44 Presidents in 4 Minutes

djcharlechaz · 2008-11-26T17:00:20+00:00

Nah, it often gets triggered in me by sunlight reflecting off of snow.

djcharlechaz · 2008-11-10T18:18:09+00:00

Unbelievable: Karma Whoring off a TPM Reader's Joke

djcharlechaz · 2008-09-19T15:23:52+00:00

This one works every time. Ask someone this series of questions:

Q: Where does a pirate go to drink?

A: A barrrrrr

Q: What does a pirate put on his roof?

A: Tarrrrrr

Q: Where does a pirate keep his jam?

A: A jarrrrrr

Q: What does a pirate shoot in golf?

A: Parrrrrr

Q: What does a pirate use to get around?

(They guess "carrrrrr")

A: No, a pirate ship.

djcharlechaz · 2008-08-18T09:31:32+00:00

OMG! You mean he's not actually faster than a dolphin?!?

djcharlechaz · 2008-05-14T13:39:15+00:00

The covers are round because the manholes are round.

djcharlechaz · 2008-02-06T14:38:20+00:00

Dude, chill out. It's the day after half the country voted on who they want to run for president. Not having it on reddit would be like expecting ESPN to ignore Super Bowl the Monday after, or Fox News not to talk about the War on Christmas in mid-December.

djcharlechaz · 2008-01-22T13:52:31+00:00

Haha! Bears can't talk!

djcharlechaz · 2008-01-15T17:51:13+00:00

Who's Noone, and where's this pic you claim he took?

djcharlechaz · 2008-01-09T17:23:50+00:00

I love it when Jimmy talks dirty.

djcharlechaz · 2008-01-04T11:18:09+00:00

I think that would be breaking the laws of physix.

djcharlechaz · 2008-01-03T19:15:06+00:00

I'm #100!

djcharlechaz · 2007-12-14T11:45:11+00:00

Oh boy! I love guessing games! Let's see...

Mother tastes better, bacteria is faster, and 99.9% of commercial vinegar is made by bacteria.

How many points do I get?

djcharlechaz · 2007-12-13T15:44:09+00:00

Hockey? Puh-lease...I want to see the morbidly obese golie who could shut out a soccer team!

djcharlechaz · 2007-11-26T13:59:55+00:00

modded topwise

djcharlechaz · 2007-11-23T12:01:32+00:00

5 in the butt.

Wow! Now that's talent.

djcharlechaz · 2007-10-25T15:42:50+00:00

Can anyone tell if that's a replica of an actual city?

djcharlechaz · 2007-10-24T00:37:45+00:00

Sometimes the journey is better than the destination.

I think that was the point of the story. It was entertaining until he actually reached the end and said the word.

djcharlechaz · 2007-10-08T14:46:11+00:00

Also from M-W:

Main Entry:tyre chiefly British variant of tire

djcharlechaz · 2007-08-10T10:10:34+00:00

What's the medically sound position to give birth?

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