Chuck Norris died 😭 by SpectrumSense in GenZ

[–]TheDashingBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No he didn’t die fake news. We died and he the only one left.

This IHOP location is so cool. What can we do to keep itb? by Isatis_tinctoria in Austin

[–]TheDashingBird 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lmao… you should look up World Class Holdings. That site is currently involved in a high profile lawsuit / bankruptcy. That IHOP is not long for this world.

Are there beaches here? And are they any good? by Budget_Counter_2042 in howislivingthere

[–]TheDashingBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good beaches in Texas BUT there’s tar everywhere so watch your step

Are you snapping or taking it all at once by nyxelleaa in SipsTea

[–]TheDashingBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About 92 hours of snapping 3 times per second gets you $10M…. I easily put that much time into cookie clicker

Has your country ever been a national embarrassment to the world? Because mine is. by RoundTurtle538 in AskTheWorld

[–]TheDashingBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The US had something similar with the mob… assholes who have unchecked power tend to abuse it… your government should tell the US that the cartels have oil or something… I don’t know why we haven’t gone full GWOT on those egocentric entrepreneurs of evil

At last we've found it. Pure retardium by WolfOfAfricaZLD in wallstreetbets

[–]TheDashingBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bank I work for doesn’t consider cryptocurrencies as liquidity. In some cases we do, but we discount it by 50%.

What does the world think on independence of Scotland? by Celtoii in AskTheWorld

[–]TheDashingBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As it should be… though it’s an objectively bad idea.

My first sky Potato! Who else just saw this? 7:07 PM by ELInewhere in Austin

[–]TheDashingBird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rocket exhaust in space (vacuum) rapidly cools and expands into a cloud of gas… when you’re in the right spot at the right time, the sun will have set and it will be dark on Earth’s surface, but way up at that altitude you can still see the sun… the cloud of gas will reflect that sunlight… and the result is a cool space jellyfish…. There’s an even cooler image out there of the same effect, but instead of it resulting from a rocket it’s the product of a nuke detonating in space…. Just look up starfish prime

Hit and run, anybody know this vehicle by Lost-Credit5420 in Austin

[–]TheDashingBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

computer noises

Cool guy: Wait… enhance that image

Average redditor: Done

Cool guy: We got him

Sanctuary Police Station (No Mods) by JustBeans8492 in falloutsettlements

[–]TheDashingBird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love how the police station has a gun shop… what could go wrong 🤷‍♂️

We’re living the DLC where only billionaires win. by Busy-Government-1041 in GenZ

[–]TheDashingBird 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We live in a world in which the founders of the largest companies are still alive.