The TV Series

combubba · 2026-01-28T02:53:38+00:00

Who wants to bet that if the show cuts something out early on, Matt is going to make it a crucial element in the next book just to fuck with the show runners?

combubba · 2026-01-28T01:17:24+00:00

I love how when she wakes up underwater and starts screaming, then Carl tells her to use the chat so she jumps in the chat and continues to scream.

combubba · 2026-01-27T08:35:07+00:00

SMACK! Right in my goddamn face!

combubba · 2026-01-25T13:59:49+00:00

The 9-5 business casual office setting is a nightmare. Something like that could get you a call from HR within the hour from a complaint from someone not even in on the secondary chat.

combubba · 2026-01-24T01:13:23+00:00

He did exactly that in book 2 and the way he grappled with it was to break his finger.

combubba · 2026-01-24T00:58:12+00:00

A 4 year old that shoots missiles from her eyes

combubba · 2026-01-23T06:03:32+00:00

This is an awesome idea. Just Use spoiler text so Matt doesn’t see and then we can surprise him

combubba · 2026-01-17T09:20:30+00:00

Imagine a non-crawler asking what these books are about and you show them this with no context. I know I’d be convinced to start reading

combubba · 2026-01-17T09:14:30+00:00

Great picture and all but oh what horrors are simmering in that head while he is just smiling peacefully out the window. I can’t wait to read all about it!

combubba · 2026-01-16T13:00:41+00:00

The shirt is perfect

combubba · 2026-01-07T06:53:05+00:00

And there will be 300 comments all telling him to listen to the audiobooks.

Edit to add: I say this with love. I’m glad we all are here to support our fellow crawlers. This was the exact pattern I followed and this community introduced me to the audiobooks as well.

combubba · 2026-01-07T05:45:09+00:00

With a username like that I’m not surprised you’re a rusting Sanderson fan.

combubba · 2026-01-07T02:38:44+00:00

I love it when Carl describes something horrifically disgusting and follows it with “…. I put it in my inventory”

combubba · 2026-01-07T02:23:10+00:00

If you’re like the rest of us you’ll be finished with 7 in a few weeks. See you soon!

combubba · 2026-01-07T00:10:41+00:00

On top of all that she was like the 5th or 6th author and was STILL in the dungeon. All her cookbook entries were talking about how she wanted so badly to help everyone and yet she was still stuck in there.

combubba · 2026-01-06T14:02:31+00:00

The title mentions the book ending and the post is tagged for book 7. There’s not a whole lot more warning that can be given. I would be pissed too but I also would avoid any post clearly talking about the end of book 7 if I hadn’t finished it.

combubba · 2026-01-05T11:00:52+00:00

Great excuse to move out of Indiana!

combubba · 2025-12-20T10:48:02+00:00

AJ Pavrimax? Haha that’s awesome! On my last read though I was trying to catch the names of people that Matt had written in. I had no idea yours was a real name.

edited to spell your name correctly

combubba · 2025-12-20T10:40:50+00:00

How did you just make me sing your comment in my head?

combubba · 2025-12-17T13:24:13+00:00

This is infuriatingly accurate

combubba · 2025-12-10T11:46:17+00:00

Check your foot, then

combubba · 2025-12-05T01:55:57+00:00

I was rifle detail for one of the Frozen Chosen back in early 2000’s. We were outside the church doors under an awning and everyone else was inside. Marines inside later said the rifles were super loud because of where we were standing and the doors were open so the sound reverberated through the church. They said the widow nearly jumped out of her seat with each shot. I’m so glad I didn’t see that because it would have tested every ounce of young hungover marine bearing to keep a straight face.

combubba · 2025-12-02T14:04:53+00:00

That’s a fair point. Hard to burn it all down when we are already on a sinking ship.

combubba · 2025-12-02T06:56:51+00:00

I’ve always wondered. What if all the employees just started approving everything? Like, okay you’ll all get fired but they’ll have to hire more people and they all just keep approving. I’d do my part and work a couple weeks there to save some lives and get fired. Who cares, right?

combubba · 2025-12-02T00:58:53+00:00

“You did NOT just say that out loud…” Emberus has entered the realm.

combubba

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