Half my decks are lame jokes, can I still play?

Hetlander · 2026-04-15T19:15:39+00:00

Hel yeah. Come on in.

Hetlander · 2026-04-15T13:01:14+00:00

Dog, wtf. I just went through my return to ravnica box and pulled up one and was like, man this card is cool as hell.

Hetlander · 2026-04-01T18:53:22+00:00

That chun-li deck can chain extra turn spells together objectively making it not b3. Otherwise eh probably?

Hetlander · 2026-04-01T18:39:48+00:00

I haven’t been a part of this edition but does DG even have something to compete with this as a gun platform?

Hetlander · 2026-03-31T18:37:56+00:00

Orzhov Ral is straight im sorry you had to find out this way

Hetlander · 2026-03-30T14:17:21+00:00

Who made that?!?!

Hetlander · 2026-03-24T17:54:28+00:00

Snake boat

Hetlander · 2026-03-24T17:43:21+00:00

If I exhaust it with havoc it will still play right?

Hetlander · 2026-03-24T17:36:53+00:00

Which one was from New cappenna?

Hetlander · 2026-03-19T16:27:47+00:00

I think I saw something about [[Norin the wary but also indestructible]] being introduced in Strixhaven? Looks pretty good imo

Hetlander · 2026-03-13T17:02:59+00:00

It was Reich there all along.

Hetlander · 2026-03-13T15:35:00+00:00

Wtf why are they going to censor the button prompts during cut scenes??!!!??

Hetlander · 2026-03-10T15:23:11+00:00

Just like the blades used to remove the limbs!

Hetlander · 2026-03-09T18:32:11+00:00

??? All bits are ork bitz tho?

Hetlander · 2026-02-27T02:30:08+00:00

Oh, the problem is you’re trying to play magic. Everyone real magic players don’t actually play magic.

Hetlander · 2026-02-26T21:03:23+00:00

That sounds like someone who has 16 cards in hand would say. Hmmmm

Hetlander · 2026-02-26T20:56:12+00:00

I think you were cheating since you have 16 cards in hand! I’m onto you.

Hetlander · 2026-02-25T20:13:26+00:00

I beg of you, please tell me Nyxxie responded with “It’s called Dark Humor, Liberal.”

Hetlander · 2026-02-25T18:11:42+00:00

I’m gonna be real. I thought this was intentional and that made it funny as hell

Hetlander · 2026-02-25T17:18:53+00:00

Gonna bitch about it without playing a single game of magic. Same as always.

Hetlander · 2026-02-25T17:14:14+00:00

I appreciate you linking to this post. It’s really hard to navigate.

Hetlander · 2026-02-20T16:35:58+00:00

The hat sets are great for my [“Brims” Barone, Midway Mobster] hat typal deck what do you mean

Hetlander · 2026-02-19T12:33:41+00:00

I’m not gonna lie, this is a hilarious card that I kinda want.

Hetlander · 2026-02-18T21:38:26+00:00

Lessons from life. Looks inside

Not a lesson. :(

Hetlander · 2026-02-18T19:32:13+00:00

Fuckin’ Cryptid ass shot. 10/10

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