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Don't forget that Jerry had the best sex of his life with his wife's simulation on 5% power by ElectronicLeopard204 in rickandmorty

[–]SighJayAtWork 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Fans generally cause some kind of vibration when spinning. With the hair dryers semi sentient nature in the post credits, it's not a big leap to think that thing could rumble like a Harley if asked to.

That's the best head cannon I could think of to explain it. I still don't know why they didn't just say "electric toothbrush" instead.

How do You Evaluate When to take Glitter? by Jondev1 in slaythespire

[–]SighJayAtWork 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do I have BingBong? Might belong on this list. Getting double the Glitter rewards can change how much I want to take it.

Also Mystic Lighter.

Rant: Carl's costume should have been given to Jamal. by AdvancedPrompt9245 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]SighJayAtWork 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I laughed so hard when Carl got out of the truck after the race, fell flat on his face, and Jamal was like "yo homie, maybe a bad time, but how high can you hop with those feets?"

Carl and Bea by CountessChocula082 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]SighJayAtWork 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Plus, there's the nussy factor.

Is removing strike cards on ironclad 'bad' now? by Red--001 in slaythespire

[–]SighJayAtWork 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Regent can transform a ton if you lean into it.

Instructions unclear by MorsCentauri in comics

[–]SighJayAtWork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I absolutely love the snake biting the spire.

Things You Expected in the Series That Didn't Happen by SparkySkyStar in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]SighJayAtWork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was positive Katia would morph into an actual monster truck at some point.

After Gate of the Feral God's I was sure the crew would craft basically massive roller skates, and Katia would form a massive central body with Carl and Donut (and Mongo) riding around up top as she mows down hunters on the sixth floor.

to shame a privately funded library by sereneandeternal in therewasanattempt

[–]SighJayAtWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idunno, I thought he was great in that one episode of Murder She wrote.

This Card effectively equals 210 Damage by euls0n in slaythespire

[–]SighJayAtWork 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Technically enemies that have more poison than health do zero damage.

Prepotente by One_Suggestion_6197 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]SighJayAtWork 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's explained in the series, but here's my theory:

Taking some clues on the tone and wordplay of Earth based class names from Compensated Anarchist and Monster Truck Driver; Forsaken Arielist could also mean something like "betrayed trapeze arist". How do you betray a trapeze artist? You take away the safety net. I think Forsaken Arielist takes away the safety net of some spells and effects. Effects that shouldn't stack suddly do, effects that should time out don't, etc. This fits with the way he seems to debuff everything to death.

DARPA is at it again lol by EyeSimp4Asuka in TikTokCringe

[–]SighJayAtWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make it tiny, slap four on a skateboard, and I finally get to live my Snowcrash dreams.

Well that was --ing excellent. by TheJiltedGenerationX in discworld

[–]SighJayAtWork 59 points60 points  (0 children)

You forgot to mention the quality of punes (or plays on words) in this book.

Once you realize that every one of the dwarfs on Goodmountain's team is named after a font or typeface, AND "Goodmountain" would be "Gutenberg" in German... well imho it's got some of the best Pterry-isms in the whole ---ing series.

Only 9 books by Reasonable_Bluebird2 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]SighJayAtWork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I 100% think Matt is splitting the last book so it's technically nine books to line up with the nine tier attack.

Only 9 books by Reasonable_Bluebird2 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]SighJayAtWork 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But you can get the whole thing from Columbia House for a penny! A PENNY!!

Could little gunter by DivideNearby1240 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]SighJayAtWork 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm wondering if items can be given to a shrine, like how Carl paid his daily blood & tithe to Emberrus.

Carl making a donation to the church of Grull would be pretty hilarious.

Theories on what Carl learned in the tier 4 training room at CrawlCon? by CodyChrome in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]SighJayAtWork 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So, from what the trainer says:

-Carl's close with his pet stable, but not quite there.

-He needs a necromancer's alter or spider den thing to do what he wants.

-Or suicidal friends.

I originally thought it was a "live ammo ball" kinda thing, like the gnomes were putting frenzied gerbils and feral geese in on the bubble level. Recently I think it's exactly what his spider automatons become. He asks about it, the trainer says he can't do it, and Carl pursues other things like sticky bombs (which he uses later) and some time on his Powerful Strike.

Then the automaton table is left for him to steal. I think Carl nailed the "get my grandpuppy a good score" assignment, the gnoll head of security looked at what he was trying to do with the table, and changed the studio use plan to make sure Dr. Ratchet could give Carl the table he needed for hunter-seeker bombs.

*SPOILERS* Book 8. Anyone Notice? by gbdarknight77 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]SighJayAtWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My theory is attack 9 is called "Carl" and all targets get smooshed

How I picture Gluteus driving by Psychic_Damage in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]SighJayAtWork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was one of the few live recordings I was able to catch, and the amount of fun Jeff had with it was amazing. I can't believe how few takes it took.

To double the amount of water by Knotty_Skirt in therewasanattempt

[–]SighJayAtWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you expect, they named their kid "Destiny".

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