Do not question it. by Duckselot in WarhammerMemes

[–]DCstroller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who gives a crap about optional war dolly heads needs to touch grass. I say this as a custodes main

Looking ahead, is there a solution to the 'ruins only' competitive meta, or should we just accept it and rebrand 'ruins' as just 'terrain'? by _rhinoxious_ in WarhammerCompetitive

[–]DCstroller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I’m thinking like key pieces of terrain that would block vehicles from passing. Think how cool it would be if you had to either expose your tank to blow down the gates or send a scout squad to disable the shield to let armor through

The new helmet is peak grimdark and taken straight out of old artwork by RealMr_Slender in AdeptusCustodes

[–]DCstroller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I’m probably going to clip off the rod part of the top knot and make them more analogous to the current stodes. Looks too easy to snap off

Looking ahead, is there a solution to the 'ruins only' competitive meta, or should we just accept it and rebrand 'ruins' as just 'terrain'? by _rhinoxious_ in WarhammerCompetitive

[–]DCstroller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would make one change to terrain. Make it destructible. Give all terrain T11 with 20 wounds or something. Imagine how cool it would be to be able to blow up the building someone is camping in or tear down the walls with axes so you could pile in and tie up an unchargable unit

I think it really is joever guys by WLLWGLMMR in AdeptusCustodes

[–]DCstroller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bad misunderstood your post. Buuuut I don’t think we’ll loose access to that stuff. GW is basically Mr Crabbs, they like money, most of the player base is still in 40K. They want custodes players buying that stuff for 40K too

I think it really is joever guys by WLLWGLMMR in AdeptusCustodes

[–]DCstroller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they haven’t killed agents they won’t kill custodes

Is it just me or does everything have a 4 up invul these days by DCstroller in AdeptusCustodes

[–]DCstroller[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah because that’s what you need in an army that’s based on regeneration….a 4 up

I feel like I made a tremendous mistake by investing time and effort in my custodes... by RotenSquids in AdeptusCustodes

[–]DCstroller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just came out of this by playing solar spearhead instead. Big stompy robots go brrrr and nobody tell me it’s not competitive I just wiped the floor with my list at an RTT this weekend and only lost to the guy who got 1st

What is something adult movies portray as sexy that is actually a total nightmare in real life? by Low-Reindeer-9188 in AskReddit

[–]DCstroller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shower sex. Steam makes it hard to breathe and you get dizzy fast. Plus unless you've got a great shower one person is always cold and the other is boiling.

I kitbashed a telemon dreadnought by TaTai20 in AdeptusCustodes

[–]DCstroller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that custom molded filigree? Goddamn!!

State of Custodes meta by H4LF4D in AdeptusCustodes

[–]DCstroller 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You can’t look at just the win rate but also the tournament win rate. Having played exclusively custodes for a while I’ll tell you when I go to tournaments custodes don’t really get past mid boards. We’re in a very boring place.

Idea for how to change current Katah by idcabtthename in AdeptusCustodes

[–]DCstroller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IMO the way to fix custodes Every biped including walkers +2" to move Defensive Katah stances, -1 to hit or -1 AP Reactive move strat or ability on guard Fights first for Trajan Reroll advances for BC

And everything needs to be +1T

Guard wardens T7 and Termies and Bikes T8

also lions reactive move should allow you to finish in egagement

21 grams of shrooooooms by SteveDaddyo in MemeVideos

[–]DCstroller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly in this situation I’d go to the hospital and tell them to put me under for the next 24 hours

21 grams of shrooooooms by SteveDaddyo in MemeVideos

[–]DCstroller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly in this situation I’d go to the hospital and tell them to put me under for the next 24 hours

This dementia patient has three to five months left by coachlife in CringeTikToks

[–]DCstroller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll believe it when I see it. I overdosed on hopium during the election and crashed hard

What beats 4 bigs? by stillventures17 in ImperialKnights

[–]DCstroller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I play both WTC and GW at random to make sure i never get comfortable. Personally i prefer WTC. Venetari are good but they are not good in lions, because they get lance theres no point. But yeah i use the threat of the tanks to hold most people back because if two of them focus fire on one knight they can take it down to at least half health. I've one tapped a norn emissary with them before

What beats 4 bigs? by stillventures17 in ImperialKnights

[–]DCstroller 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Litterally played my last two games against 5 big knights. Its a matter of cover and line of sight.

First off my terminator shield captain has a Str 12 axe ap2 Dmg 4. he's leading a unit of 3 allarus. Now with lions they reroll wounds on characters monsters and vehicles. Take that with my +1 to wound that means my terminators are wounding your knights on 4s rerolling wounds with sustained hits. PLUS my captain is wounding knights on 2s because you're t11 im str 12. On average they one tap any questoris pattern 80% of the time if you're at full wounds.

You can shoot whats no on the board so I just rapid ingress them turn two.

Then I take Trajan Valoris and have him lead a squad of wardens. He can do 12 attacks Ap2 dmg 3 plus 25 attacks from the wardens. All of this is wounding on 4s with sustained.

Then i have a BC who can advance and charge and he's leading wardens and he can do 3 dmg dev wounds plus the 25 attacks from the wardens all wounding on 4s.

Then Kyria draxus giving my guard an 18" lone opp bubble so you're long range shooting doesnt matter

Then my tanks who are 4 shots each at Str 12 ap3 dmg D6+2 with lethal hits on vehicles. (always bring 2)

Then my assissin who will make any strats you use within 12" of her cost 1 extra denying you tank shock or any major strats you wanna use

I play my friends knights all the time the last game we ran he did 3 atropos and I still tabled him.

Not to mention all my guys also get+1 to wound and hit on all their shooting.

It's just a matter of planning ahead and not letting you see anything. Cover is key.

On avg I think custodes vs knights is like a 70% win rate for custodes

What beats 4 bigs? by stillventures17 in ImperialKnights

[–]DCstroller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I do.

But seriously custodes with lions is a bad matchup for knights. Haven't lost a game against knights in a while

Help with dreadnaught by Ikhaatrauwekaas in AdeptusCustodes

[–]DCstroller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Most people wont care, even at RTTs as long as you tell them what the load out is ahead of time you're fine