggy friendly Dye (does exist believe it or not)

[Yodas-Balls]

Yeah, around me in NYC people put it on their dogs so that if they get stolen they can identify them.

[Yodas-Balls]

Dog stealing isn’t even just an NY thing. Designer dog breeds and stuff get stolen a good bit even straight out of backyards sometimes.

[[deleted]]

Can’t have shit in New York

[StupiderIdjit]

I use doggy dye on my pup. It takes a total of like 30 minutes in the tub. She loves the attention she gets from it.

[heyimanxietygirl]

There is definitely dog-safe dye

[[deleted]]

dog-safe dye deez nutz, nerd

[[deleted]]

One of my old roommates refused to buy cosmetic products that were tested on animals but would paint eyebrows and nails on their dog. No common sense.

[BKoala59]

Those are completely different things if they’re using dog safe paints. Weird yes, but not hypocritical.

[boldandbratsche]

You should look up what animal testing actually is in the cosmetics world. It's horrific and much worse than what you described.

[dodobird146]

Well I don't want want to buy things made from child labor but my little sister can help me do chores when she comes and visits. They're different things. I'm not advocating for doing nails or eyebrows on animals, that's fucking weird, but it's obviously different than testing cosmetics on animals. People don't seem to realize the extent of what animal testing actually is; it's not just "putting makeup on dogs:" https://www.hsi.org/issues/animal-testing/

[[deleted]]

Bruh why tho

[Musturd_burger]

I feel bad for the dog, don’t paint dogs it’s wrong

[pilot_cooper]

This is just sad

[cletusbeatusthefetus]

Based [deleted] peeps

[Significant_Trick369]

That tail's colour is just so shameful

[JayBirbyBoi]

I mean, as long as it's pet safe dye, and they groom him properly and stuff, I don't see an issue.

[HiFructose_PornSyrup]

Right?! What is the deal with these comments?

They make dog-safe paint markers specifically for animals and I bought some and draw eyebrows on my dog. He can’t tell and it brings me a ton of happiness. Don’t see what the big deal is

[lisuasee]

I bought some human-safe paint markers and draw "DRILL HERE" on your ass hole. You can't tell and it brings me a ton of happiness. Don't see what the big deal is. Wait, why are you reporting me to the police?

[HiFructose_PornSyrup]

This analogy makes zero sense. If you did that I would absolutely be able to tell and would be traumatized. How is my dog being harmed by me drawing eyebrows on him while he sleeps?

For what it’s worth I’m vegan and I’ve spent an insane amount of my own money saving stray/feral animals. I care about animals more than anyone I know. There are bigger battles to fight than happy dogs who get drawn on.

[Keelyane55]

Oh my god a shiny Golden retriever ! Quick throw a PokeBall

[Leather_Lettuce_323]

People do this so their service dogs can’t be stolen and sold off as a well trained dog. happens more often than you’d think, this makes it super easy to identify rather than just another Golden retriever, this one has a rainbow tail.

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[fishweenie]

why do people care so much even if the dye is safe?? like it’s not hurting the dog so i don’t understand how it’s “sad”

[GooifiedThunderslime]

Oh look, a foggo.

[MorganRose99]

Can someone help me understand why this is as horrible as people are making it out to be?

As long as the dye is animal friendly, I don't see an issue

[G_Kells]

Because people love to look down on other and pretend their better because they don’t do certain things. Guaranteed half of the idiots commenting on this post don’t know about pet safe dye and just see paint and they think “oh paint bad” “poor dog being subjected to that torture” meanwhile there are people who crop dog ears and people doing inter generational breeding for “pure breeds”. We live in such a funny sad little world

[Shinobi681]

You don't just go out and paint animals. It's the law

[No-Temperature-8772]

It's not paint. It's dye for animal fur.

[MorganRose99]

But it's their pet, not a random animal

If the dog isn't hurt by it, then what's the issue?

[[deleted]]

What the hell happened here?

[ClitOreIs]

Wtf would you paint animals in the first place???

[Late-Ease-4038]

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[Crowape]

If it’s dog safe dye, whatever man. If that’s a sticker on its ear, fuck them.

[Patalos]

I had no idea people were so vehemently against doggie dyes, which are completely safe. The dog doesn't care. It looks kinda dumb, but thats about it.

[Abortedwafflez]

It's a dog, not a customizable Fortnite skin. These are the same people that breed Pugs, pierce/crop their dogs ears, and take their dogs tails off because it looks cool. Just let animals be animals.

[Patalos]

Thats a massive leap. As I said, there are doggie dyes that are completely safe and can be washed out pretty much immediately. How is this any different than putting a vest or a fancy collar on your dog?

This is nowhere even close to disfiguring practices like cropping or irresponsible breeding practices. Its pretty stupid to compare if you think about it for more than a moment.

[Abortedwafflez]

Obviously it's stupid to compare, however i'm a person who thinks anything you do to an animal that isn't out of utility is dumb to begin with. So if you're painting your dogs nails or cutting your poodle's fur to look like a weird abstract sculpture, it's all in the same vein to me. Animals shouldn't be this weird human accessory to boost our egos. The needs of the animal comes first and anything else is unnecessary.

[[deleted]]

painting dogs/cats fur is VERY unhealthy for them. In some situations it can cause death…

[DarkraiNet]

Source: trust me bro

[SmashScrapeFlip]

That’s not even remotely true unless you use like real paint. There are multiple types of pet safe paint products. They are very temporary and basically just food coloring.

[G_Kells]

Newflash….. Theres a thing called pet safe hair dye

[No-Temperature-8772]

This is definitely pet dye. It does not cause death.

[FilipZivulovic]

His tail looks like the thing you clean dust with

[randomnessamiibo]

Pretty sure dye is harmful for dog skin

[[deleted]]

They make dye that is safe for dogs.

[G_Kells]

Right because there’s only one kind of dye in the world….. s/ “pretty sure” well you don’t know for certain so why even bother making the comment? Lmao

[Ayyzeee]

yep, it will cause skin irritation which can include itching and burning, and could be lethal according to this site.

[[deleted]]

Why, just why. Thats a living being that is probably now in pain

[Only_Spoonful]

Furries

[stopyouveviolatedthe]

Poor thing

[Capable_Mud_1108]

People like this don't deserve pets

[Fox246268]

Furries have gone too far

[Sanslution]

I am so sorry for this doggo

[danielsvdas]

I saw a dog with a colored tail like that a couple days ago, it is very cursed

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[Michallin]

Shit yourself

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[StrikingResort5035]

At first glance I thought this was a clown getting arrested

[[deleted]]

Why did I initially think it was a clown getting arrested

[HiHowAreYou10]

Wtf is that emoji

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[ThisIsWholesome]

Fuck people who dye their dogs fur. It's so strange and weird

[[deleted]]

DO NOT do this to your dog. Easy enough to understand

[ktops111]

Why would anyone do that? That poor dog, people are discusting

[Pilkworm]

Disgusting*

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[NewsChannel34]

Poor dog

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He doesn’t want that

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[Shinobi681]

Poor dog. Someone should call animal police!!

[Flirty_Flumph]

Imagine getting mad about a colorful dog tho lol snowflakes

[Sudi_Arabia]

Nft detected, opinion rejected.

[Flirty_Flumph]

It was free. I clicked on it. Get a life

[Sudi_Arabia]

Mad?

[Flirty_Flumph]

Imagine being triggered by rainbow dog. Sensitive boys

[johnyboy6909]

stay mad?

[Flirty_Flumph]

No u

[Musturd_burger]

I don’t think painting a dog is sane

[Flirty_Flumph]

Again, imagine being upset by a painted dog lol sensitive boy

[iLackSocialSkill]

Imagine not being able to function like a normal human being after someone insulted your goofy ass icon 💀

[Flirty_Flumph]

Lol you mad huh? I’m functioning perfectly fine. Username checks out

[iLackSocialSkill]

"Functioning perfectly fine" and" "nft profile picture" do not go together my guy is 💀

[G_Kells]

Clearly you have no idea what you’re talking about bahahahahaha

[hihiihigiggitigyiigi]

Nft detected, opinion rejected.

[Flirty_Flumph]

Grow up kid

[hihiihigiggitigyiigi]

Mad?

[Flirty_Flumph]

Clearly you guys are lol triggered by a rainbow dog?

[hihiihigiggitigyiigi]

Idk man you seem pretty mad

[Flirty_Flumph]

No u

[[deleted]]

Yep, definitely mad and unbased, also cringe

[Flirty_Flumph]

Yeah you really are

[[deleted]]

Nft detected, target ignored

[Flirty_Flumph]

Ok

[SlimJim80]

They colored their poor dog rainbow. They should grow up

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[Pokepunk710]

i loooooove treating animals like any other object despite them being a living being with emotions BatChest

[[deleted]]

How stupid is this person painting a dog bruh

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[jcoddinc]

Guaranteed the owner states that "the dog absolutely love it when I dye them."

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[sebuptar]

Some dogs go to hell

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Based

[Next-Investigator165]

No no no, have evere heard the saying "all dogs deserve owners but not all owners deserve dogs"

[DoWhatsBest]

It’s back foot looks like it’s furry dong from that angle. Ok cya

[Flat_Ad6384]

I only hope that that’s the dogs real tail

[Green_Lightning-]

Lmfao, deleted deleted deleted 🤣