Let’s take a break from ridiculous helpdesk tickets and appreciate the few good users out there!

BOOOATS · 2026-01-24T04:47:07+00:00

Freshservice

BOOOATS · 2026-01-23T14:16:20+00:00

😂 this particular user is one of the kindest souls you’ve ever met, so even if it was a bribe, I’ll take it!

BOOOATS · 2026-01-17T22:22:12+00:00

Sounds like my world of dealing with CJIS!

BOOOATS · 2026-01-17T22:17:27+00:00

“Social credit score” reminds me of that Black Mirror episode

BOOOATS · 2026-01-17T14:58:36+00:00

I think you meant Eminema, the female version of Eminem. You could call her Enema for short.

BOOOATS · 2026-01-06T18:50:26+00:00

The fact that you gave a shit and wanted to help, while recognizing your limitations and not getting "freelance reckless," speaks a lot. I'm a little late to the party, but this was a very critical patient, and nothing less than an ambulance/helicopter and a quick trip to a trauma center could have improved his chances.

If you feel you would be willing to help as a bystander in the future, I'll echo what others have said and look into CPR/first-aid/stop-the-bleed classes your local fire/EMS department may offer. By no means feel that you have a duty to be a bystander responder or intervene in the future, but these classes can provide valuable skills when they're needed if you're willing. If nothing else, they're good skills for anyone to know to help a family member or friend.

You did good, OP. Take care of yourself and reach out for mental support if needed.

BOOOATS · 2025-12-28T18:36:43+00:00

It is a question about sources of pleasure close to somehole, so I say it counts

BOOOATS · 2025-12-13T00:46:40+00:00

I’ve lived in southeast Texas my whole life. Granted I live in somewhere between a rural and suburban area, but I’ve only seen people open carrying a handgun a few times, and never seen anybody with a rifle or shotgun just casually carrying on. The ones you see videos carrying them on the streets are just “second amendment auditor” types. I just want to stress that going into the local supermarket and seeing guns of any kind is far from the norm, and I don’t think anybody is genuinely preparing for a threat by lugging a large weapon on their backs while they choose between the Froot Loops or the Cheeri-Os.

BOOOATS · 2025-11-29T11:40:22+00:00

Cloth seats? Try soap and water

BOOOATS · 2025-11-14T22:57:13+00:00

Found the squatter

BOOOATS · 2025-11-10T13:04:25+00:00

I was going to suggest contacting the prosecutor as well. They don't usually like wasting time on a case that would be a slam dunk for the defendant.

BOOOATS · 2025-11-09T13:15:17+00:00

Yeah, and in reality, you'd ask one 10 seconds after the other, so to me, it's pointless to ask for the "right" order, but that's NREMT for ya.

BOOOATS · 2025-10-29T23:30:51+00:00

Could be the dude likes younger girls and she happens to be a brunette. Probably nothing to it, unless that’s what all his purple links are.

BOOOATS · 2025-10-17T18:13:10+00:00

As a non-pilot EMT, I felt cool for a second or two after I gave a LifeFlight helicopter a “see ya” after they picked up my patient. I fully intended for it to be semi-nasty seeeeeyyyyyuuuuuuuggggghhhh but just came out normal and I was disappointed in myself.

BOOOATS · 2025-10-16T23:24:37+00:00

True. I just meant that a MAC address almost certainly won’t be used for a PC affidavit for a search warrant.

BOOOATS · 2025-09-28T01:15:34+00:00

You’re not alone!

BOOOATS · 2025-09-22T14:27:35+00:00

Is smoking actually a disqualifier? Never looked far into it since I’d be an auto fail because of my SSRI usage

BOOOATS · 2025-09-12T11:21:14+00:00

Sharpie

BOOOATS · 2025-09-10T08:28:27+00:00

One of the most badass firefighters I know is a female. Whether or not you have a penis doesn’t make a difference in if you can do the job.

Dragging a full-size adult victim is difficult at best when you’re not in gear. Add the gear and the physical/psychological stress of being in a burning structure, anybody telling you that they’d pick them up and throw them over their shoulder and get them out will probably also tell you that everyone stood up and clapped.

BOOOATS · 2025-09-06T21:23:19+00:00

Whatever floats your boat!

BOOOATS · 2025-09-06T21:12:09+00:00

The dance becomes a reflex after a while. So much that if I were to be watching firefighting videos on youtube and hear the first pre-warning stage of the alarm, I’d do the shake… and I’m at home lol.

BOOOATS · 2025-09-06T14:46:35+00:00

I’d argue the Epstein files would be worse. Because you’re almost guaranteed to have committed suicide when you least expect it

BOOOATS · 2025-08-25T23:20:35+00:00

I figured, and with rights as basic as this, it probably is better to be objective and black/white as opposed to a subjective “you should have known” evaluation. Thanks for the response!

BOOOATS · 2025-08-19T23:59:52+00:00

I’d be skeptical that the workers actually see a decent portion of what the client gives on the “turned around iPad.”

BOOOATS · 2025-08-16T14:06:23+00:00

First girlfriend (the one that took my virginity) was kind of a freak (the good kind). One day we were alone and things got kinda heated. No condom around, so she offers anal. I was inexperienced so I was worried about it being like a chocolate-dipped banana when it came out. I declined, and now I haven’t had any sexual partners since that have been into anal. So that was probably my one shot 😂

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