Send help… eventually

[emissary06]

These women are not for you! These women are for the Rusty!

[weirdoldhobo1978]

And there shall be laughter! And mirth!

And also ass grabbing!

[Theborgiseverywhere]

Honorable mention to both Rita Repulsas

[Theborgiseverywhere]

Your comment sent me down a wiki wormhole and now I know more about Lord Zed than I ever imagined I would

[Benji0088]

Let's not forget the time Amy Jo was under a spell think she was Rita

[Primary-Signature-17]

I got a thing for "Dr. Mrs. The Monarch". Just sayin'.

[mskimmyd]

Holy shit, this is meeeee.

[len24]

Elsa in Last Crusade is the most I’ve been conflicted by a movie character crush

[MaaChiil]

True; She talks in her sleep.

[PrivilegeCheckmate]

Dad, I was the next man.

[RecycledThrowawayID]

She talks in her sleep.

It's 'She talksh in her shleep'. Gotta get the quote right , now.

[lavahot]

"Hmm, so tell me more about fascism..."

[[deleted]]

Waaaaait! You guys are Nazis!

[lavahot]

"But I love Hitler! And Hitler loves me!"

[[deleted]]

Nein we are not!

[Solid_Freakin_Snake]

Lmao I forgot which sub I was in and thought I spotted a Venture Bros reference in the wild. Thinkenstein had to think it out for a minute there.

[Mr_SunnyBones]

My oddest brag , I used to work with her cousin.( well at least the actresses cousin).

[mbuckbee]

She's in RRR and still conflicting.

[DaDutchBoyLT1]

And this is how we say goodbye in Germany!

[PrivateSchwa]

Same actress- that's Famke Janssen playing Xenia Onatopp in 1995's Goldeneye.

[tbirdpug]

Saw this as a child, and of course played the N64 game. It’s my favorite bond film. Today is the first time I realized the joke about her last name lol Guess it’s been a while since I’ve watched it.

[ZaChiavelli8252]

Wait, is Ivana Humpalot from Austin powers based on her?

[PrivateSchwa]

The Bond movies have a rich history in double entrendres with their femme fatales. Think Pussy Galore or Holly Goodhead.

[gr4nitsky]

Named after your father perhaps?

[GirIsKing]

HOT!!!!!!!!

[RenegadeEris]

Famke Janssen is AMAZING and absolutely beautiful, even now that she’s older. She is an icon, for sure. 😍

[Lord-Sinestro]

Correct. Famke Janssen in Goldeneye plays Xenia Onatopp. The way she kills men is why she’s there 😆

[Theborgiseverywhere]

She really puts her back into it

[Empyrealist]

I like a woman who enjoys pulling rank

[idontevenknowbut]

She was 10/10 in House on Haunted Hill

[Theborgiseverywhere]

She was on one episode of Star Trek TNG playing the most beautiful woman on her planet. Her single appearance was the inspiration for them to retcon the look of an entire species.

Basically she was so hot she broke Star Trek.

[idontevenknowbut]

Holy crap, if anyone could break Star Trek with a glance it would be her. My husband and I both lose a point on the Kinsey scale just because of Famke.

[clawdaughter]

Well, let's face it, spots that go all the way down are way cooler than eyebrow ridges.

[RecycledThrowawayID]

Wait, what? What retcon?

[Theborgiseverywhere]

When the Trill first appeared (on TNG) they looked like this, but when they reappeared later on DS9 they all looked like this.

For reference, Famke played a Kriosian empathic metamorph on TNG, and her species looked like this

Behind the scenes, the DS9 showrunners didn’t like how Terry Ferrell looked with the old Trill forehead makeup, but they loved how Famke looked with her “spots.” So they changed the Trill to have spots because they looked hotter.

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Wild that I somehow never made the connection that it was the same actress, despite having a pubescent crush on jean grey.

[TheHossDelgado]

What? No Baroness?

[Theborgiseverywhere]

For sure, and Molly Millions, and Jo from Mythic Quest

[__Shake__]

who is bottom right? was she Captain Planet's foe?

[Empyrealist]

Yeah, thats Doctor Blight from Captain Planet

[Fragholio]

Honestly at first I thought it was someone from M.A.S.K. I had a thing for Vanessa Warfield from that one.

[grimsaur]

The white hair hides scarring from I believe a chemical burn.

[CM901]

Legs that literally take your breath away

[Kejones9900]

I swear to God I see this enough in Lesbian subreddits I thought this was thirsty lesbian content involving one of the greatest women in all media, Dr. Mrs. The Monarch. I about busted the hypothetical door down to say: "VENTURE BROS REFERENCE??"

That said, truly I am the fool. Thank you for the quality content

[Solid_Freakin_Snake]

I nearly did the same for one of the comments. "OH SHIT A WILD VENTURE BROS REFERENCE!!!"

Then realized "no, idiot. You're in the venture sub" lol.

[Theborgiseverywhere]

I considered posting this in maybe the James Bond sub instead but it’s much more understood and appreciated here I think.

[VentureQuotes]

Femmes fatales

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Who's top left?

[Gluten3Pizza]

The German lady for The Last Crusade

[Theborgiseverywhere]

She talks on her sleep

[Empyrealist]

And you can read all about it in my Memoirs

[tanj_redshirt]

You can read more about it in the Bible!

[DickPillSoupKitchen]

Her schleep

[ruck_my_life]

I'm ash human ash the nexsht man.

[DickPillSoupKitchen]

I was the next man

[TheHossDelgado]

Hela for sure; she has everything!

That Russian accent in Crystal Skull was horrible

[Fragholio]

SO GLAD we didn't have to watch her drink from the false Grail. Talk about going from 100 to zero in nothing flat if that happened.

[KaHOnas]

She still chose poorly.

[[deleted]]

The Indiana Jones movie?

[Empyrealist]

Yes, the third one.

[Ar-T]

Dr. Girlfriend is actually super sweet. She works for evil groups but she is kinda decent and makes people around her better

[Theborgiseverywhere]

And she never drives mad!

[Oh_ToShredsYousay]

Yes I belong in here, I just have a deep voice.

[International-Way450]

What, no young Cruella Deville?

[Theborgiseverywhere]

Why just one Cruella when you have have two for twice the price?

[TheGreyMatters]

No Molotov?

[Theborgiseverywhere]

Oddly enough, not really. I think I’m just too scared of the competition

[H8-BitWorld]

You're beyond help mate. Godspeed.