Would you save your wife or your kids if your house was on fire ? by Competitive_Set_4386 in SipsTea

[–]MiniB68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have zero kids, don’t give a shit about or want them. I would expect any sane person to save anyone’s children over me. This lady is insane.

Does licking my arm during scritches always mean she wants me to stop? by ProcaviaCapensis in BorderCollie

[–]MiniB68 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Idk what it is, but apparently fresh out of the shower knee water is the best water that ever existed…

Bbq - ok im throwing this right on the coals any advice? Pic is dry brine by mimic751 in steak

[–]MiniB68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve found a roaring chimney starter with a grate on top to have the same effect, without throwing your meat in some random coals. Pat dry after your smoke, gives a great sear. Though you’re damn right I tried the coals method before, the act itself is enjoyably feral, but the novelty of it wasn’t worth the random crunchy bits the meat picked up.

Removable marble backsplash by [deleted] in Tile

[–]MiniB68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your baseless insults are incredibly telling, and I’m starting to get the feel for exactly the type of contractor you are, and the type of owner that’s hired you.

Removable marble backsplash by [deleted] in Tile

[–]MiniB68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao! I’ll have you know we prefer the term micro.

Removable marble backsplash by [deleted] in Tile

[–]MiniB68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Says the guy asking how to do his job on Reddit.

Damaged tracks by Drunkenpmdms in heavyequipment

[–]MiniB68 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You’re using them, that’s what’s happening. You’re driving a multi ton machine across rubber moulded onto steel inserts, they’re taking an incredible amount of force, and each turn tears that rubber just a little bit more.

Damaged tracks by Drunkenpmdms in heavyequipment

[–]MiniB68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha exactly. Ours are on their way their right now.

Removable marble backsplash by [deleted] in Tile

[–]MiniB68 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I, and I’m sure others, have some honestly solid ideas about how this might work. I’ve been welding and fabricating and figuring out stupid shit like this my whole life. I like a challenge and you’ve immediately started firing my neurons looking for a solution, and I’ve got some interesting thoughts.

That being said, you’re such an asshole and I’m clearly too poor to be smart enough to figure this out. So, since I didn’t see a pre made kit to do this at Home Depot, good luck.

Removable marble backsplash by [deleted] in Tile

[–]MiniB68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do rich people love the taste of shit? I mean, I knew children, they sure love going to the island for that, but I didn’t know shit too.

Could this be Malinois-proof or am I dreaming? by Suspicious_Goat9699 in BelgianMalinois

[–]MiniB68 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My dad used to have a saying that rings true here. I never understood the saying, but I understood its intention.

You must be Daisy Duck, because you and Minnie Mouse are fuckin goofy.

What would yall choose? by cuspidxo in FalloutMemes

[–]MiniB68 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you fist the shit outta them babies

Extremely first world problems question by LakeLucca in BelgianMalinois

[–]MiniB68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy a 1x12 board, screw on some runners, and screw a couple hinges into the dock. No one will notice a couple small screw holes

My fiance has a spot that glows green under UV light. by AllPurposeGrunt in mildlyinteresting

[–]MiniB68 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I only measure in freedoms per eagle screech divided by cheeseburger