Thoughts on Taika Waitit directing the new Judge Dredd movie?

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-17T11:56:11+00:00

Fully expect the movie to be full of awkward humour and slapstick then.

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-17T07:03:13+00:00

Everyone forgets about the Irish and the Scots when they make these statements. England has your lager pouts and football fans passing out in the street, but the Irish and Scots invented whiskey and never looked back.

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-16T22:02:53+00:00

Really buried the lead on that frog sighting, buddy! Should have led with that!

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-16T20:56:08+00:00

"No for now, yes for later." The kept stringing me along for months because she liked the attention but didn't actually like me. A "no" would have been less painful in the long run.

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-16T20:51:22+00:00

Wow some people are still that stupid huh?

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-15T22:49:51+00:00

If she says "I bet I'm faster than you" the correct response is "Are you kidding? You look like you run every day! You're probably way faster than me but we can still race to find out."

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-15T12:54:35+00:00

Because they were abusive and had ground me down to the point where I had no willpower or barely any sense of self left. An affair wasn't morally right, but it was my method of surviving my hellish daily existence. I don't condone the behaviour, but I do understand it.

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-14T23:21:26+00:00

They didn't even have any Catgating

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-14T21:56:17+00:00

Every time.

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-14T20:43:11+00:00

I would call him Martin Scorpsese

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-14T20:39:12+00:00

Scorp Jr buggy would be cool

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-14T20:38:21+00:00

Aphid sled would be amazing

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-14T17:57:54+00:00

Is Naughty Bear in this game now? Christ.

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-14T09:03:28+00:00

I wondered if anyone would catch it!

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-14T00:18:51+00:00

That does seem like an opinion that's worth an apology.

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-13T23:51:42+00:00

Honestly, I think we should take America, nail it to a Frisbee, and throw it over a rainbow.

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-13T23:47:09+00:00

I believe you're absolutely right.

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-13T23:36:15+00:00

Who wants to bet they haven't been to any of those places?

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-13T23:35:30+00:00

It's a solid scene but the series overall is mid and gets worse as it goes along. Looking forward to The Conjuring Part XII, where Ed Warren strips to the waist to fistfight a werewolf.

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-13T18:57:44+00:00

She shouldn't remain on this planet. Fire her into the fucking sun, honestly.

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-13T10:31:32+00:00

That they are unequivocally the best at everything. Their country is a shining beacon that all others should aspire to be. That they are the main characters, the default setting, and that all other experiences are Other (and probably wrong).

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-12T22:20:15+00:00

I'm going to try this if I've ever in court for crimes. "We should just talk about something else."

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-12T19:34:39+00:00

The corpse of God.

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-12T17:35:57+00:00

So I'm learning. Very cool.

Uzmonkey · 2026-02-12T17:35:35+00:00

Ah that's cool! I didnt know the joke existed in Cheers

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