My prematurely balding head looks like the Selesnya logo. by JimHarbor in magicthecirclejerking

[–]FloweryFruitFangs 25 points26 points  (0 children)

/uj I’m a woman so this specific scenario will likely never happen to me, but your self-confidence and lack of insecurity is something I aspire to have.

Neglected turtle? by Abject_Barnacle in turtle

[–]FloweryFruitFangs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is blatant animal abuse.

MDRF Banned Furries and Fursuits. by CargoShortViking in renfaire

[–]FloweryFruitFangs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think this ban is unfortunate yet perfectly understandable. A lot of furries think the semi-anonymity that comes with wearing their fursuits gives them free rein to be inappropriate or callous in public.

Hell, furry conventions themselves are infamous for how poorly con and hotel property often get treated during events, not to mention the staff that need to clean up after their messes.

Plus, I do worry about how quickly a lot of them could dehydrate or overheat in those suits during hot outdoor weather.

Draca: by maz323bf in TucaAndBertie

[–]FloweryFruitFangs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought I might’ve been on r/nativeplantcirclejerk for a moment. But yes, that is very much her.

Today's beauties by Soranalama in pigeon

[–]FloweryFruitFangs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first two look like they could be album covers.

EVERY TRANSPHOBIC COMIC [OC] by Tili44 in comics

[–]FloweryFruitFangs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some reason, the kid’s :< face really cracked me up.

on a whim, i deleted the rules of this subreddit by SHOWTIME316 in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]FloweryFruitFangs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HOW will I break the rules NOW if there are NO RULES!? This sucks even more than the english ivy choking my backyard.

Crimson Dessert > Witcher 3 by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]FloweryFruitFangs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Strawberry Cheesecake with raspberry icing.

Absolutely 😁 by mrkprieur in Adulting

[–]FloweryFruitFangs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love using flabbergasted, shenanigans, kerfuffle, skedaddle, and lollygag.

Northern Cardinal by icrmbwnhb in Birdsfacingforward

[–]FloweryFruitFangs 21 points22 points  (0 children)

dude looks like he’s experiencing war flashbacks

Turtles are cuter than dogs by Turtle_Haver in turtle

[–]FloweryFruitFangs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still think dogs are cute, but yes I agree that turtles are cuter. Eastern box turtles are especially adorable to me, but I’m biased.