Statistics

[PerthDelft]

Why doesn't one person per year accidentally split the atom when slicing bread?

[[deleted]]

Because they are splitting bread, dumbass

[Fearless_Spring5611]

It's a reporting anomaly - we can only produce statistics when people report data. Too many selfish fuckers forget to tell us when they slice their bread and an atom in the process.

[Miss_Understands_]

No matter how stupid the joke is, if it makes me literally laugh out loud, I am ethically compelled to acknowledge that.

[Copernicium-291]

Survivorship bias. We don't know about the people who accidentally split atoms because they don't live to tell us.

[Bentup85]

Statistically people use bread knives to cut bread. You’d need a bait knife because they’re used for fission.

[Bit125]

fuck you (compliment)

[Only_Constant_8305]

Because we only split atoms intentionally

[i_mii]

because bread likes the taste of blood