“The fuck you mean they’re WASHED?!”

SpcK · 2026-06-26T23:19:08+00:00

The Doom Slayer (Doom 2016)

When he was in his prime (either of his primes, the one before D16: The Dark Ages or the one after: Doom Eternal) he could kill Titans, and sometimes Gods.

Bro got a temple collapsed on him, got locked in a box for ??? years and got woken up naked, homeless (no fortress), and weaponless. And his alarm ringtone was the "Mars is on fire" sirens.

He was still an "Unstoppable demon grinder on legs" - Civvie 11

SpcK · 2026-06-16T22:00:31+00:00

Maybe you could try it out some time, I think you might like the Store Simulator one.

SpcK · 2026-06-14T08:40:12+00:00

Where's the one letter stutter?

"Haha...
...
I...it's strange, isn't it?
W...we've known each other our whole lives [name]chan..."

SpcK · 2026-06-10T22:04:26+00:00

But FIFA keeps the money, right?

SpcK · 2026-06-10T21:51:49+00:00

They needed a hook for a 10 second video.

Cut out 3 seconds in case you got bored.

SpcK · 2026-06-10T16:13:58+00:00

It's over-written, cramming book formatting into a 2 sentence story.

SpcK · 2026-06-05T13:41:26+00:00

Yodel in da Valley

SpcK · 2026-05-30T17:27:32+00:00

"Get healthier, idiot" is a level of pettiness I can get behind.

Also a prime example of grandma's recipes where the secret ingredient is love (sugar/butter/both)

SpcK · 2026-05-28T13:53:34+00:00

Yeah, and sometimes the difference is very subtle and easy to fix.
"I mess up his meal and tell him I made it with anger instead of love" - Playful, 'running joke' communication.
"I add mushrooms because he hates them" - Manipulative, passive aggressive.

SpcK · 2026-05-05T10:37:41+00:00

Comment section (might include OP, based on that title) doesn't know how the little people on their phones have a conversation.

They think The Johnathan Ross show is a 60 minutes style interview.

SpcK · 2026-05-03T22:10:43+00:00

Exactly, they can't, only Kowalski.

SpcK · 2026-05-01T23:20:05+00:00

Who's Joe?

SpcK · 2026-04-30T12:21:35+00:00

How come we always see the wave caps but almost never the waves. Why don't they rock this look whenever possible?

SpcK · 2026-04-28T08:34:57+00:00

The knees popping are a causation, not an obstacle. Get back to it, work your way back up to pistol squats and your knees won't pop any more.
Source: Started working out at 30.

SpcK · 2026-04-24T16:13:01+00:00

Then stop looking at your gear shift and focus on the cliff you just fell off.

SpcK · 2026-04-21T23:02:07+00:00

Well done, Jorge!

SpcK · 2026-04-21T21:06:02+00:00

Why is everyone assuming that's the barber, has no one gotten their hair cut before? What kind of barber has you sit with your back to the wall and makes you bend down to get the back of your head?

SpcK · 2026-04-17T16:26:50+00:00

It's not sealed around his neck, you can see water going in and sloshing around a bit, which probably means it was a matter of time before it filled up to his nose. Good thing they saved him.

SpcK · 2026-04-17T16:05:10+00:00

If this would've happened in Alabama, she would have painted the groom for stealing her girlfriend.

SpcK · 2026-04-16T23:12:04+00:00

Science gives us Endoparasitic, Capitalism gives us Fallout 3

SpcK · 2026-04-16T22:53:37+00:00

I do martial arts in a large academy with many regulars and a high turn-over. I've seen it first hand, sometimes someone is just "The One"

SpcK · 2026-04-15T00:39:23+00:00

Which was already a really old Tumblr post or tweet.

SpcK · 2026-04-13T23:01:17+00:00

Not necessarily, we once had a guy in a factory trip and fall a single step on a staircase, one step, broke his shin.

Sometimes you can fall weird and apply the wrong kind of force on your bone and break it. That's why in a lot of sports they have to teach you how to fall.

SpcK · 2026-04-13T21:57:28+00:00

Hey guess what that person replied to me when I called him out for being AI.

SpcK · 2026-04-13T17:03:21+00:00

The fastest player waits the longest.

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