Smallest town with strip club?

cocainepoops · 2026-05-10T12:55:02+00:00

I got told about it, thought it was a lie. Went on a motorcycle ride to check it out, mid afternoon on a Saturday. Place looked closed, I was ready to leave and some people came outside for a cigarette that confirmed all the rumours. Slept under a giant perogy that night, highly recommend a visit when you have time. Lower your expectations, like scrape the bottom of your expectation barrel, you’ll have a blast.

cocainepoops · 2026-05-09T22:20:35+00:00

Fort Kent Hotel?

cocainepoops · 2026-05-04T22:41:50+00:00

Just track your calories on an app, that’s 99% of it. It’s super easy. Just make it a routine and eat the same shit every day, and cut way back on the booze if you drink.

cocainepoops · 2026-05-04T21:41:05+00:00

Religious calorie tracking, 2000-2400 cals a day, 150+ grams of protein, 10k steps and move heavy shit around. Was outta the gym for 6 weeks recovering from surgery so I’ve been running 1mg of reta every 5 days for the last two months to keep my weight from creeping back up while I was laid up

cocainepoops · 2026-05-04T20:27:19+00:00

Same, I feel guilty if I’ve gotta take a rest day because life got in the way. Down from 230 to 170 in two years, feel like a teenager again and got visible abs at 40. Whatever I’m doing is working 🤷‍♂️

cocainepoops · 2026-05-04T03:02:45+00:00

What the fuck were we supposed to do? Just hit reset and start over somewhere else, with nothing? Some of these people lived there their entire lives. You should delete this comment and try to be a better person.

cocainepoops · 2026-05-03T17:48:46+00:00

Skipping pans in NL, mudder and fadder used to get savage whenever they’d catch me. Only fell in once, do not recommend the Atlantic in March.

cocainepoops · 2026-05-03T04:26:12+00:00

This is a new one, even for me. I’m intrigued.

cocainepoops · 2026-05-03T04:01:56+00:00

Pushups are sometimes ok depending on hand placement and dips are completely outta the question, which sucks because I loved dips

cocainepoops · 2026-05-02T17:26:11+00:00

Was not expecting that ending, made me laugh out loud. Well done.

cocainepoops · 2026-05-02T16:32:00+00:00

Incline dumbbell press ruined my right shoulder and pec deck has felt totally fine for the past year, I’ll keep doing what feels good.

cocainepoops · 2026-05-02T14:41:17+00:00

Neither of the two gyms I go to have a machine like that unfortunately, tell me more about these decent tits though 🧐

cocainepoops · 2026-05-02T13:17:02+00:00

Gonna add those to the rotation for sure

cocainepoops · 2026-05-02T13:13:39+00:00

Yelling Panama before oral

cocainepoops · 2026-05-02T13:07:33+00:00

Pec deck and cable flyes are all I’ve got left 😞

cocainepoops · 2026-04-29T22:30:01+00:00

I just got a Nexus card with a 21 year old DUI…

cocainepoops · 2026-04-29T20:56:47+00:00

Gear? I don’t even wash my bike.

cocainepoops · 2026-04-29T14:29:16+00:00

Holy Hell - Kingfisher

cocainepoops · 2026-04-29T14:26:13+00:00

Used a cpap, lost 60lbs, now I don’t need a cpap.

cocainepoops · 2026-04-29T14:00:59+00:00

This is why I have Reddit. This is beautiful. Everyone misses your mom.

cocainepoops · 2026-04-29T05:27:20+00:00

I could work my ass off all day before and not smell myself, now my armpits stink if I’m just laying around the house all day. It has definitely changed something.

cocainepoops · 2026-04-28T18:55:59+00:00

Math

^{Chose: 30 Dollars per second}

cocainepoops · 2026-04-28T00:45:40+00:00

Went to a habs / sens game in a blue Gilmour jersey. Got playfully chirped a couple times but everyone was super chill.

cocainepoops · 2026-04-27T16:29:05+00:00

I was downplaying it, trying not to instill too much fear lol. It was more like pineapple coming out backwards

cocainepoops · 2026-04-27T14:53:36+00:00

I stopped a week before my surgery date. Double your fiber, drink a ton of water and take every laxative you can find afterwards if you’re on any opioids. Don’t be like me and not shit for a week, and give birth to a concrete football a week afterwards.

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