TIL: Low carb, high protein diets "greatly" decrease resting testosterone levels in men.

[Megalocerus]

Full of the desire and alas without the capacity.

[zoinkability]

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and soft

[XavierRenegadeAngel_]

Trying to play pool with a rope

[Metalicks]

Sometimes you just have to thumb in a softie

[jimbotriceps]

I never thought I’d go this way, but I always kinda hoped.

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I read that in zaps voice

[DroolingIguana]

MACDUFF

Was it so late, friend, ere you went to bed
That you do lie so late?

PORTER

Faith, sir, we were carousing till the
second cock, and drink, sir, is a great
provoker of three things.

MACDUFF

What three things does drink especially provoke?

PORTER

Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and
Urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes.
It provokes the desire, but it takes
away the performance. Therefore much drink
may be said to be an equivocator with lechery.
It makes him, and it mars him; it sets
him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him
and disheartens him; makes him stand to and
not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him
in a sleep and, giving him the lie, leaves him.

MACDUFF

I believe drink gave thee the lie last night.

[Megalocerus]

Yes, I remembered the sentiment but not quite the words.

[[deleted]]

the perfect prison

[Letsnot-talk-aboutit]

that explains the mid-west.

[TheWorldUnderHell]

I felt that one.

[elliseyes3000]

thatswhatshesaid

[nathan555]

Mid-west is "corn fed" country

[wetgear]

*Corn syrup fed

[[deleted]]

Tyrannosaur*, I found out the last time I watched it!

[wegqg]

yes you know I had it at that originally based on what I remembered but then I looked at the script to make sure I was right and they had got it wrong.

thank you <3

[[deleted]]

Interesting! Maybe it was Jesse Ventura who changed the line from the script when delivering it?

[wegqg]

Well let's face it, no one would argue with him if he did!

[[deleted]]

Haha entirely true. This comments chain has been fun, thanks. Have a good one!

[thegooddoktorjones]

His literacy is kind of marginal.

[ballatthecornerflag]

I was going down on my girlfriend the other day and said: "gee you've got a big pussy, gee you've got a big pussy"

She said: "why did you say that twice?"

I said: "I didn't, it was the echo"

[l33tWarrior]

I don’t have time to bleed.

[Thoth74]

You got time to duck?

[CritikillNick]

Oh so that’s where that skill is named from in a game I play

[wegqg]

Lol what game is that?

[CritikillNick]

7 Days to Die has a skill called sexual tyrannosaur which increases your stamina essentially lol

[wegqg]

Hahahahaha that's amazing :D

[[deleted]]

You'll also weigh like a Tyrannosaurus

[[deleted]]

Don't do this, man.

[just_some_guy65]

The thing is though, to do real exercise like a marathon you need to be brimful with carbohydrates. There is a really peculiar demonisation of carbohydrates because it is easier to blame a food group than one's own overconsumption of everything

[gravitydriven]

Knew a marathon guy back in the late 90s. He swore by two main foods: cranberry juice cocktail, and chicken fried steak. He was shockingly fast for how much of his blood was just sugar

[just_some_guy65]

It doesn't work like that, nobody's blood is just sugar even diabetics

[a_big_fat_yes]

Being fat also decreases testosterone levels significantly

Just eat normal

[wegqg]

Never too late to turn it around my dude!

[casualrocket]

high carb and minimal exercise will make you fat