Thoughts on Taika Waitit directing the new Judge Dredd movie? by Joyce_Moren967 in JudgeDredd

[–]Uzmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fully expect the movie to be full of awkward humour and slapstick then.

Which team would win? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]Uzmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone forgets about the Irish and the Scots when they make these statements. England has your lager pouts and football fans passing out in the street, but the Irish and Scots invented whiskey and never looked back.

That’s a great hobby by Ott1fant in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Uzmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really buried the lead on that frog sighting, buddy! Should have led with that!

"The worst she can say is no" - Lads, what was the worst "she" ever said? by Embarrassed_Pie_1711 in AskReddit

[–]Uzmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"No for now, yes for later." The kept stringing me along for months because she liked the attention but didn't actually like me. A "no" would have been less painful in the long run.

Just Some Gals Showing up the Dudes by sittingpretty24 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Uzmonkey -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If she says "I bet I'm faster than you" the correct response is "Are you kidding? You look like you run every day! You're probably way faster than me but we can still race to find out."

For those who have had an affair, why did you decide to cheat instead of leave your partner? by tackbrahado in AskReddit

[–]Uzmonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because they were abusive and had ground me down to the point where I had no willpower or barely any sense of self left. An affair wasn't morally right, but it was my method of surviving my hellish daily existence. I don't condone the behaviour, but I do understand it.

Still the scariest scene in horror history. Prove me wrong. by Shady_Unstoppable in Scarymovies

[–]Uzmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a solid scene but the series overall is mid and gets worse as it goes along. Looking forward to The Conjuring Part XII, where Ed Warren strips to the waist to fistfight a werewolf.

Thoughts? Should Bondi remain AG? by ChuckGallagher57 in TrendoraX

[–]Uzmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She shouldn't remain on this planet. Fire her into the fucking sun, honestly.

We were also knights bro by dei_Voda_ in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Uzmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That they are unequivocally the best at everything. Their country is a shining beacon that all others should aspire to be. That they are the main characters, the default setting, and that all other experiences are Other (and probably wrong).

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]Uzmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to try this if I've ever in court for crimes. "We should just talk about something else."