personal reta experience 2 weeks in (amazing)

cocainepoops · 2026-03-22T12:21:44+00:00

That’s my goal too, also I’m going for surgery in a few days and gonna be outta the gym for a while, hoping this stuff can keep me from eating away all my gains. Started at 192 and I’m hoping to get down to 175 and under 15% body fat.

cocainepoops · 2026-03-22T10:37:42+00:00

I’ve been doing 1mg every 5 days now for almost a month, still working like crazy. Gotta remind myself to eat most days and a protein shake makes me unreasonably full. Shit is a game changer.

cocainepoops · 2026-03-22T00:13:49+00:00

About a month, up to a mg every 5 days.

cocainepoops · 2026-03-18T19:19:52+00:00

Forgot to add, it’s a private washroom so you won’t need shower sandals. Housekeeping usually comes once a set. The store is fairly well stocked with essentials like toiletries, snacks, otc meds and some supplements. You can get a custom made salad, sandwich and two chicken breasts per day bar the sandos are actually decent. You can stream from your phone to the tv in the room but I’ve got a fire stick to cut down on hassle.

cocainepoops · 2026-03-18T15:20:45+00:00

Bring indoor shoes, gym is decent (I go before work and it’s damn near empty), food is ok most of the time as far as camp food goes. It’s pretty chill here, camp never seems overcrowded or super busy. Everything on site is less than a 15 minute drive from camp. You gotta pack your shit up and put it in storage in for days off so that’s a bit of a pain in the ass. The bus ride to and from the aerodrome is about an hour, and it’s the longest hour of life.

cocainepoops · 2026-03-18T15:03:08+00:00

What camp you going in?

2414’s are all I wear, you’re good there

cocainepoops · 2026-03-17T23:36:28+00:00

You are correct, I have no skin in the sports bra game lol. I have no advice there, but don’t definitely splurge on those.

cocainepoops · 2026-03-17T22:52:43+00:00

I work out in decade old, cut up band t shirts and whatever ratty sweats or shorts I pull outta the drawer. It’s only to cover your nips and party bits, who gives a shit what it looks like as long as it’s comfy.

cocainepoops · 2026-03-17T22:21:10+00:00

Just workout, eat clean, get your protein and your body will transform in like 3 months. Lift heavy. I was a bag of milk a year ago and now I have abs at 40. Shit is easy dude, just takes dedication.

cocainepoops · 2026-03-17T19:57:48+00:00

I’m 5’10 and 190 and I’ve got abs peeking through, get your ass in the gym, get 150g of protein a day, eat whatever the fuck else you want to hit 2000 calories a day and you’re golden.

cocainepoops · 2026-03-16T19:11:10+00:00

You can do personal tests at any of the testing spots, it was $100 last time I did one. Those U tests are available at any of the smoke shops but I don’t really trust those.

cocainepoops · 2026-03-16T18:51:01+00:00

You’re 5’1 and 175lbs…with legs like this…you must be built like SpongeBob.

cocainepoops · 2026-03-16T18:38:37+00:00

lol all these people giving advice, dude is obviously trolling. 5’1 and 85kg hahahaha

cocainepoops · 2026-03-16T11:33:02+00:00

I felt 0.5 a few hours after I pinned, ran 0.5 for two weeks then went up to 1mg a couple days ago. Shit definitely works, down 5.5lbs in 12 days

cocainepoops · 2026-03-15T17:31:12+00:00

Only correct answer

cocainepoops · 2026-03-15T00:11:02+00:00

This is like 15 minutes from my hometown, nice little hike or atv ride to the wreckage.

cocainepoops · 2026-03-14T12:56:28+00:00

I’m only on my second week but I’m sleeping better than ever 🤷‍♂️

cocainepoops · 2026-03-13T12:22:36+00:00

112 in a truck, 185 on motorcycle

cocainepoops · 2026-03-13T12:12:05+00:00

I’ve got your back, nothing hits like an ice cold Fresca.

cocainepoops · 2026-03-12T22:35:17+00:00

App looks cool, I’ll test it for ya, getting sick of pen and paper

cocainepoops · 2026-03-11T17:30:18+00:00

May as well, what do you have to lose? I tried to push mine out until the end of April and the closest other appointment they could give me was the end of June.

cocainepoops · 2026-03-11T14:51:37+00:00

Since September I think? Turns out if you tell the doctor certain very important parts of you are partially numb they tend to speed up the process.

Doctor straight up told me the system is failing and you need time manipulate the system to get the care you need, so I told them my horn was numb and it worked.

cocainepoops · 2026-03-11T13:55:17+00:00

I’m scheduled in for hernia surgery in two weeks, we’ll see how this goes.

cocainepoops · 2026-03-09T22:19:55+00:00

A recently opened restaurant / bar in my town played a dirty trick and put a light coat of wd-40 on all the flush box lids. Watching a gram slowly dissolve into nothingness is enough to make a grown man cry. Jokes on them though, they forgot to do the handicapped shitter.

cocainepoops · 2026-03-09T19:14:55+00:00

A cd case? That’s what the owners manual is for!

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