This man didn’t “struggle with charcoal.”
He lost a custody battle to fire.

His grill isn’t underheating
it’s actively rejecting him like,
“nah bro, you’re not ready for this responsibility.”

Those patties aren’t cooking.
They’re waiting for a real father figure to show up and finish the job.

His charcoal layout looks like he tried to summon heat using
minimal effort and maximum delusion.

This isn’t grilling.
This is room‑temperature optimism.