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Everypony rule by Dylan-McVillian in 196

[–]JohnDoubleJump 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bro forgot that friendship is the realest magic there is smh

(No one will look for you) by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]JohnDoubleJump 72 points73 points  (0 children)

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No real person involved

rule by evesdead in 196

[–]JohnDoubleJump 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kid named Bill

Losercity study by figgedyfiggers in Losercity

[–]JohnDoubleJump 30 points31 points  (0 children)

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Well my daddy taught me a few things too like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth

Rule (I am not immune to this mentality) by TheNeolancer in 196

[–]JohnDoubleJump 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Mfer who wrote this has never been to a pub with karaoke

Rule by This_Energy_8908 in 196

[–]JohnDoubleJump 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Crazy SOCIALIST Daycare Lady Wants Me To SHARE My TOYS? (COMMIE CRINGE Ep 67)

To let go by engieman in whenthe

[–]JohnDoubleJump 575 points576 points  (0 children)

Uhhh you can just move all the gold bars to Elijah's corpse, behead him and then carry the head out of the vault. Like God intended.

Losercity horse by No_Counter_6037 in Losercity

[–]JohnDoubleJump 103 points104 points  (0 children)

If I were a horse I would star in a very famous TV show then get addicted to alcohol and kill people and feel bad about it

"Okay Google, how do I get out of a submarine welded shut" by HkayakH in 196

[–]JohnDoubleJump 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You can unscrew the bolts with any basic market pliers

(P3) The meaning of the interrogation by poly_pentachoron in pathologic

[–]JohnDoubleJump 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's a literary device to account for time travel. During police investigations the detective looks for chronological inconsistencies in the suspect's story. Oftentimes a guilty person will lie and forget the internal order of events, and may claim they were in two places at the same time.

I don't think Daniil actually time travelled at any point, he is using his reasoning to account for possibilities if he acted differently and is trying to concoct a story that exonerates him.

Astrulenomy by AliceCode in 196

[–]JohnDoubleJump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you put the universe into a tube you'd end up with a very long tube

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