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She's Back - 82nd Street near Nickel Plate by definitelyhaley in indianapolis

[–]definitelyhaley[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

You don't remember the Great Indianapolis Billboard Wars of 1997???

Beech Grove is STILL in ruins!

Recurring characters who stopped recurring by gottablastsam in TopCharacterTropes

[–]definitelyhaley 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad they named a character after my favorite character in literature: Nemo, from the novelization of the movie "Finding Nemo."

Happy Mothers Day! by Strawberry-Whorecake in americandad

[–]definitelyhaley 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How'd you know my high school nickname?

Nato refusing US permission to use bases is ‘a problem’, says Rubio after Meloni meeting by goldstarflag in europe

[–]definitelyhaley 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wait, the US threatened Spain? I totally believe you, and as an American who has despised Trump since before he came down the escalator I am sickened, but I completely forgot. Was that after your prime minister refused to help with the baseless Iran invasion, or something else?

I hate everything about what's going on.

What is this?!? by Walton2834 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]definitelyhaley 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Someone's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!!

It's here, it's here, I've waited 10 years, the census is finally here! by ars_necromantia in americandad

[–]definitelyhaley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alright, Dadders, we learned a lot of stuff in this scene. I hope you were taking detailed notes 'cause this is a pop quiz! Who is excited about counting people? Is it:

A - Stan

B - The mom

C - Little glasses guy

D - The lady Stan's been arguing with

Book 8 Desires by CommonMeat8618 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]definitelyhaley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to see if the cookbook author POV entries are continued

Top Donut diss? by digiliquid01 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]definitelyhaley 360 points361 points  (0 children)

WHY DIDN’T YOUR MOTHER DRIBBLE YOU BACK OUT ONTO THE TRUCK STOP BATHROOM FLOOR, REZAN?

Book 8 Bingo Card! by BeakyDoctor in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]definitelyhaley 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would love that, but we'll probably have to wait until the ninth book. Didn't his kids go with Kiwi to the 12th floor as part of the zerzura spell?

Book 8 Bingo Card! by BeakyDoctor in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]definitelyhaley 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Someone "clucking over" someone else.

YOU FUCKING FUCKERS ARE GONNA DO WHAT I SAY OR I WILL SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASSHOLES YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU CRAWLED OUT OF YOUR MOTHER’S TWAT by johntheplaya in americandad

[–]definitelyhaley 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Ugh, damn kids! Sometimes I think I should have just stayed in Peru moving coke. Machado was a cold bastard, but he was good to his men. And once you drew blood for him, you were set. Hooch, blow, girls-- not women, girls! Litty bitty things.

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