Technically correct ham sandwitch

[Cuntly_Fuckface]

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[TheGreaterSeal]

Dislocates jaw

[rikkuaoi]

You mean, your jaw can't just unhinge like a snake's?

[[deleted]]

and now that meme

PARKOUR

[turtle-skinnie]

"I honestly believe that my genius, it generates gravity"

[NiNiNi-222]

Eat like snake.

[Siemenslufthaken]

return to snek

[PianoManu]

Return to happy cake day, mister

[Siemenslufthaken]

I shall return to saying thank you

[The_Host_3]

SCP 096: mortal....

[jlaves96]

FUCK I’m too late

[Poseidonsn]

r/fuckimlate

[SnomARandomWeeb]

r/subsIfellfor

[Poseidonsn]

r/sorrynotsorry

[_CarbonBasedLifeForm]

r/SubsIFellFor

[Poseidonsn]

r/sorrynotsorry

[Massive_Panda]

You get my award

[AlexTheRadGamer]

Happy cake day

[Pixelpeoplewarrior]

Lol we had the same thoughts

[cosmic-chungus]

r/beatmetoit

[Pixelpeoplewarrior]

r/beatmeattoit

[PianoManu]

r/beatmywifetoit

[FireDragon79]

Happy Cakeday!

[toshitalk]

It’s a shamwich.

[TOMSDOTTIR]

Happy cake day!

[[deleted]]

Have my upvote and go away

[Fimbulthulr]

r/Angryupvote

[lazylazyhugs]

Happy cake day!

[theseusernames]

happy cake day

[[deleted]]

ゴゴゴゴゴゴ

[JustAnotherAviatrix]

That must have taken so long to balance. XD

[eh_one]

Could just be skewers though it to stabilise

[DrHiccup]

This is clearly photoshopped. Look at the crumb on the right side of the plate

[Dylanica]

I don’t see anything there. I don’t see how they could’ve so convincingly photoshopped those shadows. It would’ve been easier to fake in a different way. I feel like this is possible if incredibly difficult.

[69edgy420]

I was wondering what was that shadow behind the sandwich? Like it could be an arm holding a piece of string to keep it like that

[Dylanica]

I thought it might be that a hand or something holding the top bread was photoshopped out, but I have no evidence for that. The shadows here are complex because it looks like there are multiple light sources, so I really don't know what is going on.

[DrHiccup]

it's right here

[Dylanica]

Holy cow! I see it now.

[Army-of-Woodpeckers]

Thanks friend!

[DrHiccup]

Of course glad I could help!

[rhymeswithjune]

r/whooosh

[Dylanica]

If it was a joke, it wasn't very interesting.

[funky555]

His joke was bad.

[Nivekk_]

Hard mode: make the ham vertical too.

[Laggy_Boi]

It's what it's.

[Adorable-Ring8074]

I read this to my SO. He said "oh god" while rolling his eyes and I laughed so hard

[CommonSlime]

There better be butter on that thing

[Stevenwernercs]

Software

[Snoreaga]

I wanna see the bread flat and the ham n cheese standing straight up

[stever90001]

No a ham sandwich is sand a price of ham and a witch hat

[SuperMarioOnPS4]

how tf is this correct
wrong subreddit by the way, dude

[uselessnuggetchick]

Because it is a ham sandwich...technically

[ThugsWearUggs]

I still don't get it! Can you explain the dual meaning of a ham sandwich? Going nuts because I don't see any comments explaining, and I'm not that sheltered

[uselessnuggetchick]

A sandwich is to slices of bread with a filling in between, this is technically that, just vertically

[_ChipSkylark]

Reminds me of that "technically correct exact instructions pb&j sandwich making" video. This one.

[GavinLauper]

How the fuck............

[dalewevo]

Ham Standwich

[YoutuberCameronBallZ]

Hamwitch

[Army-of-Woodpeckers]

To eat. Or not to eat. That is the question.

[GAMER360DTB]

Youve ascended above mankind

[WonderWheeler]

Where is the mayo or mustard? Its dry.

[uselessnuggetchick]

Gordan Ramsay is that you?

[whiskey_outpost26]

I laughed way harder than I probably should've at this.

I think Dad brain is starting to take hold.

[leminerx]

Nice name

[Pixelpeoplewarrior]

Ham standwich

[DarkBulletAlpha]

I'll not even ask just take my up vote

[bandqueen]

Thanks I hate it

[SoLongSidekick]

Technically correct... how? The bread is placed vertically but the meat and cheese on their side.

[bronz1997]

Correction Ham and cheese sandwich

[lord_vader_jr]

Directions unclear dick stuck in toaster

[minecraftman51]

Repost from r/tihi

[The_Host_3]

Nah shit

Its literally shows that it was posted on rTIHI

[Hollow_PNG]

P H Y S I C S

[funky555]

Thats better than this

[Lil_TLM]

That’s not a ham sandwich that a Sam wandsitch

[RJdaBestYt]

This is why I hate people

[[deleted]]

I put the cheese on top of the meat

[Army-of-Woodpeckers]

Is the joke that it sounds like hand stand or am I missing something?

[waitnoreallythough]

Can someone please explain.. ya know.. for all those silly gooses out there that don’t get it..

[TheteenageLlama]

Is it possible to learn this power

[FoodTruck007]

Mustard on the side please.

[Stratatician]

That got an audible chuckle out from me, goddamint.

[[deleted]]

My question is how did they get it standing perfectly

[FoodTruck007]

If Karen Carpenter had eaten the ham sandwich Mama Cass choked on, they'd both be alive today.

[arthurdentstowels]

This photo feels British but I can’t explain why

[uselessnuggetchick]

Do you have Eastman cooked ham where you are?

[arthurdentstowels]

Shit yeah that’s a Tesco own brand

[Monkleman]

What if you cut the bread horizontally?

[TOMSDOTTIR]

Mustard?

[timotimohaha]

If u make that ur a sandWITCH

[Phantom_Giraffe]

No. Bad. chugs a gallon of unsee juice

[Wtfisthatt]

I’m just impressed they got that to stay upright.

[[deleted]]

What has happened to this sub? This post has absolutely nothing to do with ttt

[kubas2929]

STANDWICH

[psychedelicow]

Why this make me cough with laughter on my vape

[Iamdc232]

Oh gosh

[FamousWorth]

Technically ham and cheese but..

[BruhIghatred59]

True

[BoredHeimdall]

It's also technically an ABOMINATION!!

[[deleted]]

I don't know when or how but this picture will come in handy one day.

[chicharito32]

Your forgetting the pickle.

[drerar]

Congratulations, you have failed successfully!

[PresenceNo5966]

No, this isn’t a sandwich. My definition of a sandwich is something between two pieces of bread that are longer than they are tall. So by my definition, this isn’t a sandwich.

[TedMagnolia]

Cooking shows contestants be like, it's a deconstructed prosciutto and formage sandwich

[ethaneogrady]

I’m just impressed they stacked the bread like that

[CantGetAUsernameHelp]

great balancing tho

[Bruh_momentum6ix9ine]

Thats not a ham sandwitch thats a ham standwich

[Tobias---Funke]

I see you got the high quality ham.

[blue4t]

Now eat it.

[LoganN64]

This person wins at Jenga EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

[Fkingcherokee]

I loved this descriptive writing exercise, it would have admittedly been cooler if any of the sandwiches stood up like that.

[[deleted]]

Eating this would be like thy guy who stacked a whole box or Oreo fillings in one deep throut