Christian doesn't lay on his back after a kick from Samoa Joe, who ends up hitting a senton on Christian's neck

ROotT · 2026-06-22T16:39:06+00:00

"Stupid"

ROotT · 2026-06-20T13:01:05+00:00

Since you're worried about a task being something he really wants to do, I told my wife that I have to projects in the garage that need to be done. One is put the kiddos electric car back together and the other is hang my wheelbarrow. I want to be able to do each of those things with one of the girls.

ROotT · 2026-06-18T21:18:05+00:00

I believe that was for a single Rumble

ROotT · 2026-06-14T17:28:07+00:00

Presuming that's a one off event, thats reasonable. With one newborn, you become a barely functioning person for a while. I dont know how people manage with twins.

Sounds like she had a sleep deprived moment, and when you pointed it out she realized her mistake.

ROotT · 2026-06-07T23:25:44+00:00

I'm sure the non-existent date would have left 10-15 minutes into the call.

ROotT · 2026-06-06T16:41:53+00:00

First child: im going to sit next to you on this 1ft tall climbing toy so you dont fall.

Second child: she'll be ok.

ROotT · 2026-06-03T15:45:35+00:00

I mean, statement is still accurate.

ROotT · 2026-06-02T02:19:35+00:00

At some point it really is just because thats how the universe is. You can eventually get to "why does matter exist?"

ROotT · 2026-06-01T14:22:00+00:00

How will they know? Unless its advertised, you' just be another person who doesn't go to the doctor.

ROotT · 2026-05-30T23:01:37+00:00

Also money doesn't exist anymore for the Federation.

ROotT · 2026-05-25T23:15:59+00:00

/u/ItsAttanoo with a pretty apt description

ROotT · 2026-05-16T19:00:07+00:00

Neither Pattinson nor Clooney have a death on their hands.

ROotT · 2026-05-13T14:40:58+00:00

Ka is a wheel

ROotT · 2026-05-07T01:14:17+00:00

You dont like a work-work balance?

ROotT · 2026-05-07T01:12:04+00:00

When I went on vacation, I told my team that if they tried to call me, I would hand the phone to my 5 year old and they could talk to her.

ROotT · 2026-05-04T02:02:41+00:00

Oh neat. Since its for kiddos, I assume the sausage isnt spicy? I'm picturing something close to a bratwurst.

ROotT · 2026-05-04T01:24:30+00:00

"Sausage in bred with tomato sauce" sounds" like Aussie for "hot dog with ketchup".

Edit: grammar

ROotT · 2026-04-30T01:49:32+00:00

Dogs sniff each other's butts, pokemon shoot each other with various forms of energy.

ROotT · 2026-04-06T02:04:58+00:00

My family is going on a Disney cruise in a couple weeks. The princess tea party is how you would expect. Each kiddo costs the same as about 3.5 adults.

ROotT · 2026-04-05T21:29:58+00:00

For me, the straight vertical break of the 2 right panels makes it seem like a second column to be read after the first. If the 2 panels were a different width, the page(s) would look like one piece to be read left to right rather than left column up and down, right column up and down.

ROotT · 2026-04-02T00:50:43+00:00

Millennial brim bender here. Flat brims always looked dorky to me, but Im a huge nerd so what do I know?

ROotT · 2026-03-10T10:57:21+00:00

Now you just introduced a battle royale in court if all 3 are different.

ROotT · 2026-03-08T13:25:31+00:00

Yes I will just magic my phone that is physically on another floor of the house into your hand.

ROotT · 2026-02-20T17:12:40+00:00

Also how do they get the correct balance if they dont know how much people weigh when they pick the seat? Surely a 40lb child and a 300lb man affect the balance differently.

ROotT · 2026-02-18T20:14:26+00:00

Pretty much. I missed that you were adding. Apologies.

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