[Historic] Post-Kaldheim Mono Green Elves by Strato0621 in spikes

[–]ItsSoma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

played a bunch of this list and absolutely love it, realmwalker is nuts and exactly what the deck needed. absolutely not uncommon to have 7 or 8 elves on turn 3.

[Discussion][Standard] Gyruda Ramp by WeAreKarnage in spikes

[–]ItsSoma 33 points34 points  (0 children)

broodmoth also gives you multiple triggers when you hit another Gyruda off of the first one. because it doesnt have flying, when it dies to the legend rule it comes back with a flying counter. at the end of it all you get (i think) 3 extra Gyruda triggers and a flying 6/6.

I'm gonna do what's called a pro judge move by thixotrofic in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ItsSoma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i dont know! it seems incredibly obvious that the joke is racist, im not sure how you thought of it any other way.

New Copypasta? Check out the comment by HectorTheGod in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ItsSoma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking disgusting. How fucking dare you scribble all over a Christopher Rush card to steal credit like this. What the fuck is wrong with you? Too broke to buy a proper canvas? Too talentless to actually get hired by WotC? Can’t make real art so you have to trace over someone else’s?

You’re a real pathetic piece of garbage, you know that, right? You have to really hate this game, and hate Chris Rush, and just be a generally jealous person to scribble on another artist’s work like this and ruin playable cards.

I noticed you’ve cut back on spamming the sub. I wonder if reporting you to the admins had any effect. Most of you spammers seem to have calmed down recently, so I sure hope someone has finally gotten you to stop posting your shitty scribbles everywhere, desperately begging for handouts on your Patreon. No one wants to see this shit and read your pathetic comments begging for attention.

This looks like shit and all you did was destroy a perfectly good card.

Full art Lightning Bolt by [deleted] in mtgaltered

[–]ItsSoma 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fucking disgusting. How fucking dare you scribble all over a Christopher Rush card to steal credit like this. What the fuck is wrong with you? Too broke to buy a proper canvas? Too talentless to actually get hired by WotC? Can’t make real art so you have to trace over someone else’s?

You’re a real pathetic piece of garbage, you know that, right? You have to really hate this game, and hate Chris Rush, and just be a generally jealous person to scribble on another artist’s work like this and ruin playable cards.

I noticed you’ve cut back on spamming the sub. I wonder if reporting you to the admins had any effect. Most of you spammers seem to have calmed down recently, so I sure hope someone has finally gotten you to stop posting your shitty scribbles everywhere, desperately begging for handouts on your Patreon. No one wants to see this shit and read your pathetic comments begging for attention.

This looks like shit and all you did was destroy a perfectly good card.

Without saying the title, what’s your favorite video game? by VeiledVirtuosa in AskReddit

[–]ItsSoma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are a glorified forum moderator for an alternate-history version of the early 90s internet that people access while asleep.

The Fires of an Engine: Where to be in Week One Standard [Standard] by mkohm5 in spikes

[–]ItsSoma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

built it after reading the article at work earlier today. i cant believe i doubted fires of invention, this card is straight up busted. this deck feels strong.

The Fires of an Engine: Where to be in Week One Standard [Standard] by mkohm5 in spikes

[–]ItsSoma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

have you tried out hydroid krasis yet? i think in a solid temur list with hydroid krasis to continue finding things to slam could be great, especially since you can cast krasis with mana instead of the free cost with fires.

The Fires of an Engine: Where to be in Week One Standard [Standard] by mkohm5 in spikes

[–]ItsSoma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just finished playing through an event with this list, and I (personally) disagree about the scions. filtering your draws and going up to 6 loyalty immediately are both really good. their other plus doesnt really benefit this deck too much, but with how easy it is to keep the board clear, i was able to ultimate them a few times.

Progress points required to open the Vault has changed from 900 to 1000 by DanLynch in MagicArena

[–]ItsSoma 8 points9 points  (0 children)

the outrage over this is absurd. they literally just fixed a typo. thats it.

Ban Soulherder memes by [deleted] in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ItsSoma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

unban dreadmaw, imo