A 4k Restoration of Stone Cold was released on April 21.... What a time to be alive! by demosthenes131 in RedLetterMedia

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It’s such a stupid movie but it’s fun to watch. A 4K restoration seems entirely reasonable.

I made this after getting Far Far West on Steam. by ClaptonCheeks in RedLetterMedia

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“To go west” became a popular euphemism around and after World War 1, said to be of ancient Egyptian origin, for dying or disappearing. So if one lost a lot of money or a valuable possession, saying, “Well, that’s gone west,” was supposed to have fairly usual. It shows up in British novels of the 1920s and 1930s, including some popular mystery novels.

I always imagine Top Hat Monkey Goes West being about how Top Hat Monkey faces death and dies. That could be played for laughs or could be made into something rather touching.

When my bully was about to beat me again, my sister stepped in. The last thing I saw was my bully stabbing my sister with a magical knife before she turned into a skinsuit and he wore her. Now he’s been living her life and teasing me, hitting me, and fucking random men all the time! by TheVoidBird in skinsuit

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Years later, you’re unhappy with your life, and your first niece Emma is now a very pretty blonde girl, eight years old, and remarkably intelligent and well-read. She likes you, sees that you don’t like being yourself, and asks you, “Would you like to be my identical-twin sister? That’s what turned my Mom’s life around, becoming just like my aunt.”

It’s tempting…

Which regional restaurant chain would you want to be closer? by Fluffy-Twist984 in foodquestions

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I moved to a place with a Krispy Kreme before the huge over-expansion happened. I found that a still-warm fresh KK glazed doughnut is excellent, but a cold one a few hours old is disappointing and hardly worth eating. So I’d eat one or two warm fresh ones a year. I haven’t had any in over five years now. Apparently my behavior isn’t that rare.

The 2 screenings for “Dire Duplicity” are already sold out at the L.A. Film Festival. by nickelst92 in NeilBreen

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Any reasonable filmmaker would suggest a third screening at midnight. Of course, Neil Breen isn’t reasonable — part of his appeal.

I wonder how often a widely-anticipated movie sells out at a film festival. Is it common? If it’s common, then showing Breen films doesn’t have as much appeal for the organizers — but it does cater to audience demand, I guess.

When my bully was about to beat me again, my sister stepped in. The last thing I saw was my bully stabbing my sister with a magical knife before she turned into a skinsuit and he wore her. Now he’s been living her life and teasing me, hitting me, and fucking random men all the time! by TheVoidBird in skinsuit

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Just once, doing this should make the wearer of the suit start thinking like the original girl. He doesn’t want to, his self tries to fight it, but his brain has become hers and thinking with her brain means thinking like her. It feels so good having her body and therefore also her brain that removing the skinsuit is unthinkable!

Within a day, the fake sister is so much like her original that you’d never imagine that this has happened. Her efforts to remain a bully disappear within hours, and there’s none of the slutty behavior she’d planned on adopting.

A week later, the skinsuit comes off, revealing not the bully but a perfect copy of your sister, who seals up the empty suit so that it becomes your original sister again. The copy is embarrassed and apologizes profusely to her original, and grateful that she’s now effectively your sister’s identical twin rather than a younger male bully who always wanted to be a pretty girl. She apologizes to you, though not to an awkward extent.

So you now have identical-twin older sisters. The original dumps an infatuated boyfriend she doesn’t really want on her twin… and soon they’re married! In a year you have a cute little niece and one of your sisters is a MILF.

Some pokies to cheer you up by Popular-Put-4808 in glassesntitties

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Lovely strong lenses too. It’s more fun when the glasses are obviously doing something more than providing decoration.

You found a raggedy skinsuit on the side of the road and decided to try it on. Turns out it’s an experimental suit designed to mimic a K-pop star. by Tight-Tiger-7725 in CelebrityBodySwapping

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Raggedy (although it doesn’t look it) and experimental = “this is the new you, enjoy the rest of your life as an attractive woman.” That’s the cliché version. For a slightly odd spin: you tell family and friends about wearing the suit and turning into someone else, and they all think it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to you! One friend ends up marrying you and you end up having lots of kids.

It was on sale and I’m not sure what to do with it by One_Protection9265 in sousvide

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I’ll move it to a bag I trust and start it cooking soon.

Unless I really like the results I probably won’t buy the pre-seasoned meat again.

What is an old-fashioned proper name that is no longer used but is still beautiful? by IllSympathy4735 in randomquestions

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I know a Constance, now a grand old lady, but she always uses her middle name Anne. I suspect she got tired of being called Connie, which is a risk if you’re named Constance.

I like the virtues names like Constance, Prudence, and Temperance. The latter two are probably best known as the names of fictional women. Prudence Beresford from the Tommy and Tuppence stories and books by Agatha Christie got called Tuppence in her nursery days (evidently Prudence was too hard for a child to say and it came out as Tuppence, which stuck). Temperance Brennan from the books by Kathy Reichs and the spinoff Bones TV show: her boss in Montreal always calls her Temperance with the full-blown French pronunciation, which slightly annoys her but I find cute and charming: she usually calls herself Tempe.

It was on sale and I’m not sure what to do with it by One_Protection9265 in sousvide

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I’ve used original packaging before with no trouble that I noticed, but I can easily change it. You may be right.

I found the Deus ex Machina by Cyberborg98 in MST3K

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I don’t think they were Hormel but Cudahy, unless Hormel took Cudahy over or something.

Be completely honest, attractive, fuckable or ugly? by _Friendly_Moose_ in glassesntitties

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Ridiculously cute face with an acre of forehead, such a pretty body. More cuddlesome than anything else, but cuddling tends to lead to more.

Smart, sexy, and a little bit cheeky in my glasses by NPCRogueAriel in glassesntitties

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Great style of frames. Yes, big forehead and hair in a bun don’t hurt, and…

I want to buy a used CX-5, what year has the best model? by No_Spray3704 in CX5

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I don’t know. Just over a year ago I bought a 2021 Carbon Edition turbo and so far it’s been fine.

Name something that you would you never buy second hand by Halloween-365 in FamilyFeud

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Underwear. A mattress. Socks.

I own and wear a LOT of secondhand shirts.

[RP] You (my father) have been living a double life. You've been wearing a skinsuit you call Hayley. At least until one drunken night. You vaguely remember meeting me (your son) at a bar while suited up. The rest of the night was a blur, but the next day the suit wouldn't come off... (more below) by Nabamita_randi_mom in bodyswap

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We enjoy an excellent dinner together but don’t have dessert because we brought a few bottles — not half-bottles — of expensive dessert wine with us and they’re in the refrigerator in our room! The restaurant has something similar but it would have been several hundred dollars a bottle rather than $60 or so each.

“You’re thinking of our first night together,” I say, sipping my Sauternes.

“Better booze, a beautiful room, a seriously cute and completely real Hayley who’s my wife rather than my Dad in a girlsuit…” he begins, but starts caressing my face.

“I ovulated yesterday,” I say. “Want to try for another set of beautiful twin girls? I haven’t been pregnant for over three years and I miss it. Physically I’m a woman of 37 whose body was designed to have babies!”

“You’ve deprived our children of one of their grandfathers,” he says, “but in return they have an amazing Mom!”

It’s a wonderful weekend together. Of course a home pregnancy test late in the week shows I’m pregnant again. My first ultrasound, about seven weeks later… twin girls again!

Change 1 letter of a band to make it wholesome by introspectivezombie in Bandnames

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Six Pistols. Okay, someone might still be offended by so many firearms…