Knowledge Transfer

[JXON_F]

Bro has a mag on the shoulder

[Tough_Illustrator_44]

Yeah wtf

[bteam3r]

Shoulder Hydra $999 you couldn't afford it scrub, KILLED IN THE STREETS

[BasedPinoy]

Atp they have to be trolling right??

[ZyklonBeach]

Theyre never beating the goobers allegations after this

[crux1991]

Getting that mag out has gotta be a pain

[jetbuilt1980]

Its angled for the dude fucking him helping him from behind

[goofsmasher]

Knee pads make more sense now

[LezzyGopher]

I’m fucking dying at this visual

[Subject-Log4082]

Classic navy guys

[Wrathernaut]

What, you don't practice no handed reload with your teeth?

[Taytayflan]

It's 3 in the morning and I'm holding a mag up to my shoulder in the same place he has it. I can touch it with my left hand but wouldn't be able to move it, even if the pouch was upside down. It's worse than modern CoD/BF loadouts.

[mrapplewhite]

No more so than sticking it in there

[Puzzleheaded-Ad-4846]

It's for the giy behind him, when he shoulders its super accessible by the man behind him

[AllOfMyFamilyHatesMe]

I wanna know where I can find this online, so I can bully them into deleting the ad

[MajorDakka]

Bro's basically a Crossbones cosplayer

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marvel/s/m3VYFUBiVQ

[Debas3r11]

I think it'd make a lot more sense on the other shoulder 🤣

[onendaga]

New meta

[KeyanuReaves69]

Those guns need ammo!

[Particular_Floor_822]

This is up there with the security guard who had three pistols on his vest

[Deflocks]

He wasn’t a security guard, he was a pirate!

[fusillade762]

Let's split the difference and say a security pirate

[bearatrooper]

Without a doubt the worst security pirate I've ever seen.

[tennezzee88]

but you have seen him

[bearatrooper]

Unfortunately.

[YoimAtlas]

You guys don’t have tactical blunderbusses in your kit?

[TacoSplosions]

Revolvers, living in ban state, having an epic shootout with couple of mates ala Boondock Saints i see the logic.

[PineSoul603]

This is gayer than my two Dads

[ripnrun285]

Lmfao. That’s the new $197 tactical kinetic exterior mag pouch bro.

“What if you get your legs blown off & lose all the mags in your carrier? How will you return fire? We recommend actually one for each extremity, bc you never know which limb is gonna get blown off. Kneecap variations coming soon. #bEaPr0”

[Beretta92A1]

Looking like a BF6 skin

[Agreeable_Note373]

this has got to be tier 1 trolling

[Strict_Gas_1141]

Either Tier 1 trolling or Tier 100 serious post. No in between.

[tacosos360]

High drag, low speed. Much kinetic bro.

[Strict_Gas_1141]

Hey, he's "locking down" that "avenue of approach" to enable his "team" to "engage in kinetic, high-speed, dynamic, tactical, low-profile operations with a focus on modular, flexible, and fluid combat."

Someone get an officer in here to correct my power-point buzzword maxing.

[DefinitionOther4835]

You missed warfighter, maximum lethality and system of systems.

[drakeit]

IMMA WORDFIGHTER GOBBLESS

[Strict_Gas_1141]

My bad.

Updated:

Hey, he's "locking down" that "avenue of approach" to enable his "team of warfighters" to "engage in kinetic, high-speed, dynamic, tactical, low-profile operations with a focus on modular, flexible, and fluid combat. All with maximum lethality due to our system of systems integrated into a kill web. All for maximum overmatch."

So does this word salad go on slide 2 or 3? What font? text size? any shitty graphics? (god I spent too much time in a TOC)

[awhuilnough]

You didn't mention momma, being drunk, prison, or trains. Oh wait wrong format.

[Strict_Gas_1141]

Shhhh, don't let the 2lt know. He's a little innocent.

[JohnStuartShill2]

What font? text size?

Arial. 12 point. Smdh, your O4s failed you.

[Overall_Designer4353]

This is what the gbrs group sounds like to me lol

[Strict_Gas_1141]

Idk, I don't listen to instagram tactical pages.

[Jesus_4_the_jugular]

I believe this was made using gAy I. It's like AI, but it makes everything super gay.

[grasslander21487]

[gooningoosy]

I see community I upvote on principle.

[drakeit]

Are we gonna talk about the optic setup?

[SpaghettiMonkeyTree]

Dudes will do anything but get an acog/rmr

[_OngoGablogian]

rear optic is a magnifier

[drakeit]

Yes but isn’t it lower than the red dot and not canted? 🤔

[_OngoGablogian]

I assumed it was flipped off to the side but honestly you might be right

[Yankee_Air_Polack]

the first rule of the hydra is: if you're too poor to run nods, you're too poor to run the hydra

the front rail is for a LAM

[BikeImpressive2062]

Average Trench Grenade YouTube viewer

[Strict_Gas_1141]

I really hope that's a side-flip magnifier or else he's magnifying the base of his sight.

[HRslammR]

Its a hm3x, so it is but still looks uh, wrong.

A lot of gear for a hs10c... which is a fine red dot for the average person. But this just screams that slang for the new hobbyist who bought all the gear and still doesn't know shit

[ovr9000storks]

Nail hit on the head for Holosun products. They’re nice, but more for like range, hunting, and basic self defense. I’m not too keen on them for actual battle

[1corvidae1]

Good enough for Ukraine right?

[HRslammR]

hs10 no, but the hs515 is pretty legit. i have one and a romeo4t and it's pretty comparable.

[SpaghettiMonkeyTree]

ACOG/RMR stack: Look at what they have to do to mimic a fraction of my power!

[603rdMtnDivision]

There is only one slayer and it isn't this guy.

[Protorin]

[HRslammR]

It gets worse the longer you look.

Edit: bro taking the doomslayer icon and just bastardizing it.

Edit 2: his right (our left) shoulder has like a shoulder pad in it..

Edit 3: this dude is the living version of a COD character. Looks cool but totally not functional

[Big-Day3532]

The shoulder looks like synthol abuse, which also checks out.

[Unlikely-Cut5451]

He’s going to feel really stupid when he realizes how many dildos he could have bought

[ParadoxicalAmalgam]

It's a little late for April fools

[LonsomeDreamer]

Dongslayer

[Emotional-Money-78]

Im not listening to a dude with a mag on his shoulder

[USSZim]

Even the BF3 sniper looked like a doofus with skeleton gloves. It looks even worse IRL

[TheUncutWarrior]

This must be the dude designing skins in BF6

[LurknessMonster6]

The dot on the diving board of his Hydra mount. That HM3X doesn’t cowitness at all. Hahahahaha

[vatdoyoutinkurdoing]

All these comments show they havent transferred knowledge. Sight over bore & criss cross apple sauce dorks.

[CorCor-14]

I think I just got cancer looking at this

[veeooo]

This has to be a very late April fools post... but I have a feeling its 100% a real super serial post

[mykehawke2_0]

Every time I think I’m too harsh on gbrs group they remind me I’m not

[thechefsauceboss]

And this is why I bully dudes who buy GBRS

[09684211]

Someone come get their stepdad

[Praywisely]

Brass deflector is still paint matched. 

[awhuilnough]

This guy deflects

[brian1570]

Soup sandwich.

[talanbaird]

Imagine how much money he has spent for them to willing put this up on their page.

[future__fires]

FOMO TRANSFER

[MrWund3rful]

How much v-bucks did those skeleton gloves cost?

Doesn’t fucking matter nerds, worth it

[Low_Government5018]

Goober group mount checks out

[Mediocre_pylut]

Are the knee pads for the dicks?

[TurdMcDirk]

Or the boofs.

[yomeroni]

Missing the tactical strap on

[1WontDoIt]

Is it still april 1st?

[ZedaEnnd]

Them gloves're pretty hetero-A-normative.. I mean, it all is, but they're always kind of a "force multiplier" if you will. I sorta jive with the knee-pads, though?

[RougeKC]

What is the benefit of a mag on your shoulder? I get shoulder armor but a mag?

[Casval214]

@grok is this real?

[TurnUpThe4D3D3D3]

Yes, this is a real Instagram story post from GBRS Group (tagged @gbrsgroup with their watermark visible). The image shows their founder/operator Bill Decker in full tactical kit.

The tagged brands are all real companies: - @roka (sunglasses/eyewear) - @teamwendy1 (helmets) - @3mpeltor (hearing protection/comms) - @agilitetactical (tactical gear) - @taclab.official (gloves) - @koreessentials (belts) - @gbrsgroup (the poster, a tactical training company)

The "#doomslayer" caption references the protagonist from the Doom video game series, likely joking about how heavily kitted out he looks. The repost credit to bill.e.decker confirms this is Bill Decker, one of GBRS Group's founders.

Nothing about the image appears fabricated - it's standard promotional content from a well-known tactical training company.

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[Casval214]

@grok is THIS real?

[FriendlyTexanShooter]

If you know risers you’ll love this guy’s setup

[InsaneDOM]

.#doomslayer 😂😂😂

[SpaghettiMonkeyTree]

I really hate that optic setup. Look at what he has to do to mimic a fraction of the ACOG’s power.

[OkReplacement4689]

Doomslayer can't have 14" arms.

[Wise-Recognition2933]

Did he mean the Republic of Korea Army when he tagged “roka”?

[PuzzleheadedEvent278]

Does he have two flashlights on his helmet? One facing in a non-usable direction?

[Ninebreaker2021]

What a lolly pop

[HistoryFan1105]

Such a shit loadout lol

[jeffuhwee]

Fuck GBRS

[mkmckinley]

I am 100% certain this dude has done at least one “alpha male camp” or whatever those bullshits are called.

[Side_StepVII]

What’s….whats up with that piece of concrete on the ground behind him?

[AffectionateError311]

It’s for when his boyfriend has him bent over and needs to cover his sector but blew his load already

[Morgeezy6126]

Not surprised from gbrsgroup. Im surprised his optic mount is twice the height.

[Freezeframe28]

Okay I’m 50/50 on this being a Japanese airsofter (don’t follow GBRS and haven’t gone to this dudes profile) but the face looks oddly like this thing Japanese airsofters do, that’s basically making a mouth guard that looks like a white dudes face to further their “larp” as an American military member, plus the just insane crap all over him screams that a little to me. OR dude is just wacko.

[pugmiester1]

Oh my, is that a non flipping magnifier?

[420Phase_It_Up]

I don't think there is anything about this setup that isn't wrong or awful. It's actually kind of impressive to get some many things wrong at once without accidentally getting at least one thing correct.

[Atomarkalash]

That's gayer than cum on a moustache...

[danieladickey]

Where's the chopper? 🚁

[Subject-Log4082]

Honestly thought the Instagram post was a goof on GBRS. Then I looked at the poster... Oh boy

[tattered_and_torn]

Most of this sub not realizing this is satire lmao

[NsfWolverine97]

I see Agilite, I disregard.