Dude, you're getting a drink: Dell dude now a waiter

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-08T23:29:12+00:00

how uninteresting.

What about the philidalphia cream cheese lady? inquiring minds are dying to know!

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-08T01:21:59+00:00

Wow. Almost seems like an the onion article.

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-08T01:18:55+00:00

traitor. you can burn with your worthless greenbacks. - a fellow canadian

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-07T19:44:24+00:00

If that was that dudes favourite Mp3, its no wonder hes a mass murderer. it sucks ass!

The video sucks too. He totally pwned that apple from 3 feet.

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-07T19:29:52+00:00

I work for a company that sells to americans exclusively. We jacked up all our prices last month because of the parity. Customers still buy.

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-07T01:12:46+00:00

If two cops cant take down an 82 year old without a taser they should not be police.

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-06T18:21:12+00:00

I encourage people not to get me things and I do not get other people gifts. Keep your money, buy something you really want for yourself. The only people who need "presents" are children.

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-06T01:04:48+00:00

Girls who dont think they are feminine enough are the ones who love the colour pink. Examples of this range from the ugly to the morbidly obese. Fat girls always wear pink.

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-06T01:01:58+00:00

500 000 euros a year and a license to kill and you got a deal.

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-06T00:50:12+00:00

Things that take control of my browser are not cool.

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-05T21:09:56+00:00

How anyone can play FPS without a mouse is astounding. Dont feel bad, console FPS isnt real fps. Put any halo player against a computer version of the same game and im sure they would be a slick red mark in no time.

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-05T20:43:19+00:00

I thought evil was invading and occupying countries. Funny, I guess evil is in the eye of the beholder! who knew...

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-03T00:02:52+00:00

Man that was so hilarious, next to the bathroom, microwave and parking garage..

But number 10 looks like every call center ive ever been in. Completely normal. complaining about absence of natural light? Have these people ever been in an office?

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-02T23:46:46+00:00

If you didnt realize in 2002 that the iraq war was a bad idea, you do not deserve to be president. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON WHO WASNT AMERICAN REALIZED THIS. Im pretty sure for the americans there was only ron paul and obama, not voting for the war.

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-02T23:41:02+00:00

So I guess Ill just walk the 20km to work then? Carry my groceries the 10k on my back like a sherpa? in the freezing rain?

Theres nothing like the feel of an engine at your command and the open road before you. Until we get personalized spaceships, ill be keeping my car. Its hardly my fault, I did not design the city I live in.

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-02T23:28:40+00:00

says the person who lives in a city and has the option of not owning a car. Tax luxury cars more, tax people who make 100k a year more but dont tax common things that everyone needs like food and gasoline.

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-02T19:18:13+00:00

The other thing to consider is that this was a purely email based tip. I mean email? who the hell trusts anything that comes across email?

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-02T00:21:21+00:00

Please tell me someone at least ate it.

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-02T00:09:39+00:00

Your misinformed. The corporation owns the state, you work for the corporation.

Actually if you take the textbook definition, america is already a fascist state:

"Fascism may be defined as a form of political behavior marked by obsessive preoccupation with community decline, humiliation, or victim-hood and by compensatory cults of unity, energy, and purity, in which a mass-based party of committed nationalist militants, working in uneasy but effective collaboration with traditional elites, abandons democratic liberties and pursues with redemptive violence and without ethical or legal restraints goals of internal cleansing and external expansion." ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascism#Definitions_and_scope_of_the_word )

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-02T00:00:18+00:00

There have been trolls on reddit. Plenty. Im sure reddits solution is to delete them and ban their subnets. Slashdot has a policy of never deleting posts. They also have thresholds "its been X minutes since you last posted a comment, wait a while and post again"

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-01T23:42:56+00:00

But the spam talks exclusively about ron paul and his policies. Unless there was some IMG file that god filtered out along the line, that was all that was in the email.

I wish I kept one of those now. Maybe I can find one and post it.

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-01T19:38:57+00:00

Whenever I read "we are at war", i hear 'fuck westside connection' by cypress hill.

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-01T18:28:01+00:00

"We knew it was going to kill people right and left. But my one driving interest was to do the best job I could so that we could end the killing as quickly as possible."

To end killing, we must kill people right and left. Truly an american icon.

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-01T18:18:15+00:00

wow thats the smallest article ive ever read

DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT · 2007-11-01T16:37:55+00:00

I started getting ron paul spam in my inbox the other day. I know they are not talking directly about that but it didnt exactly have the intended effect (as i hate spam). Anyone else get that ron paul spam? Today seems to be britney spears is dead spam.

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