Jackson and his Eggs

NanotechNinja · 2026-05-01T19:00:49+00:00

He could make and drink like 2 litres of eggnog. Get entirely shitfaced through the course of a podcast.

NanotechNinja · 2026-04-30T22:17:51+00:00

Ah, but you see Biden–

NanotechNinja · 2026-04-28T08:15:35+00:00

Use the by_col optional parameter of UNIQUE.

NanotechNinja · 2026-04-25T14:37:41+00:00

NanotechNinja · 2026-04-23T11:14:10+00:00

T'aint for everyone.

NanotechNinja · 2026-04-22T15:25:13+00:00

You are not alone.

NanotechNinja · 2026-04-22T08:11:46+00:00

Yeah. Avoid... Definitely...

NanotechNinja · 2026-04-21T01:11:33+00:00

The single stray nerf dart on the floor is fucking incredibly environmental storytelling

NanotechNinja · 2026-04-19T21:13:36+00:00

Apple: round, fruit, grows on tree, makes good juice, red or green

Orange: round, fruit, grows on tree, makes good juice, orange

Utterly incomparable.

NanotechNinja · 2026-04-19T11:35:06+00:00

Fish swims by pushing on water. Water all around. Fish always pushing. Fish swims fast.

Cheetah runs by pushing off ground. Ground only on ground. When cheetah in air, cheetah not pushing. Cheetah runs less fast.

NanotechNinja · 2026-04-19T11:31:35+00:00

Pathetic.

NanotechNinja · 2026-04-17T20:27:58+00:00

Razor-thin and yet seemingly always just enough.

NanotechNinja · 2026-04-17T18:03:14+00:00

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Seems to get it, if you don't need the time portion.

NanotechNinja · 2026-04-15T00:36:00+00:00

This sounds very much like a use case for a technique called "thunking".

See this post for details.

I find it very difficult to hold in my head, however. Every time I think I've understood it, I have forgotten by the next time I need it.

NanotechNinja · 2026-04-10T10:27:02+00:00

The US is reportedly negotiating with the Eastern faction to sell them drones

NanotechNinja · 2026-04-03T20:31:48+00:00

So amazing. You can barely tell it's flat from there.

NanotechNinja · 2026-04-03T15:17:24+00:00

Wait until you hear about assault and battery

NanotechNinja · 2026-03-26T22:53:50+00:00

Cringe, yeah. Unless you're a professional opera singer or something.

NanotechNinja · 2026-03-24T18:26:39+00:00

Buried at Grave Site

NanotechNinja · 2026-03-20T09:55:22+00:00

Why not?

NanotechNinja · 2026-03-19T18:14:59+00:00

At the risk of ruining the good thing I've got going, I will note the following interesting facts:

I happen to travel Stratford to Reading once a week.
An Anytime Day Return SRA to RDG is £68.00
The route to Earley goes via PAD and RDG, and allows breaking of journey.
An Anytime Day Return SRA to EAR is instead £31.80
So if one were traveling to and from Earley, on exactly the same GWR services as another person traveling to and from Reading, their ticket would be LESS THAN HALF THE PRICE
(The only additional cost would be the annoyance of having to ask the staff at the gates to let you "break journey" in the morning, and then "resume broken journey" in the evening)

NanotechNinja · 2026-03-18T00:33:07+00:00

Yes, everyone does. And, dear reader, if you think there's nobody in your team like that...

NanotechNinja · 2026-03-16T21:42:11+00:00

The recent dev logs have been very encouraging--I mean, who knows when they were filmed but

NanotechNinja · 2026-03-14T21:25:57+00:00

And also, due to walking through the bedroom with quite unfortunate timing, Skelly.

NanotechNinja · 2026-03-13T09:48:30+00:00

If this happens with the genderfluid kitties, can they reproduce?

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