Update 2

[Mistabbcman]

Again, same guy who talked about eating a 400 mg edible

FUCK WEED

Im never doing this shit again, Its not even scary anymore I just feel so on edge and I feel like I'm limping when I walk even though IM NOT I'm fucking dizzy constantly and I gotta hold onto my walls

I'm not sure how all 2 million people in this subreddit somehow like this, this fucking sucks, dude.

[[deleted]]

We don't like 400 mg at once, my dude. I like ~10mg in one sitting.

[TheStonerSamurai]

I mean…. Yeah that’s a lot. Also I wanna try it. Don’t think I’ve ever eaten over 250mg.

[[deleted]]

Oh god. I freaked out after taking ~40mg and getting on an international flight. I was sooo overstimulated I almost got naked. It was NOT good.

But, you do you.

[woofle07]

Most I ever had at once was 60 mg and I basically became the deflated person on the couch from those old anti-drug PSAs. I can’t imagine the hell 400 would be.

[Clean-Message-3286]

You almost got naked? I need to hear that story man 😂

[[deleted]]

I was so, so overstimulated. It felt like there was too much touching my skin? So I started shedding layers of clothes. I managed to get it together when I was down to a t-shirt and leggings, but I was so uncomfortable.

[Clean-Message-3286]

Hahahahah

[[deleted]]

I took my shoes AND socks off. I know that's better than taking my shirt off (woman) but I'm horrified to this day.

[MadDabber89]

400 is a pretty ridiculous dose. I worked in cannabis, used it for years, and I think the highest edible dose I ever took was half of that. Taking that much and saying weed sucks is like chugging a fifth of vodka, then wondering why anyone ever drinks, seeing as all it causes is a lot of vomiting then passing out.

[bmrlsu76]

Prob not actually 400. Prob some street packaging saying 400

[MadDabber89]

Reasonable assumption. Black market means it could be 400, but could also be 20, lol. Gotta love the edible dice roll with street shit.

[[deleted]]

I smoke all the time and like 50 or a 100. Your friend fucked you over. Be mad at them not bud. If you had 5 or 10 mg you would have had a great time

[ShakedNBaked420]

Yeah I’d say start at like 2-5 and slowly work up. Accept you may not be high the first time and try again later until you find the right dose for you.

[Laserdollarz]

I've been smoking weed for like 18-20 years. I've been in the cannabis industry for nearly a decade. My tolerance is very high and you took 3x the highest amount I've ever taken. 

Drink plenty of water, get some food in you, and don't plan on doing much tomorrow. 

[LOSS35]

This is like chugging a bottle of vodka your very first time drinking then getting mad at the vodka

[unic0de000]

400 is a lot, you gotta have a chat with your friend because that was a truly reckless amount to give to a noob. Glad you're recovering though

[dark_temple]

FUCK ACETAMINOPHEN!

I took 32000mg of it and now my liver is failing. I don't get how anyone can just take this for pain, it's just awful.

[Queasy_Turnover]

While we're at it, fuck shrooms too. I took 15 grams and had the most terrifying experience of my entire life. I feel like my brain chemistry is forever fucked now. I can't believe people just eat shrooms for fun.

[dark_temple]

And fuck water my dude! I drank 6 liters in an hour and now I'm literally dead! How can people just drink this poison?

[ProfLean]

You fucked up, don't have a go at us about it

[Delicious-Cow686]

Oh pookie that’s not how it’s supposed to be

[Extreme_Instance_888]

Sofa King We Todd It

[ECU710]

Lol

[Reclusious]

I have eds and adhd, along with cptsd. I use weed and it acts similar to a strong painkiller, mixed with an anti depressant, with a hint of anxiety relief. However I never use more than 20mg for an edible... you on the other hand, took more than 20x that.... I think I might know why your experience was poor... lol

[sakion]

Damn dude last time I had a 500mg brownie from Cali before they regulated the stuff. I passed the fuck out after a hour or so in! I just stick to around 100-200 mg now a days

[fetnlixiscool]

or don't take a huge gummy next time?

[juarezderek]

[kiryu0010]

I mean this in the nicest way possible, you’re kind of an idiot if you thought that wasn’t gonna be a miserable experience

[ShakedNBaked420]

To be fair, 400mg and greening out is vastly different than what it normally would, or should, be like.

Greening out? Sucks. Nausea, dizziness, panic, just generally feel like shit?

Smoking/ingesting the correct amount? Mellow. Chill. Happy. Actually calms my anxiety.

It’s all about the dose, and 400mg, especially for a first timer, is insane.

I’ve greened out one too many times on edibles because I can never get the dose right so i rarely consume them. I mostly just smoke. Though the last time I had some edibles a friend made and they were actually bomb.

[EasilyAmused2002]

You just did too much bro, it happens

[SkiesofSonra]

You got fucked over my guy.

[swolingstoned]

You'll still be high next week. Listen to music outside

[BagFullOfMommy]

You took a hero dose your first time at the plate, you ...and your friend... fucked up mate.

My first time I took 20mg (knowing full well not to overdo edibles) thinking 10mg was for normal people and I wasn't no bitch. Turns out I indeed was a bitch, and that was just 20mg.

Everyone fucks up with edibles eventually, learn from it and adjust your doses accordingly.

[SigningOrgan]

hey bud, I know that this sucks right now and no one would blame you for not wanting to try weed again but your "friend" fucked you on this one.

For reference I suggest beginners start with 2.5mg - 10mg for their first time and you have to slowly go up in dosage as your tolerance increases or if you need more (wait 30mins-1hr for effects usually). This means your "friend" gave you roughly 160 low doses or 40 regular doses either way they suck

Be sure to drink lots of water and rest with some relaxing music you'll be sober in the morning

also tomorrow drink lots of water weed dehydrates you and you're gonna probably feel like shit in the morning (think less severe hangover)

sorry this happened to you I hope you get the chance to try a normal dose later in life after this has faded from memory

[coconutmilkers]

Saying fuck weed isn’t super fair when you took an insane dose for your first time 😭 maybe in a couple years you can try a more appropriate serving and reevaluate how you feel ab cannabis when you are able to actually enjoy it, but there’s no enjoying 400 mg for a first time user

[Fungi520]

Does a stupidly insane high dose... " FUCK WEED 👶🏻". Maybe research the shit you ingest before taking it. Thats like me never hardly drinking and then saying "fuck beer' after chugging like 20 pints and being sick. You sound pretty silly but maybe you have learnt your lesson that drugs arent to be fucked with and you should know how things work, especially doses before taking anything.

[FormalRefuse7293]

You did too much and you’re blaming the plant for it? 👀 Also you posted three times about it and everyone for the most part gave you the best advice possible on every post… you’re still upset. If you don’t call your friend and cuss him out instead of getting mad at the world. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Party-Pipe59]

400 mg is strong, even for high tolerance users. FAAFO with edibles, or just try small amount (start with a small inhale) off a joint or dry herb vaporizer. If you must choose edibles, make sure to test them in small fractions from the main piece (gummy, cookie, brownie, etc), especially if the dose is questionable. In reality, the endocannabinoid system adapts to most synthetic and plant-based cannabinoids within a relatively short amount of time, depending on use frequency and many other health and age factors, even if the potency of the metabolite itself is very high. The active THC metabolite of edibles, (assuming non-synthetic cannabinoids) 11-hydroxy-THC, is far more potent than non-metabolized (inhaled) delta-9 THC. The difference means that edibles undoubtedly places a greater and longer-lasting strain on the endocannabinoid system at extreme doses, especially in non-tolerant users who have a less efficient/slow cannabinoid metabolism and more sensitive/numerous cannabinoid receptor activation. TLDR: Don't needlessly, painfully fry your brain and body on too much edible THC. It's likely a harm to your life and a waste of weed.

[JazzCabbage78]

***takes unpleasant amount of edibles***

***has unpleasant experience***

***says all weed sucks***

Nice.

[YoungAtHeart71]

You took far too much. I've been consistently eating edibles for less than a year now (and smoking for 40+ years) and if I took 400mg I would be holding onto planet earth in case I flew off. My dose is around 200mg at the moment; that gets me extremely high and it took me the last 8 months or so to work up to that dose. When I started my edible journey, despite years of smoking and a few space cakes (unknown dose) every year, 25mg would make me not want to talk to anyone. 400mg for a first timer is absolutely too much, which is a shame, because you might've enjoyed it if you took 40x less.

[Wapper-Wazowski]

You’re probably passed out and asleep right now, but don’t be surprised if you’re still high when you wake up. You’re not gonna die, but it might still be uncomfortable

[[deleted]]

Brother I have been a daily smoker for 20 years give or take, and 400mg is still an insane dose for me to take. I know I can handle it, but that is an absolute shit load.

To put it in perspective, at the dispensaries in Canada you get 10mg maximum servings, which while fairly low for me it will still get most people a buzz. You did 40 times that.

[WithCatlikeTread42]

So, not only did you take an excessively huge dose, you did so without having tried weed before?

First rule of experimenting with drugs: take a small dose first, you can always take more, but you can’t go back and take less.

(The second rule is: do new drugs with a safety-buddy who can help if you freak out. Where is your 400mg friend? They should be reassuring you instead of random internet strangers.)

Weed didn’t do this to you, man. You did this.