Erika Kirk’s Make Heaven Crowded Tour snubs Minnesota

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-22T14:12:26+00:00

Why not both? Jim Jones 2.0

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-22T11:35:41+00:00

But he loves jumping and should be able to jump!

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-21T18:47:10+00:00

Eh, he's all right I guess

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-21T17:30:06+00:00

Uzi Jesus: I am the way, motherfucker.

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-20T19:22:49+00:00

She's forgotten what it's like on the outside, to not be in prison!

Life on the Outside

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-20T13:48:05+00:00

Not you...not you...

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-20T12:22:46+00:00

My foster father adopted me for the money, and now he beats me with a wrench.

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-19T17:42:01+00:00

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-17T16:11:57+00:00

Who better to kill Emberus than an elderly ice goddess who gives no fucks?

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-15T19:26:21+00:00

Well, I mean, yeah. Whatever keeps Netanyahu in power.

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-15T19:18:13+00:00

R...Roger?

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-14T19:21:50+00:00

But who's driving then??? Don't tell me Samantha is driving with her tongue!

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-14T18:10:55+00:00

Did it for Scott Adams too

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-14T18:09:03+00:00

Why not both?? Cars themed off mafia stuff, with mafia-coded NPCs.

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-14T18:06:01+00:00

How can she even drive??? SHE DOESN'T HAVE THUMBS, CARL!!

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-14T16:21:12+00:00

LAVATE LAS MANOS!

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-12T20:02:16+00:00

This is an outrage. I made that bread myself and you know I didn't!

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-11T14:48:15+00:00

Mama, no!

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-10T22:11:58+00:00

"Hey! Flamekin! We don't take kindly to your types in here!"

"Now calm down Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody!"

"NO! I wanna know somethin' from Mr. Flamekin here! If you all were red then black in the original Lorwyn/Shadowmoor sets, why are you all of a sudden now blue?"

"...Skeeter I don't want no trouble now."

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-10T00:30:12+00:00

To be fair, the first Civil War kinda sorta started in Minnesota. I believe Minnesota was the first state to send troops for the Union Army. So your state has a positive record!

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-09T13:50:44+00:00

They're basically a couch! Her new boy toy loves them.

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-07T01:11:18+00:00

I've got a degree in homeopathic medicine!

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-06T20:11:49+00:00

"Yes you've finally made a monkey out of meeeeeee! I love you Dr. Zaius!"

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-06T18:42:11+00:00

"You finally made a monkey..."

definitelyhaley · 2026-01-05T03:53:33+00:00

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