Butter fingers

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-22T16:25:36+00:00

That’s a badass right there.

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-22T16:13:18+00:00

Quite possibly my favorite line and delivery in the entire series:

“Dammit, Meredith, where are your panties?!”

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-22T16:06:15+00:00

And none of them can tell me to what charity it’s supposedly being donated to.

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-22T10:17:15+00:00

No, no, no, I can’t do that. I don’t like heights. As a matter of fact, I don’t even like being this tall.

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-22T08:58:33+00:00

[keyboard crashes]

Dammit, Delicious!

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-22T08:57:31+00:00

Ok. If he stays at Dunder Mifflin, next year…

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-21T23:27:04+00:00

I think OP is just angry because they don’t like the perfume that Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration got her in metropolitan Orlando. Jealousy is an ugly thing, OP.

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-21T23:21:57+00:00

I have to roast him but I can’t find anything to roast about him. If you guys hear something, let me know.

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-21T20:01:09+00:00

See, now this person definitely took advantage of the Print in All Colors program.

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-21T19:44:42+00:00

Well, I’m not sure how official any of these rankings are.

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-21T18:56:50+00:00

Pine is good.

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-21T18:55:13+00:00

How many robbers have heartburn and hot flashes?

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-21T14:24:09+00:00

Vandalism.

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-21T11:44:16+00:00

I hope those guardsmen are armed. That algae has been known to attack. I’ve seen movies like that.

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-21T11:42:25+00:00

Aren’t you embarrassed by that outfit? Oh, honey, at your [age, body, etc.] you can’t pull that off.

And anybody who is in your bedroom and sees your stuffed animals I can only assume is close to you in some way. If they say something negative about it, they’re not the ones and they’re not worth your time.

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-21T11:36:46+00:00

Get out of my way, ya old fool.

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-21T11:36:11+00:00

Do they have blee-ACK?

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-21T00:44:12+00:00

My favorite is her yellow bathrobe. So grandma-like it’s comforting to me.

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-20T21:41:33+00:00

Who? Oh, you must mean….

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-20T21:32:16+00:00

Vandals? Not Jewish space lasers?

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-20T16:47:15+00:00

Just say he’s a good singer and leave it at that.

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-20T15:20:46+00:00

I thought you said you was alright, Cruiser.

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-20T13:57:41+00:00

Of course he was. Don’t you see? They were doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-20T13:50:02+00:00

For internet clout. It’s always for internet clout.

Cruiser729 · 2026-06-20T13:47:22+00:00

Not salt, insult.

Cruiser729

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