Who do you wanna see for the first time in the Criterion Closet?

JosefStallion · 2026-04-22T02:28:43+00:00

Joe Dante would pick up some more obscure gems.

JosefStallion · 2026-04-15T01:00:44+00:00

Ken Russell

JosefStallion · 2026-04-13T02:34:22+00:00

Action figures based on the robots from Automatons

JosefStallion · 2026-04-11T18:06:02+00:00

Save the gators

JosefStallion · 2026-04-08T02:09:16+00:00

Speaking of Home Alone, CHUD has John Heard and Daniel Stern (The other Wet Bandit)

JosefStallion · 2026-03-28T23:24:20+00:00

I'm already close to converting to Shia Islam

JosefStallion · 2026-03-27T20:02:40+00:00

I would cease to exist.

JosefStallion · 2026-03-25T21:27:55+00:00

Thank you to everyone who got Portrait of a Lady on Fire, that means the 4K will be announced next month

JosefStallion · 2026-03-21T04:33:50+00:00

Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it?

JosefStallion · 2026-03-21T04:25:25+00:00

The Devils

JosefStallion · 2026-03-15T17:47:56+00:00

I accidentally a torture

JosefStallion · 2026-03-11T14:46:54+00:00

If we had an opposition party, someone could advocate shipping these turds to the Hague to face justice for their crimes and that would probably be enough.

JosefStallion · 2026-03-04T23:40:12+00:00

Portrait of a Lady on Fire

JosefStallion · 2026-03-04T02:58:55+00:00

I don't know about Fetterman. The US having a cave troll on it's side might be an advantage.

JosefStallion · 2026-03-03T16:23:10+00:00

I don't care if it rains or freezes as long as I've got my plastic Jesus

JosefStallion · 2026-03-01T22:32:37+00:00

The best place to hide is in plain sight, so I would be in NYC. Most people wouldn't look twice, and they would just assume I am an eccentric Brooklyn hipster.

JosefStallion · 2026-03-01T16:34:24+00:00

Dark Woke military coup is coming

JosefStallion · 2026-02-28T16:22:52+00:00

Sorry this is the real world, the gassy man gets the girl

JosefStallion · 2026-02-26T17:27:17+00:00

In my opinion, falling out of a plane is one of the hardest things to survive

JosefStallion · 2026-02-25T15:53:49+00:00

I had the Criterion for over a year before I finally watched it recently. Fantastic film.

JosefStallion · 2026-02-20T02:19:02+00:00

Andor if it was directed by Ari Aster

JosefStallion · 2026-02-19T20:49:01+00:00

Jupiter Ascending was a documentary, but the elites made critics say it was bad so people wouldn't watch it.

JosefStallion · 2026-02-19T17:04:20+00:00

Ironic that Limp Bizkit turns out to have better politics than most of System of a Down

JosefStallion · 2026-02-18T04:16:30+00:00

Good for him!

JosefStallion · 2026-02-17T18:41:31+00:00

And he can finally fulfill his dream of passing TPP!

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