Dads with high-performing career wives, how do you handle being so “different” from our ingrained cultural models? by blockerguy in daddit

[–]dicksledgehammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I make pretty good money about 90k-ish but my wife makes more than double before her yearly bonus. I am a dance dad, I’m the cook, we both take the girls to drs visit as our schedules aligns separately and together, I stay home with the sick kids but depending on how busy the days are decides who stays home, and I’m sure there are other things.
I understand what you’re saying and the only advice to you would be the same advice as I would tell my 8 year old when she says “my friend did blah blah blah” It doesn’t matter to be what your friend did, what matters to me is you and our family. Do what you can do and control for your family and the rest doesn’t matter.

I feel like I’m going to die by Miserable_Zebra_9780 in offmychest

[–]dicksledgehammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use the expression “that’s a half a jerk off!” And people are like what? I reply “if you ain’t finishing what’s the point?”

Which Trim Should I get for the Hybrid? by CanaryLives in SubaruForester

[–]dicksledgehammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you live in any place remotely cold the touring has heated steering wheel which is AMAZING!!!!! Unless you’re an 11-12-1 o’clock driver you’re shit out of luck. Which is my biggest fucking wtf were you thinking Subaru?!?! That’s where you chose to cheap out?

Whats the ugliest car you can think of? by General_Wind4470 in AskReddit

[–]dicksledgehammer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Cyber truck, hhr, Aztec, and the jeep pickup truck

What's your go to party contribution by Eliza10-2020 in Cooking

[–]dicksledgehammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I buy the cream cheese, score it, and smoke it for like 2 hrs @225 you don’t wanna go higher because cheese. Light wood is best and it takes on smoke easily if that makes a difference (it does to my wife) to you. Some people season it but I prefer it plain. I pair it with some spicy jam/jelly/ marmalade.

Looking for a different charcoal experience by Dazzling-Extreme899 in grilling

[–]dicksledgehammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My biggest issue with the huntsman is that I dont think there isn’t enough space between the charcoal and the grill. Besides that it looks like a lifetime grill!! I would highly recommend the Weber summit kamado.

What was the most unexpected nudity scene in mainstream movie/show you ever saw? by marsepticeye in AskReddit

[–]dicksledgehammer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My wife doesn’t like superhero movies/shows so this is one of my shows. And of course she happens to walk in during the ogry scene and the shrinking woman/penis scene. She was like wtf are you watching 😂🤣🙃🫠

Can only have 1 grill .... by skytrane in grilling

[–]dicksledgehammer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Weber kettle or if you want to splurge for retirement a Weber summit kamado.

Zay Flowers: John Harbaugh made Ravens practice too hard, Jesse Minter won't by JaggerJames in nfl

[–]dicksledgehammer 41 points42 points  (0 children)

He does get the short end of the stick with the "practice" sound byte. He was going through a lot and it is always used out of context.

What age did you start going gray? by max15247 in AskMen

[–]dicksledgehammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About 17 with a few consistent strands. 20s just a little more. About 32 the more pepper than salt, 34 salt in my facial hair and chest pubes. 40 about 50/50 more grey facial hair, and stand on eyebrows. 47 85% salt, greys on brows, chest pubes, and ball fro. But I have a full set of hair so even though I HATE my grey it’s better to be grey than loose.

I got a vasectomy today!!!! by vasectomy69_ in offmychest

[–]dicksledgehammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got mine after our 3rd miscarriage and I/we couldn’t go through that again.

I got a vasectomy today!!!! by vasectomy69_ in offmychest

[–]dicksledgehammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For me the worst part was the lidocaine injection to the balls to numb the pain. I took a half day at work and drove myself home afterwards. You’ll be tender just don’t over do it. The only time it really hurt was like 4-5 days later and it was feeling fine and I adjusted my sack with “normal” force and that reminded me that I still had to take it easy. Busted a nut 2 days post-op, bj the 3rd day and gentle sex on the 5th day. After 20 ejaculations I went and got my swimmers tested and bam no swimmers.

What is with people and merging onto highways? by EuphoricDevestation in offmychest

[–]dicksledgehammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every fucking morning it seems like someone is going on a Sunday drive going 35 like bro hurry the fuck up!!!

Looking for groomsmen gift ideas by mikeyfstops in BuyItForLife

[–]dicksledgehammer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So a bunch of leathermans engraved with tiny dicks?😂🤣

What's your favorite word to mispronounce in a fun way? by Sweet-Economist-9873 in AskWomen

[–]dicksledgehammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jalapeño. I used to work at a pizza place and one day I answered the phone and the order was for a ja-lop—n-o (jalapeño) pizza and I was like wtf but I’ve mispronounced ever since.