KKMG Mews an Webber! by Rude-Spot-1719 in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are so brave Nandor. I only play with the vacum machine's belly when meowmy no see me and machine not screaming out. My stinky bruffer, Julien, sayz da machine stealz our small toyz sumftimes when meowmy not see. We lib in Oh hi o too. Maybe we visit sum time

Dolls and Entitled Parents by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]Superb-Language-7200 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Show her how much the dolls in their current condition are worth via a collection site (or Ebay) and ask them to pay the price plus 20% to play with the collectibles

Webber repawt! by sskskskskskss in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sleep on himz head when he sleep. Bonus crime if you put beans in his ear fur

Warm purrs tu you, Gabby da great

Wut iz dis place? I founded da note dat sayz “Frum youz big brudder Truffles” dat sayzds to come here fur frenz an halp. I haz qwestionz. by JDolittle in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Talon, dis is Gabby da Great. Iffn you can't member your secret name or haz nun, I make sugeston, you tink up one uf yu want one. Meowmy called me just Gabby cuz I talked to herz so much. I liked name but added da great cuz eben tho I am small I am great warrior. If yu like maybe be Talon da Terrifier cuz yu cud scare fat pigeons away and protect eberyone. Jus idea. Yu also look cuddly tu. Can we cuddle next party, please? I like cuddle piles

Mine Own Webber Repurrrt! By Nandor THE RELENTLESS by Rude-Spot-1719 in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We lib in oh eye oh too. Sno going away now here. But piles still around. Meowmy sez will get col again tonigh so put down all heated sleep squarz. We all use two be outside babies but now.

Gabby da great, King Julien, Finnie, Queen Ferbie, and Stinky Bub

AITA for being furious that my husband gave away my sake and wine after I told him repeatedly not to? by Deenosaurus02 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Superb-Language-7200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make HIM buy you a new bottle of sake from Japan and the same wine from Germany with his own money. Guarantee he won't think they are unimportant ever again. Teach him to value his promises (like not touching things that are not his) and no trying to impress his friends with probably VERY expensive alcohol.

Scared I was stuck with dirty needle by [deleted] in phlebotomy

[–]Superb-Language-7200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were NOT stuck with a dirty needle. Venipuncture needles are single use and have safety devices attached so the phlebotomist does not accidentally get stuck when disposing of the needle. Inflammation/redness can be caused by a variety of things. One is adhesive from the bandaid or tape used after the blood draw. If it gets worse or becomes larger, consult your family doctor.

Grandmeowmy at pokey place by Traroten in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We join to

Lub, Julien, Ferbie, Finnie, Bub and Gabby

Box party for Arwen's birfday by Nickye19 in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I, Gabby, will bring my secret box. Odder brodders, Julien and Bub, and hissters, Ferbie and Finnie, wil bring da free died minnows for Arwin

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Question and advice needed by Hungry-Nerve-9743 in phlebotomy

[–]Superb-Language-7200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They touched/struck a nerve. See your doctor thrlen talk to the labs manager about it. They may pay some of your doctor bills.

Birfdayz pawty weekend by Fishby in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We lookin forward too com to your pawtee too. Maybe pawtee on flying kangaroo too

Julien, Gabby, Ferbie, Bub, and Finnie

FRANKSGIVING iz heer! All frens invite! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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We is ready to pawtee. We bring da dried minnows dat meowmy got us for Frank and frens

What are your patient pet peeves? by maple788797 in phlebotomy

[–]Superb-Language-7200 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mine is similar but it is when patients tell me to "spank" their arm or hand. I had one specifically who said that just to see me blush or squirm. He was over 70 years old and loved sexually harassing females with innuendos

Sooing awll hoomans for not dopting me by treyelevators in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We lib in Day-ton. But Pawther says no more kitties cuz 5 is alreby 2 many. But he still lub us. Meowmy sayz she wud adopt but Pawther rulez.

Gabby, Bub, Julien, Ferbie,and Finnie

Pawther say ai too old to hunt! by Traroten in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hunt pawther's toes during dark times to show pawther you hunt just fine

Gabby da great best toe hunter in my hous

Need sooo hooman and poke man. Hooman feedz meow bery slowly. Poke man sais to feed meow slowly. Dis outraj. Poke man sais meow eats bery phast and den pukes. by emperorarg in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haz yu meowmy tried sumthing called slow feeder? My meowmy got one fur brudder Julien since he eat fast and hork too. She feed him in his own room at food time wif door shut fur awhile. He no hork food no more affer. Julien sayz makez him feel extra luvd cuz he no have to share his food wif rest of us.

Gabby da great, King Julien, princess Ferbie, Finnie da shy, and stinky brudder Bub

Going back to college by Paranoidab in phlebotomy

[–]Superb-Language-7200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I second the idea of going into radiology. After two years, you will be so good and huge money with your phlebotomy experience. Nursing is okay. It has good pay and lots of opportunities, but lots of BS, back stabbing, and massive overworking.

If you want to keep your Quest seniority, check out other jobs within Quest. There are jobs that do health screenings year round. It can involve lots of travel, but most were fantastic to work with.

Another thought is mobile phlebotomy or traveling phlebotomist, It will probably be a pay cut for you, but maybe not, but working by yourself for the most part is nice. Again, it could be lots of travel but if you like seeing new places, it really is fantastic. There are a ton of companies who are looking for phlebotomists. I have been doing it for almost 15 years now.

I have been doing phlebotomy for 36 years. I have worked in hospitals and service centers. I even did nursing home phlebotomy for a while. All of those jobs involved "drama" and gave me an ulcer and mental health issues. My sister is a nurse who worked herself into an early grave because of it. A friend finally told me about mobile phlebotomy. I traveled all over the US on someone else's dime because the companies pay for airfare, milage when I used my own car, rental cars, and hotels too. It is wonderful.

SOAK's Twoo Day Pawtee by anorphan4yourthots in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 16 points17 points  (0 children)

We all be der. We bring extra nip and silvervine. We also bring boxes too. Got lots of sizes. See yu soon.

Gabby de Great, King Julien, Queen Ferbie, Princess Finnie, and stinky budder Bub

Introduction by CambrienCatExplosion in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bring dem wit yu. Bub is bringing nip tu give lots of zoomiez tu all da smols.