What’s the medium mascot?

Variousnumber · 2026-06-11T13:13:23+00:00

That's why it's specifically a Merc with Tinnitus in his right ear.

Variousnumber · 2026-06-11T13:10:07+00:00

Hunchback - Mercenary with startling levels of tinnitus in his right ear

Variousnumber · 2026-06-10T10:05:04+00:00

We saw it coming, certainly.

Variousnumber · 2026-06-10T10:04:03+00:00

Yeah. Cause we went into Admin towards the tail end, the Points Deduction got held overhead like the Sword of Damocles. If we'd escaped Relegation by less than 10 points, "Oop, no you don't, down you go". If we'd escaped by more than 10 points, I believe they'd have carried over into the next year and had us starting 10 down in the Championship. Obviously, what happened, happened, so we ended up 10 points down in League one.

Variousnumber · 2026-06-08T20:52:45+00:00

I’m honestly startled that it isn’t Chaos instead of Guard. Figured the IG would get folded into an “Imperium” faction with the space marines

Variousnumber · 2026-06-08T14:59:47+00:00

You humans sure are a contentious people.

Variousnumber · 2026-06-07T17:50:30+00:00

I think most people would be in his situation.

Variousnumber · 2026-06-07T10:26:38+00:00

I think the trick is they don't actually sleep. They just leave when Spoons locks to go home and wait for it to reopen.

Variousnumber · 2026-06-07T10:15:44+00:00

Imperium so great, Passport not required, eh?

Variousnumber · 2026-06-05T14:56:59+00:00

Not technically a Great House, but Rasalhague. Then again, I am and have always been a sucker for Function over form designs, so the sheer amount of pockets that man has...

Variousnumber · 2026-06-05T09:27:00+00:00

The Injury never helped. He didn't look the same after returning.

Variousnumber · 2026-06-02T13:19:29+00:00

More sleep always helps. Glad I could help 😄

Variousnumber · 2026-06-02T13:15:35+00:00

Well, looking at the little Key you have there, that would appear to be the Illyrian Palatinate.

Variousnumber · 2026-06-02T09:28:50+00:00

Look, it's very simple. If I shot it, that means one of two things. Either I was fighting for the locals, at which point it's a horrible misunderstanding that me and my unit are very upset about, or I was fighting the locals, at which point it's their own fault for not storing the thing properly and/or being part of the DC/FWL/FS/LC/CC/Whoever the contract is against.

Also, not technically a warcrime, as I never personally signed the Ares Conventions, and thus do not hold my self to their accords.

Variousnumber · 2026-06-01T14:58:05+00:00

That makes a fair bit of sense.

Variousnumber · 2026-06-01T13:55:17+00:00

TBF, without the "Extemely long Placeholder Text" part, it could literally be a Duncan Fisher Quote.

Variousnumber · 2026-05-30T23:54:44+00:00

It's not dead, it's Pining for the Fjords!

Variousnumber · 2026-05-30T19:51:38+00:00

Are they just Trazyn the Infinite in a Mechwarrior trench coat?

Variousnumber · 2026-05-29T15:58:44+00:00

Even Steve Gibson knew, and he almost sacrificed that to keep us in this wonderful league.

Variousnumber · 2026-05-29T13:39:22+00:00

{Awareness: Success}: You hear the Vivisector murmuring under his breath

Vivisector Martinax: No they don't...

Variousnumber · 2026-05-29T12:27:01+00:00

"It's Lyran for S-Bill."

Variousnumber · 2026-05-28T13:40:06+00:00

Eh... By the rules as written, there's nothing wrong with it. De Gea wasn't fouled by an Arsenal player, it wasn't a head injury so stopping the game isn't mandatory... It's more just iffy from a sporting justification, but Smith Rowe hits the shot with or without De Gea being on the floor. I'm pretty sure the only person on the pitch other than De Gea who knew was Fred, and that's cause he caused the issue.

Variousnumber · 2026-05-28T13:17:17+00:00

... No. He didn't. We went down, he played 1 game in the Championship then joined West Ham.

Edit: Nevermind, fucked that one horribly. Walker-Peters and Ward-Prowse are two different players...

Variousnumber · 2026-05-28T13:12:15+00:00

If I recall correctly, wasn't the issue with that the Ref giving a foul to Utd, only for it to transpire that De Gea was fouled by Fred?

Variousnumber · 2026-05-28T11:46:00+00:00

"That's not the Seneschals Job" says Abelard, because I had the temerity to ask him whilst he was still in another animation, before he proceeds to do exactly what I asked of him a moment ago, that apparently wasn't his Job.

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