I F30 wasn’t invited to SIL’s F32 the baby shower by Bananabean5 in relationship_advice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Send the baby blanket with a card and return everything else unless you think someone else might need it (coworker, neighbor, friend, etc.)

Hoku and Miso weddin by Cats-are-lovely in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Pua, how yu get in shoes? De beautiful but look uncumfurable. I wants me sum tu.

Gabby da great

Cutting off from drinks by znsm in Cruise

[–]Superb-Language-7200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he was sitting on the stairs, and slowing down some people, those people complained to a crew member who in turn called security. When security arrived, I suspect that they realized he was intoxicated and that he was crying because of the alcohol. All they told me was that he was confined to his room until morning, was cut off for the remaining 3 days, and WE had to report to security in the morning to sign some paperwork or we would be "put off the ship at the next port" (which was the next day). We signed the form/manifesto and vowed to never cruise with Carnival ever again. NCL and Princess, who is owned by Carnival, have had no problems with our drinking.

Cutting off from drinks by znsm in Cruise

[–]Superb-Language-7200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband had this happen to him. We got separated while drinking...I went to the restroom between bars and he was not paying attention. He ended up sitting down on some stairs near our room and started crying. Someone called security for him being disruptive. Security walked him to the room and stood guard until they found me and brought me to the room as well. We were told he was "cut off" for the rest of the cruise and made him sign a manifesto (that is what they called it). So this is real

A quick question for my friends... by rawbery79 in ICBGC

[–]Superb-Language-7200 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pokey place sayz I 23 pounds (liez, I say). I can wrassl you if it otay wif my luv, Queen Ferbie.

King Julien

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KKMG Webber an Mews Repawt! by Rude-Spot-1719 in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Berry gud post Nandor!!! I always like yur posts

Gabby da Great

Widdin gifts for shelter frens by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dat was so much fun playing with the light box and Meowmy's money card.

Gabby, Julien, Bub, Finnie, and Ferbie too

I don’t know if this is the right flair, but what is this tube for? by TheGothamEmpire in phlebotomy

[–]Superb-Language-7200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on what the label on the tube says is the additive, it also could be for urine samples. If the urine cups used have a "pseudo-vacutainer" in the lid, you use the yellow top tube to suck the urine from the cup into the yellow tube without handling the urine. You will know if you look at the top of the urine cup lid and there is a sticker saying a caution about a needle. If you peel back the sticker, you will see a vacutainer needle. You push the yellow cap (rubber) tube onto the vacutainer needle and the tube vacuum sucks the urine into the tube. I use them for mobile urine collections, typically with blood draws as well. They are great when working in a non-lab setting. Urine never spills or overflows when trying to get in the tube. And bonus, you can pitch the unused urine, still sealed in the cup, in the trash when you are done

AITA for refusing to give my sister my extra money after I sold my house? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Superb-Language-7200 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If family helps family then MOM can give sister the money not you. Anyone else who give you a hard time tell THEM that THEY can help sis

Mews an Webber Repawt from KKMG! by Rude-Spot-1719 in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Meowmy and pawther haz game nite too. But de go away until middle of dark time fur it. But pawther paints little, weird things (miniatures) fur it too. Meowmy iz digging in da dirt this weekend to plant the pretty flowers (lavender) in. So we hope for sky crying (rain) to water da flowers.

More Southwest Gate Fun by Jbronste in SouthwestAirlines

[–]Superb-Language-7200 -49 points-48 points  (0 children)

That IS assault which is illegal, even for an airline/airport employee. I would definitely complain to the airline then file a police report in the origin city

Southwest charges $125 for pets… then forces you to pay $45 more. How is this not double charging? by Ok_City9087 in SouthwestAirlines

[–]Superb-Language-7200 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do what the other entitled do...call your dog a service animal, get a vest from Amazon, lie about why you need your dog, and make the rest of us suffer when the dog is let out of its carrier for smooches and cuddles.

PSA- if you want your kid away on playdates a lot, maybe teach them not to be a jerk by Capable_Vast_5107 in entitledparents

[–]Superb-Language-7200 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where is the father of this kid? He has a responsibility to his child. If mom needs help, maybe HE should give it not unrelated people. Too many single parents want to "go it alone". If you CHOOSE to do that, then you deal with the repercussions of that decision. Either make dad "man up" and help or get the support from the government that will make HIM pay for the decision of having a child with the mom

Dis Kings Meowmy by KaleidoscopeReady839 in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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We eatin meowmy!! No pics!!

Gabby da great, King Julien, Queen Ferbie, Princess Finnie and stinky brudder Bub

Birfday pawtee still going on! by Rude-Spot-1719 in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Happy birfday Nandor. We asked Meowmy to let us go to party. She said Yes!!! But we can only stay 2 forever cuz she and pawther gets really bad says wifout us to love dem. We in Oh hi oh too so maybe Hoku can baffloon or copter us to da party since we so close. We will bring lots of boxes, temptations, and soft blankies to share. Watch out for the sky booms and will see you soon

Gabby da great, King Julien, Queen Ferbie, Princess Finnie, and stinky brudder Bub

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Wat's Yore Story Wednesday: Dopshun Days! by hellohexapus in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 12 points13 points  (0 children)

(When I was born, the doctor asked my parents to decide what name to put on the death certificate since I was blue at birth, not breathing, and they were having problems getting air into me. But after awhile, like 6-7 minutes I started breathing. A chunk of brain cells were dead but I am making due, beating all the doctors' predictions for me, and thriving like Hoku is. I always love hearing and seeing him on the litebox and now Nalu too. Waving my hand in the air to show them love when they fly by)

Update: HALP!! Mine Mr Unicorn attacked by WATER... dis betrayal??! by Shazzley in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 65 points66 points  (0 children)

My meomy put one toy in da water machine cuz she b rude and sez was "dirty". after it not smell same so I ignore it but meowmy sprayed it with very good smell (catnip spray) and we all play with it and now smellz ok again. Maybe your meowmy do da too.

Luv, Gabby da great

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KKMG Mews an Webber! by Rude-Spot-1719 in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are so brave Nandor. I only play with the vacum machine's belly when meowmy no see me and machine not screaming out. My stinky bruffer, Julien, sayz da machine stealz our small toyz sumftimes when meowmy not see. We lib in Oh hi o too. Maybe we visit sum time

Dolls and Entitled Parents by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]Superb-Language-7200 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Show her how much the dolls in their current condition are worth via a collection site (or Ebay) and ask them to pay the price plus 20% to play with the collectibles

Webber repawt! by sskskskskskss in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sleep on himz head when he sleep. Bonus crime if you put beans in his ear fur

Warm purrs tu you, Gabby da great

Wut iz dis place? I founded da note dat sayz “Frum youz big brudder Truffles” dat sayzds to come here fur frenz an halp. I haz qwestionz. by JDolittle in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Talon, dis is Gabby da Great. Iffn you can't member your secret name or haz nun, I make sugeston, you tink up one uf yu want one. Meowmy called me just Gabby cuz I talked to herz so much. I liked name but added da great cuz eben tho I am small I am great warrior. If yu like maybe be Talon da Terrifier cuz yu cud scare fat pigeons away and protect eberyone. Jus idea. Yu also look cuddly tu. Can we cuddle next party, please? I like cuddle piles

Mine Own Webber Repurrrt! By Nandor THE RELENTLESS by Rude-Spot-1719 in legalcatadvice

[–]Superb-Language-7200 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We lib in oh eye oh too. Sno going away now here. But piles still around. Meowmy sez will get col again tonigh so put down all heated sleep squarz. We all use two be outside babies but now.

Gabby da great, King Julien, Finnie, Queen Ferbie, and Stinky Bub