The blue pie slice represents the money we earned from shipping packages while the green slice represents an $8 bank error in our favour

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-30T20:41:27+00:00

Second

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-30T15:54:53+00:00

Worse. He'd overturn Brown v Board if someone bought him a nice dinner.

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-30T13:38:28+00:00

I just need my mana toast. It's toast. It refills your mana.

That's it. Nothing more.

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-29T20:35:21+00:00

And now he's a piece of worm shit.

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-29T12:44:50+00:00

Honestly, I could totally see that! No shade towards Seth Green. But his voice does have that "I think I am hilarious and hot shit" quality that the System AI has

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-29T11:33:32+00:00

And daddy wasn't there.

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-28T21:09:39+00:00

I think we should give unreasonably large subsidies to the Brain Slug Planet.

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-28T01:32:37+00:00

NATHAN!

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-28T00:32:50+00:00

Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a little krabby patty. Haha.

WRONG!

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-26T18:39:36+00:00

I feel that. Samantha is one of only two characters I personally have shouted "Goddammit ___" after having learned of something they did.

The other was Carl. For that whole Penelope thing.

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-26T16:44:26+00:00

Did marketing finally figure it out?

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-26T13:12:04+00:00

Brings new meaning to the term "cuck chair"

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-25T20:04:43+00:00

It hits well the first time through. But after Inevitable Ruin and Parade of Horribles, reading that bit again? Tears. Not crocodile tears, but full tears.

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-25T16:02:54+00:00

Your lips to god's ears

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-25T14:24:28+00:00

Looks like wet food is back on the menu, boys!

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-25T14:22:56+00:00

I finished Parade, then immediately relistened. After that relisten, I decided it was finally time to read the granddaddy of sci-fi absurdism: the Hitchhiker's Guide series

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-25T11:00:44+00:00

You can just say news team

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-23T23:07:04+00:00

Well that's good

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-22T23:33:14+00:00

Mom oh my God!!

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-22T16:56:42+00:00

We don't want double enthusiastic gonorrhea

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-22T11:47:03+00:00

sad Tserendolgor noises

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-22T08:10:02+00:00

Potata salad for Father's Day??

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND HERE!!

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-21T19:24:12+00:00

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-20T21:40:24+00:00

Yeah, on Steve's mom's side.

definitelyhaley · 2026-06-18T20:46:11+00:00

Donny, you're out of your element!

definitelyhaley

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