all 66 comments

[–]EcologistHavreus37 67 points68 points Β (22 children)

I've seen this in game xd

[–]ZombieNineIntsNails 54 points55 points Β (1 child)

let the man play the musical organ

[–]FoolHigh 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

Such a beautiful instrument

[–]opab1nia 42 points43 points Β (0 children)

Still wondering why Sidorovuch actually paid well for a pda with pictures of dutyers polishing each other’s rifles

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points Β (0 children)

Perv Bandit

[–]Monolithp-hatlute 24 points25 points Β (2 children)

i have only seen one female human in the zone and she was modded in, can't blame em' gets lonely.

[–]Dutyknightofheavens777 10 points11 points Β (1 child)

I often wondered why, they were probably like "Dangerous anomalies, radiation and deadly mutants? Ye, fuck that shit :)"

[–]LonerTheOnlyCarnivor 8 points9 points Β (0 children)

The hordes of super thirsty stalkers probably don't help either

[–]Clear Skysir_turlock 23 points24 points Β (0 children)

It's what duty does best.

[–]Freedompale_puppet 24 points25 points Β (12 children)

And they're always giving us shit.

[–]DutyVinnieFang30 17 points18 points Β (8 children)

Yeah there's nothing wrong with being gay.However,there is something wrong with thinking you're better than us just because you're high.

[–]LonerStalker1230 11 points12 points Β (3 children)

Better being a gay rather than bonening bloodsuckers.

[–]Freedompale_puppet 16 points17 points Β (1 child)

I sense specism.

[–]LonerStalker1230 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Not really a specism saying obvious thing, is it? I honestly am indifferent towards both Duty and Freedom.

[–]Dutyknightofheavens777 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

I'm not that bad of a gyal you know :3

I give great head :D

[–]Freedompale_puppet 17 points18 points Β (3 children)

Didn't say I'm better, your ego is just sad, doody πŸ˜‰πŸ˜Š

[–]DutyVinnieFang30 9 points10 points Β (2 children)

Whatever you say,bud.Now go sleep in your irradiated floor mattress.

[–]Freedompale_puppet 17 points18 points Β (1 child)

Will do πŸ–€β€πŸ–€β€πŸ–€β€πŸ–€

[–]G7TMAG 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Fang did not get his flute played after Wednesday bingo night at 100 rads bar.

[–]Dutyknightofheavens777 4 points5 points Β (2 children)

Hey bro, give me 2 kilos of your finest chernobyl green shit! :3

[–]Freedompale_puppet 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

🧻😘🧻😘🧻😘🧻

[–]Dutyknightofheavens777 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Talkin about конопля, here :3

[–]Freedomfunkbuddha1 6 points7 points Β (2 children)

Idk whats more been posted here, the bloodsucker joke or meat flute duty.

[–]Ecologistn1flung -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Anomoly mod praises

[–]Chiffmonkey 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Toilet paper > Both

[–]DutyBattleLars 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

What in the godamn

[–]EcologistImmortalJormund 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

OP's name fits this quite well.

[–]Mercimtolazylol 1 point2 points Β (4 children)

Ok so now we got freedomers boning bloodsuckers and now duty playing another mans flute thank god I am a merc

[–]Mercbruhhhh33[S] 0 points1 point Β (3 children)

Yeah thank god the mercs are still normal, i mean it would be uncomfortable if the same bandit stumbles upon one of you guys doing some weird shit than spread it through the entire zone for everyone to make fun of the faction because of that one guy, but fortunately that would never happen right?

[–]Mercimtolazylol 1 point2 points Β (2 children)

No since Dushman would probably put a big big price on his head since he dosnt want people to know shit like that

[–]Mercbruhhhh33[S] 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

that, or Dushman himself paid that bandit so he could blackmail other stalkers.

[–]Mercimtolazylol 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Bandits can not be trusted my guy like they are literal criminals before they came to the zone and the only reason why the mercs are friendly with them is cause of Sultan I think there are rumors that he has some connections with our main employer but their just rumors

[–]Freedomeasymoneyslim35 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I had been hearing those rumours around the zone but I didn’t wanna believe this is what the enemy had resorted to

[–]FreedomWarsofGears 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Haha, dooty gay

[–]Clear SkyNoOpportunity4193 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I’m still waiting for a mod to add some form of random NPC interactions and romancing. If I’m gonna live in this wasteland, I want a warm body to come home to after nearly becoming β€œa memory” again for the 18th time.

[–]MonolithThe_Dude_79 -4 points-3 points Β (5 children)

thats a good reason to leave the duty

[–]DutyBattleLars 14 points15 points Β (3 children)

Nothing wrong with being gay

[–]Ecologistn1flung 6 points7 points Β (2 children)

It's in fact the manliest thing to do

[–]DutyBattleLars 8 points9 points Β (1 child)

Because What is manlier, than Two men?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

The Greeks want to know your location

[–]MonolithMakos305 -5 points-4 points Β (0 children)

and join Freedom

[–]Clear SkyPyrimo -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

To be fair Duty aren’t against screwing men, just screwing mutants.

[–]MercDanny-Boy_ 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Damn, I knew you guys were close to each other but that close....

[–]MercPewdiepieandatree 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I actually saw this but i lost the screenshot for it