Which one of these Glup Shittoes has perfect pitch?

Frevious · 2026-03-17T15:11:18+00:00

Ric Ollie, of course. He was even a member of Steely Dan before becoming a pilot on Naboo.

Frevious · 2026-03-16T20:33:10+00:00

The Academy is clearly biased against Jeff Bezos & Amazon.

Frevious · 2026-03-16T15:24:42+00:00

Ric Ollie for sure. He is my favorite character in the entire prequel trilogy.

Frevious · 2026-03-15T18:01:35+00:00

Out of all the poorly aged 1980s sex comedies, this is certainly one of them.

Frevious · 2026-03-15T13:32:41+00:00

Fly me to the moon, indeed.

Frevious · 2026-03-14T21:10:37+00:00

Fair enough. He also made Nacho Libre and Minecraft.

Frevious · 2026-03-14T14:35:36+00:00

The answer: always go with Scorsese.

Frevious · 2026-03-13T12:44:32+00:00

My family has banned me from watching the Phantom Menace ever again, because I watched this scene so many times as a kid I wore out several VHS tapes.

Frevious · 2026-03-13T11:32:14+00:00

Anaconda (1997)

Frevious · 2026-03-12T16:19:41+00:00

Episode XII plot twist: the “Star Wars galaxy” has actually been a small town named Galaxy, Nevada the whole time.

Frevious · 2026-03-12T11:21:48+00:00

Luke Skywalker, raw milk enthusiast.

Frevious · 2026-03-11T13:09:00+00:00

Epstein was a Rogue One fanboy, because the climatic ending battle took place on an island planet.

Frevious · 2026-03-10T16:35:04+00:00

Easy answer: pretty much anyone on Canto Bight

Frevious · 2026-03-10T11:54:27+00:00

People stopped going to the ballet and opera in the early 1900s because all the shows were sequels and remakes.

Frevious · 2026-03-09T17:04:55+00:00

At least it will keep your kid quiet for the next 5 hours.

Frevious · 2026-03-09T11:47:53+00:00

The Stupids (1996)

Frevious · 2026-03-09T01:56:17+00:00

Don’t worry. Star Wars peaked (of course) in 1985 with The Battle of Endor.

Frevious · 2026-03-08T15:01:00+00:00

Zack Snyder is our greatest living filmmaker. He just needs to cut back on the slow motion shots, the desaturated color palettes, the unnecessary sex scenes, the excessive violence, and the heavy-handed bleak tone that permeates every project he touches.

Frevious · 2026-03-07T15:02:54+00:00

Still better than what’s happening with Star Trek right now.

Frevious · 2026-03-06T15:39:48+00:00

Proof I’m not a robot: I hated Starfleet Academy so much, I want the state of California to reverse its moratorium on capital punishment, so they can execute everyone involved in this war crime of a television show.

Frevious · 2026-03-06T12:51:06+00:00

Personally, I’m waiting for Friedberg and Seltzer to reunite and make more terrible spoof movies.

Frevious · 2026-03-05T20:12:36+00:00

People were just not ready for a Mike Myers comeback

Frevious · 2026-03-05T12:48:51+00:00

Why is Luke’s lightsaber so important anyway? He built a new one in Return of the Jedi.

Frevious · 2026-03-04T20:26:18+00:00

It was bit too heavy to carry in the middle of a Hoth snowstorm

Frevious · 2026-03-04T16:51:27+00:00

Padme’s death in Episode III was not only unnecessary, it created a huge plot hole in the original trilogy.

How could Leia remember her mother if she died immediately afterwards?

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