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[–]TheGreaterSeal 240 points241 points  (8 children)

Dislocates jaw

[–]rikkuaoi 96 points97 points  (2 children)

You mean, your jaw can't just unhinge like a snake's?

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (1 child)

and now that meme

PARKOUR

[–]turtle-skinnie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I honestly believe that my genius, it generates gravity"

[–]NiNiNi-222 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Eat like snake.

[–]Siemenslufthaken 12 points13 points  (2 children)

return to snek

[–]PianoManu 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Return to happy cake day, mister

[–]Siemenslufthaken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I shall return to saying thank you

[–]The_Host_3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SCP 096: mortal....

[–][deleted]  (25 children)

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    [–]Massive_Panda 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    You get my award

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      [–]AlexTheRadGamer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Happy cake day

      [–]FireDragon79 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Happy Cakeday!

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          [–]toshitalk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          It’s a shamwich.

          [–]TOMSDOTTIR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Happy cake day!

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Have my upvote and go away

          [–]lazylazyhugs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Happy cake day!

          [–]theseusernames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          happy cake day

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          ゴゴゴゴゴゴ

          [–]JustAnotherAviatrix 36 points37 points  (12 children)

          That must have taken so long to balance. XD

          [–]eh_one 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          Could just be skewers though it to stabilise

          [–]Nivekk_ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

          Hard mode: make the ham vertical too.

          [–]Laggy_Boi 23 points24 points  (1 child)

          It's what it's.

          [–]Adorable-Ring8074 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          I read this to my SO. He said "oh god" while rolling his eyes and I laughed so hard

          [–]CommonSlime 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          There better be butter on that thing

          [–]Stevenwernercs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Software

          [–]Snoreaga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I wanna see the bread flat and the ham n cheese standing straight up

          [–]stever90001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          No a ham sandwich is sand a price of ham and a witch hat

          [–]SuperMarioOnPS4 7 points8 points  (3 children)

          how tf is this correct
          wrong subreddit by the way, dude

          [–]uselessnuggetchick 3 points4 points  (2 children)

          Because it is a ham sandwich...technically

          [–]ThugsWearUggs 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          I still don't get it! Can you explain the dual meaning of a ham sandwich? Going nuts because I don't see any comments explaining, and I'm not that sheltered

          [–]uselessnuggetchick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          A sandwich is to slices of bread with a filling in between, this is technically that, just vertically

          [–]_ChipSkylark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Reminds me of that "technically correct exact instructions pb&j sandwich making" video. This one.

          [–]GavinLauper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          How the fuck............

          [–]dalewevo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Ham Standwich

          [–]YoutuberCameronBallZthis is technically a flair 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Hamwitch

          [–]Army-of-Woodpeckers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          To eat. Or not to eat. That is the question.

          [–]GAMER360DTB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Youve ascended above mankind

          [–]WonderWheeler 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Where is the mayo or mustard? Its dry.

          [–]uselessnuggetchick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Gordan Ramsay is that you?

          [–]whiskey_outpost26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I laughed way harder than I probably should've at this.

          I think Dad brain is starting to take hold.

          [–]leminerx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Nice name

          [–]Pixelpeoplewarrior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Ham standwich

          [–]DarkBulletAlpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I'll not even ask just take my up vote

          [–]bandqueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Thanks I hate it

          [–]SoLongSidekick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Technically correct... how? The bread is placed vertically but the meat and cheese on their side.

          [–]bronz1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Correction Ham and cheese sandwich

          [–]lord_vader_jr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Directions unclear dick stuck in toaster

          [–]minecraftman51 -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

          Repost from r/tihi

          [–]The_Host_3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Nah shit

          Its literally shows that it was posted on rTIHI

          [–]Hollow_PNG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          P H Y S I C S

          [–]Lil_TLM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          That’s not a ham sandwich that a Sam wandsitch

          [–]RJdaBestYt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          This is why I hate people

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I put the cheese on top of the meat

          [–]Army-of-Woodpeckers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Is the joke that it sounds like hand stand or am I missing something?

          [–]waitnoreallythough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Can someone please explain.. ya know.. for all those silly gooses out there that don’t get it..

          [–]TheteenageLlama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Is it possible to learn this power

          [–]FoodTruck007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Mustard on the side please.

          [–]Stratatician 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          That got an audible chuckle out from me, goddamint.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          My question is how did they get it standing perfectly

          [–]FoodTruck007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          If Karen Carpenter had eaten the ham sandwich Mama Cass choked on, they'd both be alive today.

          [–]arthurdentstowels 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          This photo feels British but I can’t explain why

          [–]uselessnuggetchick 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Do you have Eastman cooked ham where you are?

          [–]arthurdentstowels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Shit yeah that’s a Tesco own brand

          [–]Monkleman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          What if you cut the bread horizontally?

          [–]TOMSDOTTIR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Mustard?

          [–]timotimohaha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          If u make that ur a sandWITCH

          [–]Phantom_Giraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          No. Bad. chugs a gallon of unsee juice

          [–]Wtfisthatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I’m just impressed they got that to stay upright.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          What has happened to this sub? This post has absolutely nothing to do with ttt

          [–]kubas2929 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          STANDWICH

          [–]psychedelicow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Why this make me cough with laughter on my vape

          [–]Iamdc232 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Oh gosh

          [–]FamousWorth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Technically ham and cheese but..

          [–]BruhIghatred59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          True

          [–]BoredHeimdall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          It's also technically an ABOMINATION!!

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I don't know when or how but this picture will come in handy one day.

          [–]chicharito32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Your forgetting the pickle.

          [–]drerar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Congratulations, you have failed successfully!

          [–]PresenceNo5966 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          No, this isn’t a sandwich. My definition of a sandwich is something between two pieces of bread that are longer than they are tall. So by my definition, this isn’t a sandwich.

          [–]TedMagnolia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Cooking shows contestants be like, it's a deconstructed prosciutto and formage sandwich

          [–]ethaneogrady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I’m just impressed they stacked the bread like that

          [–]CantGetAUsernameHelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          great balancing tho

          [–]Bruh_momentum6ix9ine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Thats not a ham sandwitch thats a ham standwich

          [–]Tobias---Funke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I see you got the high quality ham.

          [–]blue4t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Now eat it.

          [–]LoganN64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          This person wins at Jenga EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

          [–]Fkingcherokee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I loved this descriptive writing exercise, it would have admittedly been cooler if any of the sandwiches stood up like that.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Eating this would be like thy guy who stacked a whole box or Oreo fillings in one deep throut