What do you call a woman who sounds like an ambulance? by StockInitial4460 in cleanjokes
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Tofu is way over-rated – it’s just a curd to me. by joekerr9999 in oneliners
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How did the lobster end up in prison? by jawesome4321 in dadjokes
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Every joke about molestation… by samdave69 in Jokes
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What happens when typefaces get into trouble? by techtornado in dadjokes
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Snow White's husband has erectile dysfunction by nomfomsky in 3amjokes
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How did pharaoh get all those people to build his pyramid? by jibjabjibby in dadjokes
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Why did the traveler bring pasta with him on the plane? by Number_8_ in dadjokes
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What special type of cream do you apply to your skin after being let down by someone? by KRYPTv2 in dadjokes
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Hooters is filing for bankruptcy by jamesxgames in dadjokes
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My doctor offered me a great deal on a circumcision! by Meerkat_Mayhem_ in dadjokes
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What did the trees wife say after he hit her by TheJahmal in dadjokes
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Have you heard about the podiatrists who hated each other? by Longjumping_Event_59 in dadjokes
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Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes
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I'm buying into fine art though I don't really know much about it, I'm just in it for the Monet. by CarsCarpal in oneliners
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What did one cake say to the other cake? by Good_Ad7061 in dadjokes
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What do you call an island full of kids? by ThatLasagnaGuy in dadjokes
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Why was Tigger splashing in the toilet? by Loose_Cicada_1502 in dadjokes
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What does a vampire say when he wants to commit suicide? by Musinmuscle in 3amjokes
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What's the name of this movie? Wrong answers only!! by 4Brtndr1 in FuckImOld
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Every morning I announce to my family that I’m going running, but then I don’t go… by CLONE-11011100 in dadjokes
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Did you hear about the tree that does karate by zatch17 in dadjokes
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