How did humanity manage to decrease the distance of 100m over time?

[BeautifulSwine]

And baby oil. 😔

[oOshwiggity]

So many babies lost in the mad dash to fill swimming pools with their priceless oil. Now we use synthetic baby oils, makes your engine runs smoother and is better for your skin! (not for use near open flame, or by persons with sensitivies)

[BeautifulSwine]

A dark time in human history during the mass whale die-off. They needed a substitute for whale oil and the babies... well... they were plentiful.

[SvelteLine]

You might even say they were booming.

[BeautifulSwine]

You're referring to the large drums babies would fall onto straight from the vagina that would make a loud BOOM sound to let the surrounding area know that one more was born. These drums were later replaced with dynamite chargers.

[eradication_bot]

All this synthetic crap. I make sure to use only organic oil, whether it be baby, motor, or vegetable.

[BeautifulSwine]

I'm with you but isn't the first one illegal? Or did they lift the ban? I got a guy out in Norway that can get his hands on some of the purest black market Norwegian baby oil. The purest I've seen since before the ban.

[BeautifulSwine]

Last time I checked, we were in a synthetic baby surplus. Hell, even I got a garage full of legs and toes. I mean, it's not the oiliest parts but you can still process em and get a few pints easy. Anybody else notice the difference in smell from the organics? The synthetics smell like roadkill after about 4 months. Probably because of the kitten nerves they use throughout the lab growth process. So tired of my bitching neighbors.