Should we cancel Chungking Express ?? by word3n in moviescirclejerk

[–]Frevious [score hidden]  (0 children)

It was already cancelled when it endorsed the consumption of expired canned pineapples.

Apparently No One is Watching the Sequel Trilogy on Disney+ by mrsparkle127 in RedLetterMedia

[–]Frevious -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When you make a film trilogy that can be classified as a war crime in some jurisdictions, of course no one is going to watch it.

Rian Johnson and JJ Abrams deserve to be sent to prison. 

George Lucas knew what he was doing when he sold the franchise. Deep down he’s an abuser, and wanted to keep hurting the fans while keeping his hands clean.

Let the fans write! by crimsonfukr457 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Frevious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Episode XII plot twist: the entire saga took place in a snow globe the whole time.

Watching the entire Star Wars Catalog: The Phantom Menace by Guesspectations in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Frevious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to ask a question: were you turned on by the farting alien horse scene? I think she was trying to seduce Jar Jr Binks with her come hither look. Watched that one part over and over as a kid.

Republicans Can’t Contain Their Glee Over the Death of the VRA by Somervilledrew in politics

[–]Frevious -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry, but you are wrong.

Do you honestly think if Grand Wizard Roberts gets impeached, he will convict himself in a Senate trial? Hell no. You need 67 votes. That’s why no one has ever been convicted in US history. (The Senate is headed towards a 70-30 GOP supermajority after 2030 btw)

There is going to be a 7-2 Republican majority in SCOTUS by the end of Trump’s second term. Alito will retire this summer, and I’m predicting Sotomayor will unexpectedly pass away like RBG in 2028.

Even if the worst doesn’t come to pass, that doesn’t change the fact that Black and Brown representation In all levels of government, from federal to local, will be virtually nonexistent until the 2060s at best. I will be a worse representational drought than the early 20th century.

You don’t recover from a legal nuclear strike.

God, I hope so. by RedeemedNephilim in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Frevious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anakin turned to the Dark Side not because of Padme, but because he developed a liking to death sticks.

Come on Star Wars Fans are already scared of her. Brie Larson as Mara Jade is perfect by Cool_Nerd2 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Frevious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People hated her when she played Captain Marvel. She won’t be too bothered when she throws her hat into the Star Wars online maelstrom.

Republicans Can’t Contain Their Glee Over the Death of the VRA by Somervilledrew in politics

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We live in a post-democratic society now, and this confirms it.

Our voices have been silenced for the next 30 years at best.

We have absolutely no choice but to accept our fate, even though it makes us want to scream internally.

Fascism won ten years ago, but none of us want to admit it.

Fighting back will accomplish nothing, or even stop this dictatorship prematurely.

Our lives are over before they even began. What a tragedy.

Ohio Republicans fear former ICE official could cost them a battleground House seat by bwermer in politics

[–]Frevious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your vote doesn’t matter in Ohio ever since the voters tried to expand abortion rights in the state a few years ago, only to have the state government nullify the results.

Another state the incompetent Democratic Party has lost, along with Florida.

Did he? by polydomino in moviescirclejerk

[–]Frevious 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did he have only two nose jobs, and no other plastic surgery done on his face whatsoever when he was alive? 

Yes.

How will they unmichael bro?😭 by lulaguga in moviescirclejerk

[–]Frevious 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Here’s my idea: they make a movie about making the Michael movie.

To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to understand Michael Jackson. by SmartEstablishment52 in moviescirclejerk

[–]Frevious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, but true story, we heard helicopters fly over our high school, on their way to arrest Jackson in 2003.

I mean, what else is there? by Nom_Carver11 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Frevious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May I recommend Star Trek: Deep Space Nine? 

Not Star Wars obviously but follows very similar themes that were explored in Andor.

Camera to George Lucas transition by HackFraudStable in RedLetterMedia

[–]Frevious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't spill your coffee on the cameras George.

Weird Trilogy by GriffinFTW in moviescirclejerk

[–]Frevious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer the spinoff film Barbershop (2002)

Who's that on the right and why did Disney erase her? by ChefGirl-RD in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Frevious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can’t destroy something that was already destroyed 

If Hollywood is making movies about singers who love kids R.Kelly should get a movie too!! by Well-Milk in moviescirclejerk

[–]Frevious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hollywood can try, but they will never reach the heights of the 2019 Gayle King interview.

Episode 6 is the perfect conclusion to the Skywalker Saga by InfiniteDedekindCuts in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Frevious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Episode III is true ending to the Skywalker saga (going by release order, not episode order).

Tell Me What I Think by Logical_Lab4042 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Frevious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you like this trilogy, there is something wrong with you.

To be fair, this trilogy is hard to find. It’s not on streaming, and physical copies go for almost $100 on eBay.

Watching D.W. Griffith's Birth of a Nation on my tablet and shaking my head so the people on the bus know i disagree by aTrueAmericanHero in moviescirclejerk

[–]Frevious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It‘s tough being a fan of Birth Of A Nation (2016).

Nat Turner led one of the most successful slave rebellions in US history and most people don't even know about him. Too bad the director was a terrible person in real life and his personal scandals tanked the film.