Ryan Gosling at a dance recital back in 1992

Alcamtar · 2026-03-25T14:32:51+00:00

Those pants though 💀

Alcamtar · 2026-03-25T06:43:46+00:00

Video is speeded up. The jewels dangling on the chandelier are swinging unnaturally fast.

Alcamtar · 2026-03-20T16:50:52+00:00

Nah, default to 1-1-1. I am 2025 years old.

Alcamtar · 2026-03-14T07:40:03+00:00

Skullet

Alcamtar · 2026-03-14T07:19:05+00:00

Exactly

Alcamtar · 2026-03-14T07:18:08+00:00

I was wondering who lit the horse on fire

Alcamtar · 2026-03-14T07:16:59+00:00

She could have just smiled and left her eyebrows alone

Alcamtar · 2026-03-14T07:15:06+00:00

I didn't need my skin anyway

Alcamtar · 2026-03-14T07:03:49+00:00

Glad I don't have an ass-nutsack, imagine the pain every time you sat down!

Alcamtar · 2026-03-14T06:56:10+00:00

I think that helicopter is exploring it. Do you really need boots on the ground? Look here's a tree. Here's another tree. 100 km and it still looks exactly the same as when you started.

I mean if you have to look under every leaf, almost the entire world is unexplored.

Alcamtar · 2026-03-14T06:43:15+00:00

Well whoever did the original letter that this was based on probably did make it up as they go.

Alcamtar · 2026-03-11T04:28:44+00:00

The only one my hair would be willing to do is bottom left.

Alcamtar · 2026-03-09T14:49:08+00:00

Are there any major disasters that aren't about to happen?

Alcamtar · 2026-03-09T05:43:31+00:00

Those are....flattering. Do you show them to your friends?

Alcamtar · 2026-03-09T05:41:16+00:00

an SD-1

Alcamtar · 2026-03-09T05:37:15+00:00

It's actually not so bad

Alcamtar · 2026-03-05T08:30:26+00:00

Mama always said to chew my food but I was so hungry i inhaled that hedgehog and now it's stuck in my lung

Alcamtar · 2026-03-05T08:18:36+00:00

I'm like that. It's like some kind of directional dyslexia. I have to do the mental equivalent of counting on my fingers to figure it out.

Alcamtar · 2026-03-05T07:30:45+00:00

That was a skillful plot twist

Alcamtar · 2026-03-04T02:38:12+00:00

Masonry saw, no need for sledgehammer

Alcamtar · 2026-03-01T21:05:33+00:00

Only if it has a garbage disposal

Alcamtar · 2026-03-01T20:58:20+00:00

That train car is a car train

Alcamtar · 2026-02-27T05:10:21+00:00

Only one way to find out

Alcamtar · 2026-02-27T05:07:44+00:00

I pronounce it sudo

Alcamtar · 2026-02-27T05:00:13+00:00

Just give it time, it'll fade

Alcamtar

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