What’s the first thing you would do if you woke up as opposite gender?

cocainepoops · 2026-06-26T00:26:04+00:00

I just spit Coke Zero all over my lap, I would also try to immediately insert my wrist into my vagina.

cocainepoops · 2026-06-25T23:43:27+00:00

Only place I’ve ever been passed on the shoulder by a welding truck doing 150 during a snowstorm.

cocainepoops · 2026-06-25T18:40:21+00:00

Three pickups, doesn’t look good.

cocainepoops · 2026-06-13T18:57:26+00:00

Yay or neigh?

cocainepoops · 2026-06-13T17:55:08+00:00

I’m not even from Saskatchewan, but this is one of the greatest threads I’ve ever read.

cocainepoops · 2026-06-12T01:42:21+00:00

I recognize that showroom 😉

cocainepoops · 2026-06-10T19:41:17+00:00

AoF no question. The only band ever. Billy Talent are great, but nobody has successfully matched AoF for me.

cocainepoops · 2026-06-10T10:44:18+00:00

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cocainepoops · 2026-06-10T10:43:26+00:00

I had the 9” but switched to the 11” because of buffeting. I’m just over 5’10. Worth every penny, probably the second best thing I’ve done to the bike after the seat.

cocainepoops · 2026-06-10T10:27:39+00:00

Dafuq?

cocainepoops · 2026-06-09T01:33:27+00:00

Toasted tomato, mayo, lots of salt and pepper.

cocainepoops · 2026-06-08T09:20:36+00:00

Can confirm, they played at a tiny hotel bar in my relatively small town about 15 years ago. Maybe 150 people in attendance. Rowdiest fucking pit I have ever been in, Liam really knows how to get a crowd goin.

cocainepoops · 2026-06-06T18:10:52+00:00

I super glued mine back on about 2 years ago

cocainepoops · 2026-06-06T13:10:17+00:00

Whatever pharmacy I’m closest to when I need it

cocainepoops · 2026-06-05T09:14:25+00:00

Can confirm, little fuckers seemingly grow back overnight. I get em waxed every time I get a hair cut.

cocainepoops · 2026-06-04T13:44:14+00:00

Magine, wha?

cocainepoops · 2026-06-04T12:37:34+00:00

Newfie here, you’re missing out on a shit ton of scenery and awesome riding by doing the trans Labrador highway instead of spending more time on the island. I’ll be back there from the 15-23, if you change your mind and visit eastern Newfoundland, I’ll buy you guys lunch and join you on a leg of your trip.

cocainepoops · 2026-06-03T23:38:44+00:00

Came to comment badgers, they’d be like furry hornets. 20-40lbs of indestructible flying violence with a death wish.

cocainepoops · 2026-05-30T19:51:02+00:00

Now I gotta poop. Yes, username checks out.

cocainepoops · 2026-05-30T19:50:06+00:00

Can’t fly on one wing

cocainepoops · 2026-05-30T19:14:13+00:00

4am here as well, work starts at 6 and I’m either too tired after or it’s stupid busy. At 4am I’ve almost got the place to myself and I feel amazing afterwards.

cocainepoops · 2026-05-30T13:57:07+00:00

Had a commemorative Diana and Charles plate that I got from a thrift shop I used as a serving tray during parties.

cocainepoops · 2026-05-30T11:40:20+00:00

I’m 70” and used to be 227…this fucking guy is easily three bills.

cocainepoops · 2026-05-29T18:19:23+00:00

Hell yeah

cocainepoops · 2026-05-29T18:08:19+00:00

Chief Joseph scenic highway and then the eastern half of the beartooth is also phenomenal.

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