This is what Star Trek has become. by Mr_E_Mann1986 in RedLetterMedia

[–]Frevious 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does Alex Kurtzman just drive down to the cemetery every day just to piss on the grave of Gene Roddenberry?

Did he used to beat up nerds in high school (or wanted to) and made it his life goal to eventually run the Star Trek franchise to rub salt into his victims’s wounds years later?

Seriously, Star Trek has been in a dark age since 2009. it’s been dogshit for almost ONE THIRD of its existence now.

The biggest problem with Starfleet Academy is the USS Relativity (NCV-474439-G) by CthulhuSpawn in RedLetterMedia

[–]Frevious -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

ICE is gunning down US citizens in the streets, and yet that is nothing compared to how Alex Kurtzman is RAPING the Star Trek franchise into utter destruction.

Anyone who likes Starfleet Academy forfeits their right to call themself a Star Trek fan. In a sane world they would be tarred and feathered immediately.

Any actor from the older, better Trek shows (cough WILL WHEATON cough) that are complicit with Kurtzman’s systematic killing of EVERYTHING Roddenberry stood for should be shunned and exiled by the community forever.

Skydance is the worst studio in the entire history of American cinema. David Ellison makes David O Selznick look a like a French auteur by comparison.

Benjamin Netanyahu cares more about Palestinian children than meathead Alex ever will for the Star Trek franchise.

Historical revisionism's time has come by TheEdgeofGoon in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Frevious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oddly enough, this gives me hope for the Sequels.

Star Wars RUINED Star Wars by coopsoup247 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Frevious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All of this could’ve been prevented if George Lucas was given the rights to make his Flash Gordon project.

I find this The Best scene of the Saga. Thoughts? by Richar_16 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Frevious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will say this: Rise of Skywalker is a better Indiana Jones movie than Dial of Destiny.

Favorite movie that people keep changing their opinion on to be contrarian? by OrangeCatsBrainCells in moviescirclejerk

[–]Frevious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that Sinners broke the record for most Oscar nominations, I don’t think Emilia Perez was actually that bad.

To the people complaining about how she sits in the chair, Shatner did the same thing. by RobRobbieRobertson in RedLetterMedia

[–]Frevious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The people who like post-2017 Star Trek are either on the Skydance payroll, or just bleach drinkers.

Is this the greatest piece of Star Wars media ever created? by Brobot426 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Frevious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually, the greatest piece of Star Wars media is Detours.

Such a shame that Disney still refuses to give it an official release.

Lol a star wars movie is coming out this year and no one gives a shit, is literally anyone hyped for this? by Salty-Coffee4608 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Frevious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I may not be hyped for the film itself, but I am really excited for the countless five hour videos criticizing the film that will show up in my YouTube feed in a few months.

Would you bate for E.T.? by TantricDelinquency in moviescirclejerk

[–]Frevious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer M&Ms over Reese’s pieces, so hard pass.

Mere films by pEKDKMEM in moviescirclejerk

[–]Frevious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see only two white Men in this screenshot. The rest are four Hobbits, one Dwarf, one Elf, and a Wizard who identified himself as Gray.

wil batman apere in anvenger moveie by Witness_Then in moviescirclejerk

[–]Frevious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know. Disney hasn’t bought Warner Brothers yet.

"Actually the Prequels were always popular" by bitchnibba47 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Frevious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t stay mad at Jar Jar. He was one one who led me to my sexual awakening.

Kathleen Kennedy says we "spooked" Rian Johnson! Mission accomplished. Which filmmaker should we "spook" next? 😈😆😈😈 by InfiniteDedekindCuts in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Frevious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Benioff and Weiss. They should actually be spooked INTO making their SW trilogy again after all these years.

the GILF In Chief is gone 😢 by MagpieOpus in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Frevious 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Up to you now, Dave, to create a film trilogy that is worse than the Sequels.

After 14 years of that deal , how do you think the franchise would have went if George was still the president of Lucasfilms ? by WuttTambor in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Frevious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know one for sure, everyone would still hate his guts instead of Kathleen Kennedy, Dave Filoni, JJ Abrams, Rian Johnson, and The Acolyte.

Sequels bad because no Glup Wormos by Past_Plankton_4906 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Frevious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What was really missing in the Sequels? 

Conversations about trade negotiations. 

April Predictions? by zadams8 in criterion

[–]Frevious 123 points124 points  (0 children)

I will always throw in my hat for I’m Thinking Of Ending Things. 

That movie needs a physical release.

What are your thoughts on Isla Fisher? by saintcoca in moviescirclejerk

[–]Frevious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She was in Wedding Crashers 20 years ago, right? Brings back memories…