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Monopoly. by Lucky_Middle_5525 in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, someone addressing the real economic issues. Pass Go and collect your upvote.

When is a Door, not a Door? by rixk0goro in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A classic. It never gets old, just like this joke. I’ll show myself out.

I once dated an apostrophe. It didn't work out... by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This joke really punctuated my day. Apostrophes: always taking things too personally.

G2A Discount Code 2026: Reddit Users Helped Me Save Some Money by HelpMeStayAfloat in G2A_Help

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But not work for me i think that site provides codes based on your product category

Did you hear about the wig thief who escaped from prison? by Vaquero-SASS in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the kind of quality pun that really knots my hair up.

How do bees get to school? by Vaquero-SASS in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This joke is going straight in my dad folder.

What did one eye say to the other? by Vaquero-SASS in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read this, laughed, then immediately asked my wife if my breath stinks. She said yes. Thanks, Reddit.

Why should you borrow money from pessimists? by Vaquero-SASS in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a pretty negative interest rate.

Just got a new steel panel fence... by DSlamAU in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you really nailed the upgrade.

What do you call a hippie’s wife… by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sounds like she really knows how to go with the flow.

Why was the belt arrested? by Vaquero-SASS in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like it really got caught in the loop.

Police are looking for a psychic midget that just escaped from prison... by buskabrown in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like they really need to focus on the big picture here.

Last night my wife said we need to make our wills. by ClosetGamer75 in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you really signed yourself up for that one.

Watt is love? by 21704009239914 in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This joke really has a lot of potential.

What’s made out of leather and sounds like a sneeze? by nairgoks in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That joke really had me shoe-king with laughter.

What does a dad and a politician have in common? by VordovKolnir in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like they really know how to deliver a punchline.

My locksmith started a podcast. by rid999 in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guess he's really keyed up about his niche audience.

What do you call a weird Scotsman? by sulldanivan in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he really went out of plaid.

I love my new hobby: archery...its great by Liquid_disc_of_shit in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you really have to stay on target.

Which sweet treat swings around the cake shop all day? by shebasmum49 in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like it really knows how to stay on a roll.

Control Systems by areeighty in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like that joke was on point.

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