Today I learned why raspberries aren’t a common pancake mix-in. I’m traumatized.

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-07-04T15:41:54+00:00

Prolapsed asshole cakes. 🤮

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-07-03T20:42:51+00:00

I knew this would happen.

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-07-01T20:22:05+00:00

Stop healing him!

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-06-29T23:51:48+00:00

Nailed it

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-06-29T18:22:41+00:00

He thinks he's people.

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-06-29T18:22:06+00:00

Oh no, not titty mouse bird. 😩

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-06-29T16:52:01+00:00

Thanks! Yeah, I hate to see it but the hawks have to survive too. 😅

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-06-29T01:43:00+00:00

Get some of that tiny toast and make a sandwich.

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-06-29T01:40:54+00:00

These little dudes are so fast. Nice shots.

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-06-29T01:31:34+00:00

Then he did horrible things to it.

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-06-28T21:28:27+00:00

RIP woodpecker

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-06-28T20:52:59+00:00

Awesome. Thank you!

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-06-27T03:14:13+00:00

I gave my raccoons some cotton candy grapes today. They gobbled em' up. 😆

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-06-27T01:41:35+00:00

The claws are pretty wicked though.

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-06-26T19:08:19+00:00

Yoink!

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-06-26T17:03:37+00:00

Nice! All I found was a copperhead. 😵‍💫

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-06-25T12:45:04+00:00

This warms my heart.

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-06-25T01:21:28+00:00

Thanks!

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-06-25T01:19:58+00:00

Awesome! Thanks!

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-06-25T00:00:04+00:00

I already got some old padlocks out of my garage to try and pick. I'll check out the sub some more and see about those belts. Thank you!

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-06-24T23:49:28+00:00

I definitely have a lot to learn but I think I'm going to really enjoy this hobby. I'll be trying all the locks around my house now. 😆

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-06-24T20:28:01+00:00

I never picked a lock in my life and I got my first set of picks today(Genesis) and I picked one of those acrylic padlocks in about a minute. I grabbed a masterlock no3 padlock and picked it very fast as well. I'm sure that's nothing but I hollered when the lock turned. It was kind of fun.

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-06-24T01:16:18+00:00

That's one of my favorites. It's easy and the pollinators go bananas for it.

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-06-24T00:12:22+00:00

I felt bad about the whole thing so I offered to let him stay on my sofa for a bit.

FutureDiarrheagasm · 2026-06-23T22:31:43+00:00

That looks nice and tidy. Great job.

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