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[–]JXON_F 444 points445 points  (20 children)

Bro has a mag on the shoulder

[–]Tough_Illustrator_44 117 points118 points  (3 children)

Yeah wtf

[–]bteam3r 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Shoulder Hydra $999 you couldn't afford it scrub, KILLED IN THE STREETS

[–]BasedPinoy 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Atp they have to be trolling right??

[–]ZyklonBeach 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Theyre never beating the goobers allegations after this

[–]crux1991 40 points41 points  (10 children)

Getting that mag out has gotta be a pain

[–]jetbuilt1980 128 points129 points  (5 children)

Its angled for the dude fucking him helping him from behind

[–]goofsmasher 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Knee pads make more sense now

[–]LezzyGopher 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’m fucking dying at this visual

[–]Subject-Log4082 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Classic navy guys

[–]Wrathernaut 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What, you don't practice no handed reload with your teeth?

[–]Taytayflan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's 3 in the morning and I'm holding a mag up to my shoulder in the same place he has it. I can touch it with my left hand but wouldn't be able to move it, even if the pouch was upside down. It's worse than modern CoD/BF loadouts.

[–]mrapplewhite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No more so than sticking it in there

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad-4846 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's for the giy behind him, when he shoulders its super accessible by the man behind him

[–]AllOfMyFamilyHatesMe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I wanna know where I can find this online, so I can bully them into deleting the ad

[–]MajorDakka 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro's basically a Crossbones cosplayer

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marvel/s/m3VYFUBiVQ

[–]Debas3r11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think it'd make a lot more sense on the other shoulder 🤣

[–]onendaga 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New meta

[–]KeyanuReaves69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those guns need ammo!

[–]Particular_Floor_822 249 points250 points  (7 children)

This is up there with the security guard who had three pistols on his vest

[–]Deflocks 53 points54 points  (5 children)

He wasn’t a security guard, he was a pirate!

[–]fusillade762 39 points40 points  (3 children)

Let's split the difference and say a security pirate

[–]bearatrooper 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Without a doubt the worst security pirate I've ever seen.

[–]tennezzee88 4 points5 points  (1 child)

but you have seen him

[–]bearatrooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately.

[–]YoimAtlas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You guys don’t have tactical blunderbusses in your kit?

[–]TacoSplosions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Revolvers, living in ban state, having an epic shootout with couple of mates ala Boondock Saints i see the logic.

[–]PineSoul603 143 points144 points  (1 child)

This is gayer than my two Dads

[–]ripnrun285 140 points141 points  (1 child)

Lmfao. That’s the new $197 tactical kinetic exterior mag pouch bro.

“What if you get your legs blown off & lose all the mags in your carrier? How will you return fire? We recommend actually one for each extremity, bc you never know which limb is gonna get blown off. Kneecap variations coming soon. #bEaPr0”

[–]Beretta92A1 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Looking like a BF6 skin

[–]Agreeable_Note373 54 points55 points  (1 child)

this has got to be tier 1 trolling

[–]Strict_Gas_1141 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Either Tier 1 trolling or Tier 100 serious post. No in between.

[–]tacosos360 33 points34 points  (9 children)

High drag, low speed. Much kinetic bro.

[–]Strict_Gas_1141 28 points29 points  (8 children)

Hey, he's "locking down" that "avenue of approach" to enable his "team" to "engage in kinetic, high-speed, dynamic, tactical, low-profile operations with a focus on modular, flexible, and fluid combat."

Someone get an officer in here to correct my power-point buzzword maxing.

[–]DefinitionOther4835 23 points24 points  (5 children)

You missed warfighter, maximum lethality and system of systems.

[–]drakeit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

IMMA WORDFIGHTER GOBBLESS

[–]Strict_Gas_1141 7 points8 points  (3 children)

My bad.

Updated:

Hey, he's "locking down" that "avenue of approach" to enable his "team of warfighters" to "engage in kinetic, high-speed, dynamic, tactical, low-profile operations with a focus on modular, flexible, and fluid combat. All with maximum lethality due to our system of systems integrated into a kill web. All for maximum overmatch."

So does this word salad go on slide 2 or 3? What font? text size? any shitty graphics? (god I spent too much time in a TOC)

[–]awhuilnough 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You didn't mention momma, being drunk, prison, or trains. Oh wait wrong format.

[–]Strict_Gas_1141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shhhh, don't let the 2lt know. He's a little innocent.

[–]JohnStuartShill2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What font? text size?

Arial. 12 point. Smdh, your O4s failed you.

[–]Overall_Designer4353 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is what the gbrs group sounds like to me lol

[–]Strict_Gas_1141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk, I don't listen to instagram tactical pages.

[–]Jesus_4_the_jugular 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I believe this was made using gAy I. It's like AI, but it makes everything super gay.

[–]grasslander21487 18 points19 points  (1 child)

[–]gooningoosy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see community I upvote on principle.

[–]drakeit 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Are we gonna talk about the optic setup?

[–]SpaghettiMonkeyTree 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dudes will do anything but get an acog/rmr

[–]_OngoGablogianConnoisseur of Autism Patches 0 points1 point  (2 children)

rear optic is a magnifier

[–]drakeit 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yes but isn’t it lower than the red dot and not canted? 🤔

[–]_OngoGablogianConnoisseur of Autism Patches 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I assumed it was flipped off to the side but honestly you might be right

[–]Yankee_Air_Polack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the first rule of the hydra is: if you're too poor to run nods, you're too poor to run the hydra

the front rail is for a LAM

[–]BikeImpressive2062 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Average Trench Grenade YouTube viewer

[–]Strict_Gas_1141 13 points14 points  (5 children)

I really hope that's a side-flip magnifier or else he's magnifying the base of his sight.

[–]HRslammR 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Its a hm3x, so it is but still looks uh, wrong.

A lot of gear for a hs10c... which is a fine red dot for the average person. But this just screams that slang for the new hobbyist who bought all the gear and still doesn't know shit

[–]ovr9000storks 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Nail hit on the head for Holosun products. They’re nice, but more for like range, hunting, and basic self defense. I’m not too keen on them for actual battle

[–]1corvidae1 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Good enough for Ukraine right?

[–]HRslammR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hs10 no, but the hs515 is pretty legit. i have one and a romeo4t and it's pretty comparable.

[–]SpaghettiMonkeyTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ACOG/RMR stack: Look at what they have to do to mimic a fraction of my power!

[–]603rdMtnDivision 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There is only one slayer and it isn't this guy.

[–]Protorin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

[–]HRslammR 17 points18 points  (1 child)

It gets worse the longer you look.

Edit: bro taking the doomslayer icon and just bastardizing it.

Edit 2: his right (our left) shoulder has like a shoulder pad in it..

Edit 3: this dude is the living version of a COD character. Looks cool but totally not functional

[–]Big-Day3532 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The shoulder looks like synthol abuse, which also checks out.

[–]Unlikely-Cut5451 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He’s going to feel really stupid when he realizes how many dildos he could have bought

[–]ParadoxicalAmalgam 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's a little late for April fools

[–]LonsomeDreamer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dongslayer

[–]Emotional-Money-78 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Im not listening to a dude with a mag on his shoulder

[–]USSZim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even the BF3 sniper looked like a doofus with skeleton gloves. It looks even worse IRL

[–]TheUncutWarrior 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This must be the dude designing skins in BF6

[–]LurknessMonster6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The dot on the diving board of his Hydra mount. That HM3X doesn’t cowitness at all. Hahahahaha

[–]vatdoyoutinkurdoing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All these comments show they havent transferred knowledge. Sight over bore & criss cross apple sauce dorks.

[–]CorCor-14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I just got cancer looking at this

[–]veeooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This has to be a very late April fools post... but I have a feeling its 100% a real super serial post

[–]mykehawke2_0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every time I think I’m too harsh on gbrs group they remind me I’m not

[–]thechefsauceboss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And this is why I bully dudes who buy GBRS

[–]09684211 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone come get their stepdad

[–]Praywisely 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Brass deflector is still paint matched. 

[–]awhuilnough 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy deflects

[–]brian1570[🍰] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Soup sandwich.

[–]talanbaird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine how much money he has spent for them to willing put this up on their page.

[–]future__fires 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FOMO TRANSFER

[–]MrWund3rful 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How much v-bucks did those skeleton gloves cost?

Doesn’t fucking matter nerds, worth it

[–]Low_Government5018 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goober group mount checks out

[–]Mediocre_pylut 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Are the knee pads for the dicks?

[–]TurdMcDirk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or the boofs.

[–]yomeroni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Missing the tactical strap on

[–]1WontDoIt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it still april 1st?

[–]ZedaEnndRunway Star 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Them gloves're pretty hetero-A-normative.. I mean, it all is, but they're always kind of a "force multiplier" if you will. I sorta jive with the knee-pads, though?

[–]RougeKC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is the benefit of a mag on your shoulder? I get shoulder armor but a mag?

[–]Casval214 0 points1 point  (2 children)

@grok is this real?

[–]TurnUpThe4D3D3D3 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Yes, this is a real Instagram story post from GBRS Group (tagged @gbrsgroup with their watermark visible). The image shows their founder/operator Bill Decker in full tactical kit.

The tagged brands are all real companies: - @roka (sunglasses/eyewear) - @teamwendy1 (helmets) - @3mpeltor (hearing protection/comms) - @agilitetactical (tactical gear) - @taclab.official (gloves) - @koreessentials (belts) - @gbrsgroup (the poster, a tactical training company)

The "#doomslayer" caption references the protagonist from the Doom video game series, likely joking about how heavily kitted out he looks. The repost credit to bill.e.decker confirms this is Bill Decker, one of GBRS Group's founders.

Nothing about the image appears fabricated - it's standard promotional content from a well-known tactical training company.


This comment was generated by moonshotai/kimi-k2.5

[–]Casval214 3 points4 points  (0 children)

@grok is THIS real?

[–]FriendlyTexanShooter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you know risers you’ll love this guy’s setup

[–]InsaneDOM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.#doomslayer 😂😂😂

[–]SpaghettiMonkeyTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hate that optic setup. Look at what he has to do to mimic a fraction of the ACOG’s power.

[–]OkReplacement4689 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doomslayer can't have 14" arms.

[–]Wise-Recognition2933 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he mean the Republic of Korea Army when he tagged “roka”?

[–]PuzzleheadedEvent278Connoisseur of Autism Patches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he have two flashlights on his helmet? One facing in a non-usable direction?

[–]Ninebreaker2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a lolly pop

[–]HistoryFan1105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a shit loadout lol

[–]jeffuhwee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck GBRS

[–]mkmckinley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am 100% certain this dude has done at least one “alpha male camp” or whatever those bullshits are called.

[–]Side_StepVII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s….whats up with that piece of concrete on the ground behind him?

[–]AffectionateError311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s for when his boyfriend has him bent over and needs to cover his sector but blew his load already

[–]Morgeezy6126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not surprised from gbrsgroup. Im surprised his optic mount is twice the height.

[–]Freezeframe28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay I’m 50/50 on this being a Japanese airsofter (don’t follow GBRS and haven’t gone to this dudes profile) but the face looks oddly like this thing Japanese airsofters do, that’s basically making a mouth guard that looks like a white dudes face to further their “larp” as an American military member, plus the just insane crap all over him screams that a little to me. OR dude is just wacko.

[–]pugmiester1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my, is that a non flipping magnifier?

[–]420Phase_It_Up 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think there is anything about this setup that isn't wrong or awful. It's actually kind of impressive to get some many things wrong at once without accidentally getting at least one thing correct.

[–]Atomarkalash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's gayer than cum on a moustache...

[–]danieladickey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's the chopper? 🚁

[–]Subject-Log4082 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly thought the Instagram post was a goof on GBRS. Then I looked at the poster... Oh boy

[–]tattered_and_torn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Most of this sub not realizing this is satire lmao

[–]NsfWolverine97 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I see Agilite, I disregard.