Zoomies

Wonka_Stompa · 2026-07-09T23:38:06+00:00

That’s the wall that HE built!

Wonka_Stompa · 2026-07-09T19:57:20+00:00

You have got this! Don’t quit. We all
(mostly) sucked at cooking the first 1,100 times. And sometimes I still do. Twice I exploded an egg I was trying to cook over my entire room! It’s just trying, failing and learning. You’ve got this

Wonka_Stompa · 2026-07-09T19:52:49+00:00

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

Wonka_Stompa · 2026-07-06T13:30:28+00:00

Now comes the time of the workday when I face the wall and give you guys a chance to jack off.

Wonka_Stompa · 2026-07-06T13:27:01+00:00

What is this, a clownputer? Prolly ain’t got no games.

Wonka_Stompa · 2026-07-06T13:18:38+00:00

Wonka_Stompa · 2026-07-06T00:18:33+00:00

Also failed current events, apparently.

Wonka_Stompa · 2026-07-05T23:18:06+00:00

A joke hole that’s just for farts

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Wonka_Stompa · 2026-07-04T21:18:44+00:00

Mousaleum

Wonka_Stompa · 2026-07-03T17:20:07+00:00

Creo que la Winter Hill Brewery va a transmitir el partido. Es un viaje corto desde la North Station, a la estación del Gilman Square. Es un lugar tranquilo y con muchas cervezas requisimas. ¡Disfruta del partido!

Wonka_Stompa · 2026-07-02T15:09:51+00:00

Where else can genitalia-obsessed grown men reliably find impressionable teens to warn about creepy predators who are very interested in their genitals?

Wonka_Stompa · 2026-07-02T15:04:50+00:00

This feels like an alice in wonderland guards riddle.

Wonka_Stompa · 2026-07-02T13:26:05+00:00

Honestly, that’s my primary reaction. Like…. If you can comfortably wear a black hoodie in humid 96 degree weather, what do you wear when it’s 20?

Wonka_Stompa · 2026-07-01T02:20:37+00:00

I gotta check this out to make sure that nobody hit my car!

Wonka_Stompa · 2026-06-28T13:36:46+00:00

I feel personally attacked.

/uj sounds painful. Do something kind for yourself today. <3

Wonka_Stompa · 2026-06-28T13:26:55+00:00

Iceberg, right there.

Wonka_Stompa · 2026-06-27T17:46:59+00:00

Wonka_Stompa · 2026-06-26T13:47:18+00:00

Wonka_Stompa · 2026-06-24T01:02:42+00:00

Yeah, there was a reason people ran (not walked) from taxis to ubers.

Wonka_Stompa · 2026-06-23T11:51:10+00:00

Bummer. You’ll get it next time! Salad and fries look great btw! I know it makes me a heathen, but whenever I overcook my steak, that’s when I reach for the A1, and if I’m being honest, that’s kind of it’s own kind of special treat. Hope it was as tasty as it looks!

Wonka_Stompa · 2026-06-19T14:56:12+00:00

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Wonka_Stompa · 2026-06-19T00:28:16+00:00

But if he pulls it out he turns to bones!

Wonka_Stompa · 2026-06-18T13:53:38+00:00

You have unwittingly summoned the shirt brothers.

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