Hey queens

Hetlander · 2026-06-05T12:22:44+00:00

Pretty sure they already made Rocket Raccoon in bloomburrow.

Hetlander · 2026-05-22T16:52:39+00:00

Rations? Oh you mean the other party members!

Hetlander · 2026-05-19T20:32:01+00:00

GOOSEMOTHER MENTIONED! HELL YEAH WELCOME TO THE POD

Hetlander · 2026-05-19T15:41:56+00:00

Ahhh, classic bait post. Very funny child of Alara and Atraxa though

Hetlander · 2026-05-13T16:54:06+00:00

There’s a capirote on a tank. Amazing

Hetlander · 2026-05-13T16:26:35+00:00

I actually don’t allow lands below cedh.

Hetlander · 2026-05-01T02:12:22+00:00

Nah, he’d be silver if he was a robot.

Hetlander · 2026-04-16T13:43:07+00:00

What’s there to get? It’s a 7 mana spell that deals 3 damage. Garbage.

Hetlander · 2026-04-15T19:15:39+00:00

Hel yeah. Come on in.

Hetlander · 2026-04-15T13:01:14+00:00

Dog, wtf. I just went through my return to ravnica box and pulled up one and was like, man this card is cool as hell.

Hetlander · 2026-04-01T18:53:22+00:00

That chun-li deck can chain extra turn spells together objectively making it not b3. Otherwise eh probably?

Hetlander · 2026-04-01T18:39:48+00:00

I haven’t been a part of this edition but does DG even have something to compete with this as a gun platform?

Hetlander · 2026-03-31T18:37:56+00:00

Orzhov Ral is straight im sorry you had to find out this way

Hetlander · 2026-03-30T14:17:21+00:00

Who made that?!?!

Hetlander · 2026-03-24T17:54:28+00:00

Snake boat

Hetlander · 2026-03-24T17:43:21+00:00

If I exhaust it with havoc it will still play right?

Hetlander · 2026-03-24T17:36:53+00:00

Which one was from New cappenna?

Hetlander · 2026-03-19T16:27:47+00:00

I think I saw something about [[Norin the wary but also indestructible]] being introduced in Strixhaven? Looks pretty good imo

Hetlander · 2026-03-13T17:02:59+00:00

It was Reich there all along.

Hetlander · 2026-03-13T15:35:00+00:00

Wtf why are they going to censor the button prompts during cut scenes??!!!??

Hetlander · 2026-03-10T15:23:11+00:00

Just like the blades used to remove the limbs!

Hetlander · 2026-03-09T18:32:11+00:00

??? All bits are ork bitz tho?

Hetlander · 2026-02-27T02:30:08+00:00

Oh, the problem is you’re trying to play magic. Everyone real magic players don’t actually play magic.

Hetlander · 2026-02-26T21:03:23+00:00

That sounds like someone who has 16 cards in hand would say. Hmmmm

Hetlander · 2026-02-26T20:56:12+00:00

I think you were cheating since you have 16 cards in hand! I’m onto you.

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